Wednesday, August 31, 2011
I told him he should go out like scarface. No! Not shoot the place up, like this.
Unfourtunetly, his boss wasn't there so I told him just to shit in her desk drawer.
Texas awaits brother!
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Whenever I turn on the TV or radio, or look in the paper, or hear people talking in public about the Cooncracker in Chief, a slew of adjectives instantly come to mind. Incompetent, ignorant, dishonest, insincere, crooked, Kenyan, evil, anti-American, narcissistic, bitter, phony, contaminated, underhanded, felonious, detestable, threatening, vitriolic, venomous, faux, hostile, corrupt, treasonous, wrong, spiteful, deplorable, unclean, bogus, unworthy, etc. I never really stopped to think about it, but all of those words can be wrapped up in just two simple words: Gigantic Asshole.
On a related side note, I heard a while back that Paul's nickname (or "pet” name) when he was in college was Gigantic Asshole. Not because of his personality. Paul is a great guy with a big heart. But, I have heard from a few independent sources that he was given that "pet" name by his wrestling coach, Dick Cummings one day after watching Paul bend over for the soap in the shower time after time, "almost seductively", says the coach who went on to say, "and his soap on a rope was clearly around his neck the entire time." This was a few weeks after a fierce and sweaty ‘wrestling match’ he had with Coach Cummings, the guidance consular Lance Gobbling, and a male cheerleader named Bruce Pitchman behind the hand-ball courts, once source told me. Let’s just say there were lots of hands on lots of balls that day, or so the story goes. I’m told it’s really twisted shit; so twisted and obscene that I can’t even post it here at GGDF, and we’ve posted some twisted shit before. But I digress...
I’m going to have to do some shopping around and see if I can find someone capable of printing this image on a few t-shirts for me. This would be one I would love to wear the next time I’m at Popeye’s Chicken or WalMart, or even the mall for that matter. They would also make a great stocking stuffer for that fucking annoying liberal tool on your Christmas list.
With friends like me, who needs assholes eh Paul? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crackers for Cain!!
Monday, August 29, 2011
This asshole is fucking pathetic. Seriously? You can't even nominate someone to a job without having to read the prepared remarks? Gotdamn.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and I will never need a teleprompter to say that. Douchebag.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Some of you have probably already seen this but some friends of mine showed it to me this weekend at a party. LMAO! Some humor for the shittiest day of the week: Monday!
Update: CharlieDelta loves the narrating and wishes he could talk with a lisp like that.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
For the safety of your monitor and anything breakable in your immediate vicinity, you may want to remove all firearms, baseball bats, golf clubs, bowling balls, rocks, hammers, frozen fish, and anything else you may use to demolish your monitor in mere seconds. You may also want to keep a barf bag or two handy.
Don't you just feel so safe with JanNUT Incompetano at the DHS wheel? It's insane! "If you see something, say something." Are you serious? That's the best the head of DHS can come up with to protect The UNITED STATES against another attack by the dirty, stinkbeard, goat-fucking moose-limbs? If that's the case, we are totally fucked!
Someone going by "Anonymous" commented here earlier today on this post about how "it seems" the political motivation here at GGDF is "racially driven". Well Anonymous, speaking only for myself, as 1/3 owner of GGDF, I will say that my political motivation is definitely racially driven. I'll even go a little further and say that almost everything motivating me these days is racially driven. Why? Because the race card is thrown in my face everywhere I look, and it has been for decades. I'm fucking sick of it, and I'm going to point it out every fucking chance I get. Me? A racist? I don't think so. I'm more of a realist that can see through all the bullshit smoke and mirrors of political correctness and in the end, not be afraid to call a spade a spade. (Pun intended) If that makes me a racist in your eyes, then so be it. But you should really get your eyes checked...
Friday, August 19, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
During the whole ordeal, both police and witnesses say the suspect, [The Whited Sepulchre] of Fort Worth, was drinking beer and throwing the empties at passing vehicles. He was also said to have been cursing and mumbling something about President Obama, "hope" and "change" over and over as he had the pedal to the floor, doing a whopping 6mph in and out of traffic.
I was flabberghasted when I heard this part. Usually he's a mellow dude when he drinks. I wonder if someone slipped him a Mickey? Was he drinking on an empty stomach? Was he just fed up with this asshole TOTUS? Only TWS knows the answers to that. I was really blown away when I read this next part. It's so unlike TWS I still really cannot believe it.
"He would chug a beer and throw it back at the police officers," Lowery said. "Just veer left and right, left and right. Then he would yell at the top of his lungs, 'how do you like that hope and change now, assholes?' like he was high on glue or keyboard cleaner."
Now that I can believe! He has been known to have a dislike for law enforcement agencies that constantly abuse their power, but I never thought it would come to this. I know the Libertarian types are always mellow and rarely lose control. In fact, it's practically non-existant. I guess he must have finally snapped!
At one point, [TWS] jumped off the forklift, taunted police with obscene gestures and jumped back on the vehicle. Fort Worth police said an officer tried to hit [TWS] with a Taser but missed. TWS just laughed at the top of his lungs and fired back, "Is that all you got? You're Tazing skills are below rookie level, at best! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
That's because The Whited Sepulchre has cat-like, no..... ninja-like reflexes. That douchebag from The Matrix ain't got shit on TWS. Neither did the police officers in this case. Not even close.
[TWS] faces several charges, including the theft of the forklift, aggravated assault and felony DWI, because he has two prior DWIs according to police. Fort Worth police also found a car registered to [TWS] abandoned on the freeway near where the chase came to an end.
I wasn't aware that TWS had two priors. The judge is probably gonna throw the book at him for his third. Depending on his blood/alcohol levels he might have to do a little 3-month stint in County, and that's going to hurt big time in the bank account.
I'm thinking about starting up a PayPal account so I can solicit donations for his bail money, fines, 18 months of DUI class, weekly meetings at M.A.D.D., to get his car out of impound, and to get him a keg of Shiner just because it's the right thing to do. Keep your eyes out for that in the next couple days. Please just donate what you feel comfortable with. No one expects a full paycheck donation, but don't be a cheap bastard either.
The next few months are going to be really rough for TWS. I don't think he'll be able to blog from his 2x2x8 cell, so if you get the chance, wish him the best and give him some words of encouragement on his blog. It will only take a few moments of your time, and he could really use some support right now.*
Hang in there, buddy!
*DISCLAIMER: This post is total and complete 100% bullshit! Yes, 100% bullshit! This in no way was intended to cast a negative light on TWS. If you are a member of M.A.D.D. reading this, you can relax. I'm sure TWS is as sober as a judge when he steals his forklifts. And just so you know, I am a member of D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers). I remember TWS telling me that he lives in Fort Worth, so I immediately thought of him when I saw this on the news. I had a couple hours to fuck around before the boss got in today, so I fabricated this bullshit story for my entertainment at TWS's expense. For that, I am guilty and will accept any retaliation that may come my way. Cheers, TWS!
Obama reversed the recession! Obama reversed the recession! Obama reversed the recession!
And coming up at the bottom of the hour:
Campaigning on the tax payer's dime, lying to America's face, and more theatrics on the Obama Bus Tour 2011. Stay tuned....
Monday, August 15, 2011
Sunday, August 14, 2011
1) Most people don't realize that George W. Bush was born in Connecticut and connect Bush with the State of Texas because he has resided in the state for many years and is a former governor (I voted for Ann Richards fuck Bush). Furthermore, a strong proportion of our society still blames Bush for the mess we're in today. While there is no longer any merit to that argument, we can all blame Bush for Obama. After all, were it not for Richard Nixon, we would have never elected Carter and we all saw how that worked out. But I digress. The Commiecrats and their pals in the media will align Perry with Bush and that will be a tough battle. I can see it now, "Do you really want a third Bush term?" Trust me. That's the spin, and it could work. It defeated John McCain. It also defeated Dino Rossi for the Washington State Governorship and that's how we ended up with the magnificent cunt that is Christine Gregoire.
2) The State of Texas has I think something like a $28 billion budget deficit. Furthermore, of all the jobs created in the United States last year, half were located in Texas, which makes the budget deficit look even worse. Perry has a lot of explaining to do considering he has been the governor since 2000. And that's a significant tenure because Texas has had 46 governors since statehood in 1845. That means the average governor has served 3.6 years. So Perry has been at the helm for a long time. The November 2010 elections proved that Americans are fucking fed up with how out of control our fiscal situation is. Perry's foes will align him with Texas' budget deficit knowing that this is a hot topic with voters. This is exactly how Romney will be defeated for the Republican nomination. Remember, Romney was governor when Taxachusetts implemented their Socialist health care system (aka RomneyCare). Not good. If I were running against Perry, I would use the fiscal mismanagement strategy, and I promise you this topic will come up during the campaign. Texas has a nasty budget deficit, and Rick Perry is the governor.
Finally, and this may not be fair, but Texas does not have a good track record with regards to US Presidents. Dwight D. Eisenhower is the obvious exception. But Lyndon B. Johnson was a fucking douchebag and a Socialist pig. I have always believed that he was behind the John F. Kennedy assassination. He also ushered in his Great fucking Society which is partly responsible for the welfare mentality we are suffering from today. I spit on LBJ freeway in Dallas every time I drive on it (which I haven't in a long time now). Lyndon Johnson joins Jimmy Carter and Woodrow Wilson and soon Barack Obama in the "Wow We Fucking Suck" club. Again, George W. was born in Connecticut and George H. W. in Massachusetts but many associate both men with the State of Texas, and that's unfortunate. History will not be kind to either men.
Can Rick Perry survive the Texas label stamped squarely on his forehead? We'll see.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
But this is about zombies and the killing of zombies. Something I've only dreamed of being able to do for all these years. Until now, that is. The other night while up late drinking beer and looking to spend some money, I came across Zombie Industries via Atlantic Firearms. I liked what I saw right away, so I planted my feet there for a while and checked out some of their products. If I would've perused their site a little more before throwing down the Visa, I probably would've spent five times as much as I did. Lucky for me, I wasn't so drunk that I was Donald fucking Trump in my mind that night. Drunk online shopping can be dangerous sometimes. Really dangerous.
In less than five minutes I had some shit in my cart and was on my way to checkout. Usually when I'm hammered I sit there and ponder for a while if I really need what I'm buying and most of the time I cancel before the damage is done. This time? Nope! I liked what I had in my shopping cart, and I was pretty fucking confident that it was something that I needed! So I pulled the trigger and instantly had that gratifying sound of an "Order Confirmed" email in my inbox. I love that in-and-out shopping. No traffic, no crowds, no problems. And I can drink while I'm shopping without the pimple-faced rent-a-cop at the mall hassling me about "open container" and "illegal" or "the police have been called" and all of that shit he's usually barking at me.
So I picked up the Chris Bleeding Target and a Sampler Exploding Targets Case, shipped to my front door FEDEX Ground for a little under $200.00. Not bad for a drunken purchase. I've done worse that's for sure. I didn't know what to expect from CHRIS, but I've shot the exploding targets before and I thought they were pretty cool. Definitely worth what they cost as far as I'm concerned. Both items showed up via FEDEX about 5 minutes after I got home from work tonight and that made me happy. I love getting presents in the mail. Now I have a little over three weeks of my own impatience to put up with until our trip to the desert Labor Day weekend. The construction of Chris was a little different than what I imagined. Cheese comes to mind. The torso is made of a thin plastic form, the backing is made of cardboard, and in the middle is probably a couple hundred paintballs for the blood. I didn't expect Myth Busters quality forensics gel like they always use, but I expected something a little higher quality for what I paid. Zombie Industries claims he'll take up to 1,000+ rounds of various calibers. Yeah, we'll see about that Labor Day weekend fellas. Well see about that. I bet he doesn't last 100 rounds, but I'll play fair. 7.62 x 39, 5.56, 30-06, and 7.62 x 54 will be the soup de jour from a few hundred yards. Maybe some close range .45ACP and .22LR will be on the menu as well. I would say that's various calibers wouldn't you? After he bleeds out, I'm going to place one of the 1/2 lb Exploding Targets in his skull for the final nail in the bastard's coffin. I imagine after that, he'll be nothing but coyote kibble.
I didn't see the Osama model or I would've bought that for sure. Killing a zombie would be cool. Killing a stinkbeard terrorist goat-fucker would be even better. But a zombie stinkbeard terrorist goat-fucker? That's damn near back-flip worthy. I missed out on a pretty good two-fer this time, but if Chris can take the punishment that I plan on dishing out, I will be back to buy more. A few days ago I emailed a friend of mine the link to the targets and he called me right away and told me that he does the graphics for Zombie Industries. They're in Poway, about 30 minutes from my house. If I would've known that, I wouldn't have ordered through Atlantic Firearms. All they did was drop-ship Chris to me, and I paid full shipping like it came all the way from Mary-fucking-land. Maybe next time I'll ask my buddy to see if he can hook up a target 6-pack deal or something like that. Or at least maybe I'll be able to buy direct.
Stay tuned for my review, with photos and possibly video of Chris's execution a few days after the holiday weekend.
Here's Chris and me. He's not such a bad zombie when he's stoned like in this candid shot of us partying on the patio, but when his stash is gone, he is a real prick until he re-up's. I wonder if that's where the phrase "stoned like a zombie" came from?
And this is the little 1/2 lb. exploder that will be surgically planted in Chris' skull for the grand finale'.
Every time I think about how great it would be to call Open Season on all zombies across the U.S. from sea to shining sea, I can't help but think of this classic clip that works as a perfect metaphor to end this post.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Welcome to the Obama years folks. Higher interest rates, food prices out of control, gas prices stuck at over $3.50 and 78 sq ft.
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Anyways, get a load of this fucking freeloading douchebag. He may as well be the poster boy for Cooncracker's Constituency. There he be...expecting free shit from the government like generations before and after him. Does the fact that he's a nigger surprise anyone? Me either. Yeah I know, there's plenty of white trash out there doing the same thing. They're all niggers too!
I always thought Judge Judy was just another pompus windbag on the bench, but after seeing this I kinda like her a little. Notice how the point she's trying to make goes right over the nigger's head. If you have 7 minutes to spare, it's worth it.
It's not that scumbags like this are a surprise to me, but it's amazing how open and honest they are about their entitlement mentality and overall ignorance and stupidity. These motherfuckers are the same ones that call 911 when they can't settle an argument over who gets the last piece of fried chicken. These cocksuckers are the same ones that riot, loot, rob, rape, murder and steal at the first sign of a natural disaster, or NBA Playoff upset. These niggers are the same ones calling you racist when the only argument they have is based on their own racism. We can all thank The Kenyan In Chief, the liberal fucks before him, and the liberal fucks of the future for buying the welfare vote with our money and keeping the insanity of welfare, food stamps, Section 8 housing and other "free shit" alive while this country slowly dies. Because of these liberal traitors, the entitlement mentality will probably never go away. It will linger on and on like a bad egg fart and eventually morph into a full blown democrat turd. Fuck you!
Friday, August 5, 2011
There are a bunch of Soundgarden videos of this concert on youtube but most have terrible audio which is understandable. I posted a pretty good one on my facebook page a few days ago. Here is a decent video of "Fell on Black Days" which was an apex moment for me that evening. The stars were aligned! And I'm happy to share this experience with you. Have a great weekend! Cheers!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
1.) A person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2.) Also see Democrat Party.
deceiver, dissembler, pretender, pharisee, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer, The Pope Algore, Al Sharpton, Jesse fuckin' Jackson, Obama Czars, Obama Minions, The Niggerhonkey In Chief himself, Diane Feinstein, La Raza, BET, Affirmative Action, John Kerry, Mikey Fat Fuck Moore, San Diego PD, Hollywierd, The LSM, 99% of Dimocraps, Mexico, Prosper The French Troll @ GOC, Anti-Gunners, Most Recovering Alcoholics/Addicts/Cigarette Smokers Working Their 12 Steps, Born-again Anythings, Code Pinko's Cindy Shitstain, The "Rev." Wrong, The SEIU, Liberals, Progressives, Communists, Marxists, Socialists, et al.
I was looking for something on youtube today completely unrelated to this clip, but there it was in all of it's glory for whatever reason. This particular one I hadn't seen before and don't need a history lesson on who this cunt really is, but I sometimes like to point out the obvious. This is one of those times:
And here's a little bonus clip that couldn't just be glossed over:
Democrats; Hypocritical assholes. All of them...
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
This was a more intelligent statement than what just spewed from his gaping piehole.
Let's see Matt. My dad makes LESS than $250k a year and he employes 1 full timer (me) and 3 contract labor graphic designers. If we had more revenue we would hire a sales person to sell some ads in our publications that are sitting on the back burner.
Don't think you pay enough taxes Matt? Worried about our debt? Well I am here to help ya'. Make a check payable to “Bureau of the Public Debt.” Stick that sumbitch in an envelope lick the fucker (the envelope not the check) slap a fucking stamp on it and toss that shit in the mail box, addressed to: Bureau of the Public Debt, Department G, P.O. Box 2188, Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188. Or you can enclose the check with your income tax return when you file. If all you lefty wingnuts did that. I bet we could put a pretty good dent in the debt.
Ya see Matt. We don't have a revenue problem. The United States Treasury takes in about 2.6 trillion dollars a year.
Here is a chart for your simple minded ass.
As you can clearly see Matt. We have a spending problem not a
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Dave picked up his today too, so we celebrated over many beers and naming off some accessories we want. After the 'new gun' buzz wears off I'll start shopping for a few accessories like a sling, folding stock/pistol grip combo, and maybe a Surefire setup for when some poor bastard wants to try his luck breaking into my house he'll get to experience that Manfred Mann moment:
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douchebag in a body bag tonight..." Yeah, I can make up my own lyrics for that song too.
Now who's got some cabbage that needs fucking up?
Monday, August 1, 2011
The loony left is even pissed at the CoonCracker. And what the fuck are these nutjobs doing preaching to 13-18 year olds anyway? We need a constitutional amendment banning avowed communists. If you fucks like communism so much. There are plenty of places for you to move your commie asses to. I hear Siberia is wonderful this time of year.
Fuck you people. You can all eat a fat cock.