Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Bonus Wed. FOD: American Jobs

Relax everyone...relax! From the horse's (jackass's) mouth, you can rest assured that this Kenyan in Chief and his socialist administration "will not rest" themselves until........... [toilet flushes] ..... every American that wants to work has a job.



What jobs? The ones he plans on "creating or saving"? Those jobs? When? American jobs like the ones he "saved" at the Gibson plant? Those jobs? I'm sure the Gibson employees are loving this American job-creating plan of his. They just got created out of a fucking paycheck because the CEO donates money to the GOP. Yup, those American workers love it so much that they'll be out of work soon too! Hope and change. It's not just a political catch phrase anymore...



With four more years of this, just imagine how prosperous the US will be with American jobs. We'll be so gotdamn prosperous that we wont have to work another day of our lives. The magic negro will ride in on his magic unicorn that farts magic fairy dust and save the day like he always does.

I wonder if India makes barf bags? I could really use one right now...

3 comments:

kerrcarto said...

Dude, did you hear that the DOJ told Gibson's CEO that "all their problems would go away" if they simply moved their manufacturing to Madagascar? No shit!

Paul said...

Yup, that one floored me. These fucksticks in Washington, DC are so upside down, they might as well hoist some other flag because they sure as hell have nothing to do with America.

Harper said...

Have you seen the list of people that Boehner has invited to the speech? The CEO of Gibson is among them.