Sunday, November 27, 2011

Sunday Church For A Sinner

I know I'm a sinner, and I have been sinnin' like a motherfucker the last four days. I was sinnin' some more all day today, so I thought maybe it was time for me to go to church again. Thankfully, with technology these days I can do it from the comfort of my chair with an ice cold can of 'holy beer' right at my side. The sermon tonight was a good one, so I thought I would share it with you.



Amen!

4 comments:

Paul said...

My 12 year old son officially became a Slayer fan this last weekend. I cranked it up over the weekend, and he burst into the room with, "WHOA!!!!" I ripped a bunch of it on his iPod and the rest is now history. BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

CenTexTim said...

The Lord Loves A Drinking Man

I can testify to the truth of this.

CharlieDelta said...

That's killer Paul! Metal should always be passed on to the next generation. Metal will never die! I was lucky to grow up next door to some older stoner dudes that turned us on to the 'heavy metal' scene and it has stuck with me ever since and always will. Thank God! I can't image what I would've turned out like if I grew up next to some dudes crankin dat niggah gangstah shit. I don't even want to know.

12 years old. Nice. That's about as perfect of an age as you can get to introduce a kid to the iconic Slayer. Angry, loud and fast! I would bet my left nut that some day down the road, when he's drinkin' you under the table, he will thank you for it...

Onyango said...

My church has a two drink minimum.