Friday, September 2, 2011

Happy Friday!

What did you expect? Coffee? Fuck that! It's Friday and I am unemployed so cut me a break. It's 5:00 somewhere in the world.

At least I'm having breakfast for once.

So I hadn't heard from Paul in the last few days and was starting to get a little worried. I emailed one of his friends wondering if everything was okay, and his buddy told me that Paul got a call in the middle of the night on Tuesday that had him a little rattled. He said that Paul left the house in a daze immediately after the phone call, mumbling something about picking up a handle of Crown and needing to go get fucked up, and he hasn't been heard from since.

This morning I got an email from a friend of his telling me that Paul is okay, he just freaked out a little when an old fling of his dropped the baby bomb on him. Apparently this was a one time shot. A sloppy drunken one night stand he had 3 years ago in the parking lot of some bar after a hip-hop fest with lots o' skanky ho's. His buddy included a picture of Paul's 3 yr. old bastard son, so I thought I would share it. Isn't he cute? He looks just like Paul! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Happy Friday niggas!


Paul said...

Fuck yeah brotha!! Live it up!!!

Paul said...

Ya funkin beeeatch!! It's OK, the gummint will take care of it.

Marksman2011 said...

You had me goin' there for a minute.

It does look like that little niglet is boogeyin' on down, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

I remember those little beers from the 80's I didnt know they still made them