Monday, October 31, 2011

Or Some Helloween

Can't celebrate Halloween without the Misfits!!


Mondays suck! That's why Fuck Obama Day is on Mondays. Speaking of the Cooncracker, you guys read this article about his cupid stunt wife? The hypocrisy is so tender and juicy. And she's what, a Princeton graduate? But when I read her statements like the ones in the article, she sounds juvenile. So does the Cooncracker. I guess this is how they have to talk considering their voter base. Or maybe both of them really are just plain fucking stupid. I really can't stand either of these people. I'm sure their two daughters are a couple of spoiled little bitches, too. You know, for the first time in my adult life, I'm going to be "proud of my country" November 2012 when we vote this communist in thief and that gaffe machine Biden out.

I hate Mondays, but at least it's Halloween. Tonight will be the usual trick or treat with the kiddos and a bottle of rum in tow. One of my neighbors pulls a red wagon loaded with ice cold beer. We'll be shitfaced by 9.

Here's a joke. You suppose this happened on a Monday? LMAO!

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.

When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!"

Sunday, October 30, 2011

New Toy

I picked me up a new toy yesterday at the county fair.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Countering kerrcarto's post below

To help counter the negative health effects that have resulted from kerrcarto's post below, I present you this:

Kerrcarto, for the sake of public safety, please don't do that again. LMAO!!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Caption This

My first thought went something like this,

Al Gore: What?

Girl Out Of Picture: Your dick is tiny.

Clinton: Ain't it though?!

Me On Occupy

All I hear from these little commie/marxist/anarchist/anti semite/hippie/hipster/snot nosed brats is I want this and I want that. Well, here is what I have been told my whole life when I said that and my advise to you idiots.

Want in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

America's Finest Niggers X


Shit, we are going to get into Super Bowl numbers on this series the way you fucks are acting. Grow the fuck up.

Saturday, October 22, 2011


I'm loving the Occupy jokes floating around the web.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday Night Jams

I am such a racist. But I love these guys music.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

TGIF and Cheers!!

Keep Your Eye On The... Oh Shit!!!

The story behind this is here if you're interested. If you're going to stand in the middle of the track for any reason, you need to pay attention!!!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Anybody? Bueller?

I know we have quite a few military folks that read this blog, so I am hoping one of y'all can tell me what these are and their use. They say property of the US Army Air Force on them and have a 5 digit number on one of the tailfins. They look like dummy practice bombs to me, but I never served. My buddies grandfather gave them to him when he died and they have been door stops for the last few years. They weigh about 24 beers and are about four beer cans tall each (What? How do you weigh and measure things). If anybody can tell me what they are I would appreciate it

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

History Of The Muslim Brotherhood

In light of the few muslim fucknuts that got busted breaking into the courthouse 60 miles from me today and the dude diverting a flight landing in Texas to have him removed and the Iranian assasin fuckstick owning a car lot in Corpus Christi. Texas sure does seem to be in the sights of the stinkbeards. They are here people and we are still worried if Lindsey Lohan and her freckle flapjacks are going to jail or not.

Wake The Fuck Up!

When I grow up...

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Crackers For Cain

Here is one of the best interviews Herman Cain has had.

Part Two

I did not disagree with a thing the man said. That and S.E Cupp is hot. I could watch her interview The Cooncracker a pile of dog shit.

Monday, October 17, 2011


I'm in the middle of moving and don't have the time to put any real thought into Fuck Obama Day, so I'll let Jeff Dunetz do it for me, with a twist of "F" OWS protestors. Since 99% of these so-called 99% are Obama supporters, I would say it qualifies...

Happy FOD and FOWSP!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011

I Like This Guy

Tellin' it like it is, yo...

Thanks to Gene, a GOC commenter from way back...

Friday, October 14, 2011

I Didn't Have Anything Better To Do.

Except watch our High School football team get their ass whooped again.

Time for a beer and a bowl. Because....

America's Finest Niggers IX

Damnnnn!! Not even 48 hours since niggaz went underground in Harlem and y'all stupid motha fuckaz at it again! What the fuck is it with niggers, fast food, and violence? Most of the videos I've posted in this series have occurred at fast food joints. Must be sumpin in da grease. Maybe it's because the food is so cheap. Actually, it's still cheaper to just go to the grocery store with your food stamps. But y'all be too lazy to fuckin' cook. And that's too bad because some of the best American cooking has come from black culture. Back when you had a culture to be proud of. Now y'all just a bunch of fuckin' niggers. Beatin' on yo hos.

Here's a really bad nigga joke...

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
~ Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

Occupy Overkill

Fuck you little commie dicksmacks that are occupying Wall Street. Bunch of robotic morons. I am going to occupy my BBQ pit this weekend and consume copious amounts of beer. That I paid for.

Bring it on commies. I fear not. RESIST WE MUCH!!!

Sorry, I will never get enough of this one. Fucking cockbreath.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

You occupiers are an infestation. There is no rational or legitimate aspect of your agenda. You are unfocused and pointless. You are filthy (literally) communists and you fool no one! And some of you are shitting in our parks. Go home and STFU! The adults will be taking over January 20, 2013. Fuck you all. Feel free to kill yourselves.

As for the rest of you fuckers, happy Friday and Cheers!!

GOD listens to Slayer!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

America's Finest Niggers VIII

Harper found this one.

Niggaz underground in Harlem. I really can't make out what's going on here. Looks like some niggeresses are trying to fuck shit up and then start fighting the cops. Hey niggaz, don't you know? DON'T FUCK WITH DA POLICE!

You nigs have been pretty quiet these last couple of months. For a while there I thought you had joined the rest of us here in civilization, but then I woke up. BTW, your half-nigger Messiah is getting fired next year so you better get yo free shit while it lasts.

The Government We Deserve

Realistically, I'm not going to be out of this God forsaken shit State until the first of the new year, but it's shit like this that reinforces my reasoning and desire to get the fuck out of here. The sooner the better.

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- A new ban signed into law by Gov. Jerry Brown prohibiting the open carry of handguns in public could lead to an unintended proliferation of rifles and other long guns in public if gun enthusiasts continue to fight for their Second Amendment rights.

Brown signed AB144 by state Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, D-Pasadena Monday morning. The bill will make it a misdemeanor to carry an exposed and unloaded handgun in public or in vehicles. Violators could face up to a year in prison or a potential fine of $1,000 when the law takes effect Jan 1.

Another new ban. What a surprise. Exposed and unloaded. This is what Jerry fucking Brown-eye and his band of gun-grabbing liberal pussies are spending their time with at the expense of Joe Taxpayer in the State of Commie/Mexifornia. Legislation to prevent law abiding citizens like me to open carry, not conceal, open carry a firearm to exercise our 2nd Amendment right to protect ourselves and families from the scum that has infiltrated this State. Countless illegals, MS13 scumbags, criminals of all sorts are not the main concern. No. It's the open carrying of firearms by tax paying, law abiding citizens that this washed up douchebag of a Governor is prioritizing. Not that it's any surprise to me.

The ban may push gun activists into openly carrying rifles in protest of the handgun ban, National Rifle Association civil rights attorney C.D. Michel said.

You bet your ass it will. As long as I'm still here, I'll be carrying my rifle in protest. I've done the local open carrying at the summer car show by my place, and was blown away by how many people didn't even realize the rights they have. Or should I say, had?

The bill exempts hunting and shooting events and doesn't apply to those are given permits to carry a concealed weapon by law enforcement authorities.

The problem is that it's next to impossible to get a CCW permit here. Unless you're some kind of celebrity douchebag blowing the Sheriff.

Sheriff's departments in most major cities in California, including Los Angeles, San Francisco and San Diego, make it difficult for citizens to get concealed carry permits, said Sam Paredes, executive director of Gun Owners of California. The association, which has 33,000 members in California, is a pro-gun lobbying association based north of the state capital.

Sam Peredes is almost right. He should've said, "impossible" instead of "difficult...."

"By prohibiting the open carry of guns, we can now take our families to the park or out to eat without the worry of getting shot by some untrained, unscreened, self-appointed vigilante," Dallas Stout, president of the California chapters of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, said in a statement.

I don't even know where to begin with dickweed Dallas Stout's lack of reasoning, comprehension or common sense. Apparently he doesn't pay attention to the headlines in Southern Mexifornia.

Maybe if one of us law abiding citizens was in that salon today, only the scumbag that doesn't give two shits about the law would be dead. But no. Eight innocents dead is so much better sin't it? Fuck! He's more concerned with "self-appointed vigilantes". After all, they're the real threat in his view.

And then we have this fucking genius Dave Maggot, Jr. spouting his liberal wisdumb. This asshole should be immediately fired, if not publicly hanged for his ignorance.

The group viewed the open carry of unloaded handguns as a safety threat to communities and their officers. He said the bill will help assure that felons and gang members cannot openly carry an unloaded gun with impunity, said David Maggard Jr., president of the California Police Chiefs Association.

So instead, those law abiding felons and gang members will embrace peace and harmony because as we all know.......... felons and gang members open carry all the time!

Read the rest and punch holes in your wall if you live in Commiefornia. Otherwise, it's good for a laugh. While I'm still here, I'll be punching holes in the wall.

Cheese and Chrysler! I can't wait to finally get the fuck out of this insane hell hole! While the police departments and LEO's are wasting their time and tax payer money arresting the law abiding citizens, maybe someone that doesn't give a flying fuck about laws will wax the ones in charge of and responsible for the complete insanity. One can dream, right?

Happiness in Commiefornia in my rear view mirror.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011


Since I'm an enthusiastic Herman Cain supporter, can I still tell nigger jokes?

Best Interview Ever.

Civics Exam

I got 30 out of 33 right. Which equaled 90.91% I would have gotten only two wrong but I misread an answer on the government spending practices and clicked the wrong one.

How will you do?

Tuesday, October 11, 2011


Too bad I didn't have my camera ready. I was working in Spokane today when I came across a sad band of occupiers. They looked like the homeless people who squat in the old abandoned buildings at the east end of downtown. How much you wanna bet or some other barking moonbat group paid them a few bucks for booze if they would loiter around downtown with a bunch of stupid signs? Anyway, I pulled up next to them, honked my horn, and presented the single finger salute along with a few choice words. They tried to fire back but EPIC FAIL. Losers. Damn, I wish I had my camera at the ready!

It Was Only A Matter Of Time

Before Obam....err...Hitler found out the Wall St. occupiers are just a bunch of dipshits useful idiots.

Thanks to Fukitol.

Keep The Change

Fuck you ESPN!


Ran out of beer tonight so I tapped into the remaining handle of Crown in the freezer right now.

50%/25%/25%- Crown/Ginger/Power C (Vitamin Water) is top fucking notch!

Trashed On Tuesday

One of the best live shows I've seen in more than a decade. Some of the most fun shows I can remember. This is drinkin' music...

I'm down to three weeks to be out of this place and I've done nothing but slack off, go campin', party with my long time friends and slack off some more. Seeing these guys live a few weeks ago with my long-time good friends was more awesome than I can ever explain.

Trashed on Tuesday...

Monday, October 10, 2011

FOD: How's That Left Wing Movement Thing Working Out

Hey dickheads! How's that "grassroots" movement (funded by the unions, acorn and George Soros) working out for ya'?

Herman Cain spoke at multiple Tea Parties and was not one time shouted down or asked not to speak. But then again we are a bunch of racist nazi crackers.

These people useful idiots are the moderate crowd of diversity.

Since Mondays suck...'s a vulgar laugh.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Sunday Jams/Movies

Whoever guesses what movie I was watching will win the door handle to a 1982 Cadiilac.

Saturday, October 8, 2011


Friday, October 7, 2011

Are They Marxists?

You decide. I already know the answer.

How much you wanna bet that in the not to distant future Cooncracker will come out saying something like "I'm a socialist. So what? We know capitalism doesn't work."

HEY OBAMA!!............

...........FUCK YOU!!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Quote Of The Day

"I don't want to dissolve government. I simply want it small enough that I can knock it out, drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the toilet." -Kerrcarto

Whoops, there I go with that violent Tea Party rhetoric again.

You wanna know what stupid feels like?

Then read this. You'll feel incredibly stupid afterwards I guaranfuckingtee it. I've concluded that any article related to anything personal about the Obamas is so far beneath my IQ and pay grade that I'm better off not reading it in the first place.

Douche Crew

This is dedicated to you assholes that OccupyTheWorkingClass'AbilityToActuallyGetToWorkOnTimeIfAtAll and your douche crew that supports and/or follows you. I can't wait to face off with you fucks in the street!


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

My Pet Goat Obama

What a fucking classless narcissistic jackass we have for a POTUS. Reading a book about yourself to a bunch of kids. Why am I not surprised one bit.

I bet when he jacks-off he fantasizes about himself.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Turn It Up Tuesday

Love this jam!

This has absolutely nothing to do with Hank Jr's hilarious comment about Hitler golfin' with Netanyahu...

Lower The Fucking Barr

I hate to give this stupid cunt any "air time" but this is just too good not to share:

Really Roseanne? That's what you and your little mentally-challenged army of idiots want? Re-education camps? Beheadings? Wow! Keep on preaching that garbage you skank bitch! When it comes time to face off in the streets, I wonder if you'll be singing the same gotdam tune? Personally, I hope you are. I look forward to the confrontation with your mentally retarded "progressives". I really do!

As if the above wasn't enough to show you what the washed up hag thinks of this country, here's a bonus from 1990 when the pig came to San Diego and desecrated The National Anthem at Jack Murphy Stadium before a Padres game. I remember sitting down at home with my dad to watch the game. There were a lot of expletives flying around the room before that bitch even got started, but after that? I think my mom even threw a few "F" bombs in there and that's unheard of...

It's not out of context, it's not made up bullshit from the "hard right" Tea Party "racists". This is what these scumbags want. It's straight from the jackass's mouth.

This means WAR, you washed up Hollyweird hag! I can't wait to watch the "progressive" chaos, confusion and pandemonium really hit the wall. Pass the fucking popcorn, bitch!

And a bonus clip of Uncle Ted on the douchebag Anderson Cooper show shutting down that Sasquatch known as roseanne (lower the fucking) barr...

Monday, October 3, 2011

Did I Mention

We went to Octoberfest Saturday night.
That's my stack o' cups.

Barking Moonbattery

Check out how stupid these Wall Street protestors are. This weekend, they were protesting the usual suspects like Capitalism and greedy profiteers and Republicans and blah blah blah. They were protesting the bank bailouts but also calling for Obama's reelection at the same time. Someone should point out to these freakshows that then-Senator Obama voted for TARP. His Party, the Democraps, were in charge of both the House and Senate at that time. And Senator Dodd, who has thankfully retired, was the one responsible for sneaking in the AIG bonuses. You all remember that? So these protestors are, in a nutshell, complete total fucking idiots.

FOD: My Plate...

...stay the fuck away from it.

 All you control freak progressives can lick my butt hole. I will continue to eat what ever the fuck I want to and I will never, ever, ever buy another G.E. product. I will go out of my way to buy a product from a company that is NOT in bed with the government. Talk about crony capitalism.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

America Fuck Yeah!!

Suicidal Sunday!

Not literally. Just musically...

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Pole Position