Tuesday, May 31, 2011

America's Finest Niggers V

Look at all the riot stories posted on Drudge Report in just one day. And we all know which element is involved in each of these cases. You know, I can't help but notice how unruly the black population has become since their Wonder Chimp has been in office. These people honestly believe they are entitled to do whatever the fuck to whoever the fuck at any given moment. They believe the world owes them something.

WTF was up with this last weekend! Seriously. You niggaz are destroying yourselves. But you ain't taking the rest of us down with you.

Here It Is

After two years of Obama ...Here's your change!


                                                           January 2009     TODAY     % chg      Source

Avg.. Retail price/gallon gas in U.S.      $1.83               $4.02       121 %         1

Crude oil, European Brent (barrel)             $43..48           $99..02     127.7%       2

Crude oil, West TX Inter. (barrel)             $38..74           $91..38    135.9%       2

Gold: London (per troy oz.)                   $853.25          $1,369.50   60.5%     2

Corn, No.2 yellow, Central IL                 $3.56             $6.33       78.1%        2

Soybeans, No. 1 yellow, IL                   $9.66             $13..75   42.3%         2

Sugar, cane, raw, world, lb. Fob           $13..37        $35..39     164.7%      2

Unemployment rate, non-farm, overall          7.6%            9.4%          23.7%       3

Unemployment rate, blacks            12.6%         15.8%        25.4%       3

Number of unemployed           11,616,000    14,485,000    24.7%   3

Number of fed. Employees           2,779,000     2,840,000      2.2%     3

Real median household income      $50,112        $49,777        -0.7%      4

Number of food stamp recipients   31,983,716    43,200,878   35.1%    5

Number of unemployment benefit recipients    7,526,598     9,193,838     22.2%     6

Number of long-term unemployed       2,600,000    6,400,000      146.2%    3

Poverty rate, individuals                    13.2%          14.3%              8.3%      4

People in poverty in U.S.                39,800,000   43,600,000   9.5%      4

U.S.. Rank in Economic Freedom World Rankings        5                   9                  n/a        10

Present Situation Index                       29.9          23.5              -21.4%      11

Failed banks                                         140         164                17.1%       12

U.S.. Dollar vs Japanese yen exchange rate        89.76     82.03              -8.6%          2

U.S.. Money supply, M1, in billions               1,575.1     1,865.7       18.4%       13

U.S.. Money supply, M2, in billions               8,310.9      8,852.3      6.5%        13

National debt, in trillions                             $10..627   $14..052     32.2%      14


(1) U.S. Energy Information Administration; (2) Wall Street Journal; (3) Bureau of Labor Statistics; (4) Census Bureau; (5) USDA; (6) U.S. Dept. Of Labor; 
(7) FHFA; (8) Standard & Poor's/Case-Shiller; (9) RealtyTrac; (10) Heritage Foundation and WSJ; (11) The Conference Board; (12) FDIC; (13) Federal Reserve; (14) U.S. Treasury


Now that is some mighty fine cooncrackerin'

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Tree Nazi

Have you seen this story, yet? First off, Tom Johnson with the Charlotte Land Development Division can go fuck himself. This rat bastard commie obviously has nothing better to do with his faggot bureaucrat ass than terrorize his fellow citizens. Seriously, someone should follow this shit maggot fucktard home and take a chainsaw to this mother fucker's trees. I hope the church fights this. Don't pay the fine and watch the government deal with the PR disaster it has caused. Who the fuck made this guy God and who is he or anyone in government for that matter to tell us how to prune our own fucking trees. This is some sick shit. Senior Urban Forester? What the fuck is that! What a monumental waste of money! Fucking douchebag. Crape myrtles are bushes by the way not trees. Fucking idiot.

If you want to contact Tom Johnson, his number is 704-336-3622. Email is ldplans@charlottenc.gov Give him hell. I sure the fuck am. This is government out of control.

This story makes me so mad I'm shaking. Fuck you, Johnson, and check your voice mail, bitch. Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Welcome Home

Since Pauldo is thinking about moving back to The Great State Of Texas. I figured I would give him some incentive. C'mon brother. We are happy to welcome you home.





Thank Jebus! I thought I was in trouble there for a while.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Awwwwwww

It's OK. You're not gay if you think this is cute.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Cooncracka Toast

The more exposed this fucking clown is, the more he looks like the incompetent jackass that we have always known him to be.



Nice toast, Way to talk over their National Anthem you fucking dolt. But I should probably give you a pass, you probably thought they were playing My Country Tis' Of The. Didn't ya' Dunderhead?

This prick could fuck up a one car funeral. WHY AMERICA!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

America's Finest Niggers IV

Hey look! It's the niggers again!! They're baaaaack!! Fuckin' up the dopenuts in Manhattan!!



Reminds me of a night during Spring Break back in the day...me and some buddies were camping near the Rio Grande in Big Bend National Park. We heard a commotion outside and looked out our tents to witness a stampede of wild javelinas fucking shit up. They tore through coolers, turned over tables, one somehow got on the hood of a volkswagen (LOL that was funny to watch), one got snagged on someone's tent and you could hear some chick screaming like a horror movie. Total mayhem and then, just like that, they disappeared into the night like a...wait for it...pack of wild niggers. OINK! OINK!

Update: Mr. Mayor found this. Caution: no liquids.



Nigga Please! Nigga pleeeeeeeze!!!

Monday, May 23, 2011

FOD: Stuck

So Caliph Cooncracker's Limo 1 got high centered on a speedbump in Ireland. What the fuck is he doing in Ireland? you ask. Why, he is over there trying to find his Irish roots(which in itself is hilarious, photoshop to come) how many relatives does this cocksucker have? Anyway they got stuck and had to take an alternate limo.

Michelle must have been sitting in the very back this trip.
Maybe they need a trailer to drag that big bitch around on.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ghetto bootied wookie.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Sunday Jams

Diggin' the new REK album. Once again Mr. Keen hooked up the kids with T-Shirts, CD's and hats. Thanks Mr. Keen! One day I will have to meet you.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Got Nothin' Today

Except a toy phone cursing you out.



Oh, and Iran is building missile sites in Venezuela. But don't worry. Everything is fine. Just watch the phone video again.

Monday, May 16, 2011

FOD

I was screwing around on Al Gore's invention this morning and I came across this BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Prescription For Decompression

Well here it is two years later and I’m finally making it back to my favorite place in the world to spend time with Dad. In 2009 we took pops for Father’s Day, and we got there just in time to be eaten alive by the mosquito hatch. It didn’t matter how much Deet was in the repellant, those resilient little bastards feasted on us anyways. The fishing was okay that trip, but nothing to write home about. The highlight of that trip for me was surprising Dad with his new Henry rifle for Father’s Day. I still have to give my brother all of the credit for coming up with that idea. Dad was stoked, and it was just a great trip all around from start to finish. It’s one I’ll never forget.

We had plans to go again in 2010, but with me losing my job and my dad having a few issues to deal with, we didn’t make it. No one was more bummed than me, but here we are in 2011, and 2010 can suck my dick! This year, we’re going a month earlier hoping to beat the mosquito hatch. Opening Day is always early May, so hopefully the crowds from that will already be gone too. There’s nothing worse than heading to your favorite fishing hole on the Lower Owens and seeing wall to wall people taking 3times their limits of fish and leaving their trash behind. That shit really boils my blood, but it’s another topic I’ll have to write about from my jail cell after I’m arrested and charged with assault for punching those pricks in the head, and throwing them in the river.

We’ll be there for 5 full days this year, and with the amount of snow the Sierra’s got last year, I’m expecting some excellent trout fishing. I’m not sure which day, but one of the days we’re going to wake up before the sun comes up, head to the shooting range for a couple hours of fun and then put the trucks in 4-wheel drive and explore some new areas we’ve never been before. My brother printed out a few topographical maps, and we’ve been checking out some trails that lead to little remote lakes off the beaten path that are only accessible by 4x4. I doubt these lakes get fished often unless it’s by the locals that know of them, because there is no way in hell the average douchebag in his Escalade or Prius with his “Coexist” stickers would even try it, and that’s just fine by me. The less people the better. For all I care, we can spend an entire day off roadin’ and finding new spots. I’ll have a cooler full of beer in the back of my truck and the shitload of cd’s that I’ve burned for this trip in my cab. I don’t need much else to make for a fun day, but just in case I’ll have a few pinners pre-rolled for when the time is right. Too bad no one else in our group tokes, because out there it’s an entirely different mental decompression. It’s one that’s going to do me really good, and one that is long overdue.

No television, no computer, no cell phone, no traffic, no politics, no assholes, no bullshit! This trip is so long overdue for my mental health that I can’t even begin to explain it. My patience and tolerance for other people have all but vanished in the last year, and I’ve found myself lately stressing out about shit that I never used to stress about before. Stupid shit too. Blogging has been a great reliever of stress and anger for me just by writing it out of my system and moving on to the next task at hand, but even that hasn’t worked much for me lately. I find myself so pissed off by the time I’m done writing that I just delete the entire post, or instead post something simple and stupid and full of “fuck this” and “fuck that” which isn’t even worth posting, much less expecting someone to read and be entertained by.

Nah, this trip is exactly what the doctor prescribed for me to retain, regain, preserve and strengthen my mental health and overall sanity. I think just five days without having to look at, listen to, or even hear about cooncracker will contribute to 50% of my decompression by itself. Getting away from the daily rat race, slowing down, spending quality time with my dad, brother and some good friends, and fishing and camping in the beautiful and heavenly Sierra Nevada’s should take care of the rest. If not, nothing will.

Most of my grocery shopping is done, but there are a few things that I forgot to get when I was at the store yesterday so I’ll have to go back today. I can’t find the list I made of the stuff that I’m responsible for bringing for the group meals, so I’ve been winging it and just going off memory. As you may or may not know, my memory sucks, so I’ll be making another trip to the store today for a few packs of maple bacon, red onions, sandwich meat and corn on the cob. My brother would kick my ass if I would’ve forgotten the bacon. Hell, I would have to kick my own ass if I forgot the bacon!

Other than that, I’ll have all day today to find and dig out some camping gear that I haven’t seen since I moved to this place two years ago, clean my rifle, have a few beers, finish doing my laundry, have a few beers, stock the coolers, have a few beers, stage all of my gear, have a few beers, and methodically load my truck for the 400 mile mission northbound to heaven on earth. We’re meeting in Fallbrook Tuesday morning at 3am, so when I get home from work Monday night, all I have to do is load my firearms in the cab of my truck, suck down a 6-pack as fast as I can, and try to get a few hours of sleep before the alarm goes off at 2.

Yup, this is exactly what the doctor ordered. It reads right on the prescription, “Take With Plenty of Beer” and “Avoid Prolonged Exposure to Rat-Fuck Communist Liberal Douchebags”, so this is going to be an easy one to follow. At least for the next week it is…

See y’all when I get back.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Terrorist Porn

So, Osama had a treasure trove of intel stashed in his mansion nasty filthy shitbox and now we find out that he also had a huge porn stash. As you may or may not know, we here at GGDF have super secret CIA connections and we have gotten our hands on some of the porn that they recovered.

Now that is some good Jihadi porno right there, sinner.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Undocumented Rifle

Today in Texas, the cooncracker did nothing but lie about the situation on our southern border. Lie after lie. Am I surprised? Not at all. What a fucking joke. Since the niggerhonkey in chief can't seem to put together a factually true statement to save his life, I thought I would in a picture that my buddy Z sent me today.

Not A Bad Idea



A moat with alligators in it...I can get on board. Can they have frickin lasers on their heads? If so. I'm in!

Douchnozzle...ahem, sorry, let me correct myself...buttplug

Monday, May 9, 2011

Racism

Denny has a post of Ron's up about racism. I had an encounter this weekend. I will share.

I went to the local mom and pop grocery to buy some Lipton to make iced tea. As I get in line there is a lady her husband and her 12-13 year old son (that she had just "got back" according to her). The cashier tallies up her vittles and it came to like $42. She busts out the Lone Star Card swipes it, takes for gotdamned ever to enter her PIN number and then waits for the transaction to clear. Meanwhile her husband has loaded up the groceries in their truck and is sitting in it waiting.

So I am standing there ready to go when she realizes that she forgot something. She tells the guy behind the counter that she needed a carton of ciggaretes. My radar went off immediatly. A carton of smokes her in Texas is about $50. So she has to call her husband back in and ask him for some cash. He opens up his wallet and hands her three twenties. At that point I had to ask.

It went something like this.

ME: Why didn't you just pay for your groceries with the cash and buy two packs of smokes.

HER: Why don't you mind your business.

ME: Well, technically since you are using tax payer money to buy your groceries. It is my business.

HER: This is a Lone Star card not welfare. Only people on welfare get gubment (exactly how she pronounced it) money.

ME: Sorry, nevermind. I was under the impression that food stamps are welfare.

HER: Well you thought wrong!

ME: Ok, have a nice day.

After she collected her smokes and was out the door I could see her telling her husband what had just occured. He shot me a shitty look and they took off.

The cashier/owner looked at me and said "She has NO clue. That is what is wrong with our country, idiots like that can vote."

I agreed and replied "And procreate"

Stupid cracker bitch.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

First OBL Sea Burial Photo Leaked



The only good mooselimb is a dead mooselimb, but an even better mooselimb is a dead mooselimb wrapped in bacon on his way to hell! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Beer

I have to say. The new Shiner Ruby Redbird is fucking awesome. I will have to pick up a couple of cases for Blownstar!

Friday, May 6, 2011

Friday Jams

Just got me some Lemon Skunk and a couple beers. Smoke 'em and drink 'em if you got'em!



Ron Paul & Herman Cain debate highlights

I guess I'm on the fringe now. Congressman Paul kicks ass. Kerrcarto and CD are probably not with me on this but, hey, it's alright because this is America damnit!!



Here is some bonus Herman Cain coverage because I know kerrcarto and I are together on this guy.

Fish Food

Thursday, May 5, 2011

WINNING!

Herman Cain and Ron Paul mopped 'em up. That could be a winning ticket right there. I doubt the Commie Administration starring dickface and wankpole could handle either of these guys in any debate.

2 1/2 Sniffs

When it comes down to it, I couldn't give two shits if this motherfucker sniffs himself to death, or lives to be 100 years old. As much as I'm tired of hearing about his latest antics and bullshit PR, I would rather listen to that than some asshole anchorman rehashing anything and everything about osama bin suckin's demise.

The fucker is dead. Good riddance cocksucker! Rot in hell for eternity! May a thousand feral pigs gang-bang you on your elevator ride straight down to hell!

The End.

On a more positive note, C.S. has been on a sniff-party-mission since well before his cameo appearance in FBDO. He was sniffin' coke and bangin' Heidi's Ho's in the early '90's for cryin' out loud. If I remember correctly, he was one of her best customers back then. First in her little black book. HA! I don't know how I came across this tonight, but it had me crackin' up.

We're all winners! Party on Chuck...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Eric Holder is a racist America hating bastard

This story makes me fucking sick. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Blood is on the hands of the Justice Dept., and Eric Holder should be prosecuted and locked up with all the other maggots infesting this Administration. Fuck you, Holder. Pray we never meet.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

New Drink

The Osama...Two Shots and a splash of water.

Monday, May 2, 2011

FO(sama)D: Finally




It is too bad that Caliph Comrade Cooncracker is the one that gets to will take the credit. Even though it is the continuation of the Bush policies that led to this outcome. But, at least the son of a bitch has assumed room temperature and is now fish food. Congratulations Joint Special Operations Command. Whoever you are.

This ones for you Osama.


And Fuck You Obama. Your self aggrandizing speech last night was sickening. Me - 3, I - 10, Mine - 5 and My - 3. Not one mention of the guys who really put this operation together. Asshole.