Friday, September 30, 2011

Friday Night Anarchy!!

I'm sure I've posted this before but it is possible that I don't really give a damn! TGIF!



Remember Harper, it's already Friday night 7:13 PM in Rome! :D

Thursday, September 29, 2011

What part of...

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...did you not understand??!!

Yeah Baby!!

I posted a few months back that either Herman Cain or Michele Bachmann would carry the torch. Michele will probably have to hang it up and that sucks. I really like her. But Herman Cain. MY MAN!! Gettin' it Done!!!

Mr. Cain has no political experience, which is a good thing. However, he needs help navigating the cesspool that is Washington, DC. Personally, I'd have the entire city demolished and all bureaucrats arrested and tried for treason, but I'm not the one running for President. Anyway, I think Mr. Cain should hire Dick Morris for political strategy, possibly Chief of Staff. He should also consider asking a popular and well-respected politician to be his running mate, either a current Governor, Representative, or even Senator. Question: Who should be Mr. Cain's running mate? And, no, Spiderman is not a valid answer.

Police State

The new Amerika! Arrested at the publicly-funded Jefferson Monument for dancing? Hope. Change. Arrested for dancing.

What's next? Thought arrests?



Thomas Jefferson is spinning in his grave...

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Fuck You Morgan Freeman

Get in the box already you racist, washed up, Hollyweird asshole! You're part of the gotdam problem you old fuck. Fuck you!



Thanks to LisaK for the pic. :-)

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Cooncracker? No!

Caincracker? HELL YEAH!! Crackers for Cain!! Join us!!

What Are The Odds?

So Caliph Cooncracker held a town hall and was taking questions from the audience. Watch first.



Now, the odds have to be astronomical that the Cooncracker calls on this guy (Doug Edwards, Google him, ironic ain't it) and he just happened to have worked for Google (what a fucking coincidence huh?) and then the dude asks Caliph Commie to raise his taxes. They have to be huge! Like one in a google. I bet these two have never, ever, ever, ever met each other before and he most definitily didn't donate to the JigabooRedneck's campaign.

If this wasn't set up, I'll eat my hat. Next thing you know the crowd will just be packed with his administration members asking him loaded questions.

Commie: "Yes, you in the front row."
Fat Ass Wookie: "Mr. President, my name is Michelle, I don't know you but I live in your neighborhood, My question to you is will you please replace that old dusty constituion with your personal agenda"
CommieFuckface: "Sure, ummm, what was your name again?"
Fat Commie Bitch: "Umm, Michelle."
LyingButtfucker: "Sure Michelle, I think we can make that happen"

Pure fucking propaganda. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I can't take this shit much longer!!!

In another thought. Haven't the Democrats Liberals Progressives Communists been telling us for YEARS that the Republican party is the party of the EEEEVIL rich dude? So, where did all these democrats that have more money than they need, and can afford to give more to the federal government come from?

Fuck all you liars and your useful idiots!

Fuck The Middle East

I'm getting out of this stinkbeard shithole at the right time. Getting out of this shitty State of Commiefornia by the first of the year, but getting the fuck out of downtown El Cajon immediately. Fuck this place, and fuck you Clintoon, Dubya and TOTUS for bringing the Middle Eastern trash to my (old) little part of the world and giving them a free ride to turn this city into another 3rd world shithole in the name of "immigration".

Fuck all of you middle eastern "refugee" scumbags, and the sheep that rode you on the way here. Fuck your pedophile allah too. May pig shit be upon him!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Isn't This Country Great?

What's for dinner at your house tonight?

Fartbook

I've been on facebook for a couple of years now. I finally joined after getting so much grief from all my college friends. The cool thing about facebook is that I've found all of my college and high school friends and, for the most part, really enjoy staying in touch with them. I also enjoy hanging out with my Internet pals. You know who you are. But the shitty thing about facebook is I am suddenly reminded that I ran around with a bunch of barking moonbat liberals in college. And they're even worse today. Holy shit! Kids, don't use drugs. Drugs will destroy your mind and turn you into a liberal.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Sundays Were Made For Drinkin...

Gonna see these guys today. They'll be on stage in about 4 hours to be exact. With some long time friends. Beer will be consumed. Lots of it. Can't wait! God bless America!



Pre-party warm up tunes:



Gonna be a good day today...

One of These Days...

Today is going to be a mellow day like God intended Sunday to be.



Ride on...

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Herman! Herman! Herman!

Fuck Yeah!! Herman Cain destroyed everyone in the Florida straw poll!! 37%!! The runner up, Rick Perry, only got 15%. Right on Mr. Cain. Kick some ass! I read somewhere that the person who wins Florida usually gets the nomination and goes on to be POTUS. Would that be just fucking awesome!!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Remember Harper, it's already Friday night in Europe!!

For Paul

To let you know that I'm not drinkin' that nigshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, bee yatch!

Friday F*** You!


If this pic is a re-post I don't apologize for being the guilty party of re-postage. Fuck it, and fuck you if it gets your fucking panties in a twist. I only wish there was a better pic of this common sense message.

Fuck the bullshit games. Fuck the rhetoric. Fuck the bullshit lies they're trying to spoon-feed us all. Fuck you Obama! Fuck you Mexifornia. Yeah, you. Fuck your minions in the line-up of professionally elected criminals that appoint more criminal fucks to fuck more of us over! Fuck you! Fuck you apathetic assholes that care more about your Fantasy Football picks this year than the results of November of next year! Fuck you! Fuck you wetback motherfuckers that have internet connection thanks to my fucking TAX fucking dollars and ironically don't pay a fucking dime in TAXES while spurting out kids like a fucking PEZ dispensor! Fuck you too! Fuck you UNION GOONS and fuck your sheeple union members that swallow your choad and thank you for it! Fuck you! Fuck you AFI. Fuck you NAFTA. Fuck you BATFE. Fuck you 'Progressives'. Fuck you DHS. Fuck you TSA. Fuck you Allah! And fuck the camel you fucked on the way out of your fucked up third world cuntry. Fuck you Code Pinko. Fuck you I.R.S. Fuck you ACLU. Fuck you Prosper. Fuck you SEIU. Fuck you NPR. Fuck you CNN. Fuck you Feinstein. Fuck you Sally. Fuck you ABC. Fuck you Boxer. Fuck you China! Fuck you CBS. Fuck you Kim DONG ThrowSilverwareDownTheStairs. Fuck you MSNBC. Fuck you RAP "music". Fuck you EPA, Fuck you LSM. Fuck you Gerry fucking Brown. Fuck you PBS. Fuck you ACORN. Fuck you FOX. Fuck you AGW. Fuck you RINO's. Fuck you SFO. Fuck you NFL. Fuck you GMC. Fuck you NBA. Fuck you ADL. Fuck you NAACP. Fuck you FCC. Fuck you DNC! Fuck you DEA. Fuck you MTV. Fuck you Aramalamadingdong. Fuck you BET. Fuck you Attaaaaack Waaaaaaatch. Fuck you OBL. Fuck you FRA. Fuck you JHE. Fuck you OSHA. Fuck you all! Fuck you Federal government fucks. Fuck you State government fucks. Fuck you local government fuck sticks. Fuck! You! All! Fuck all of you that inhibit this country from being the best it can be. Fuck YOU all!

Who did I forget to fuck?



***Warning: This fucking post is NSFW

UPDATE: I forgot one. Fuck you ambulance-chasing gutter slut dirtbags. Fuck you. TeaBag to Silly, the queen of the gutter-sluts for the reminder...

Good-bye Wheelie

Well damn! Today is the day. I've been putting this off for long enough and now it's time to bite the bullet and be the asshole I didn't want to have to be. Sorry Wheelie, but you can't come with me where I'm going. I can only hope someone adopts you before they give you the needle. I don't feel good about it, but there is no other humane card to play that's left on the table. See you on the other side, kitty...

Priorities

Uh..... Paul?

Thursday, September 22, 2011

So this is what it looks like when...

...a chimpanzee kisses a gorilla. Good to know. Is that TOTUS I see looking on? Ménage à trois?

More than once!

















Even my kids know not to prop your feet up on the furniture. Fucking disrespectful jackass!

ChimpyMcHaliburtonBushHitler did it too. Fucking assholes

Disrespectful Cooncracker

Is this guy perpetually unaware of his surroundings? Does this guy have a fucking clue at any point in time? Everyday it's something new. Everything he touches magically turns to hot steamy piles of shit. This fraudulent nightmare presidency will finally end Jan. 20, 2013. Will we survive that long?

Anyway, I stole this from Lisa K.

The Resolute Desk was built from the timbers of the HMS Resolute and was a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes. It is considered a national treasure and icon of the presidency.

Mr. Obama, you are not in a hut in Kenya, or public housing in Chicago. With all due respect, get your damn feet off OUR desk! What a disrespectful idiot. Truly this depicts a Non American!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Attaaaack Waaaatch

Attack Watch, how do you get...ummmm...tothpaste, yea, toothpaste stains out of a blue dress. Please Advise

All of you who voted for Barack Obama owe the rest of us an apology!

Attaaaaaaack Waaaaaaaatch!!

Dear Attack Watch, I'm married but I can't stop sexting pictures of my weiner and talking nasty to anonymous young women. Please advise ASAP!

Face Palm


Who's the biggest commie in the room?

OOOOH, OOOOH,ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Fucking asshole.

And no it is not "shopped". Here is the original with the watermark.


Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Where Is The QCOTU?

Remember when the Queen Cunt Of The Universe

















Said that we needed to tone down the violent rhetoric? Then The Cooncracker gave one of his speeches TelePromTer reads in Arizona after Gabby Gifford got popped in the nugget. Pleading with the oh so violent Tea Party to just get along.

Well, where in the fuck are y'all now?



Oh that's right, in this guys back pocket.

Bring it on cocksuckers. Bring. It. On.

Halal Stamps

My uncle sent me this e-mail. Go check it out yourself. This shit is getting out of confuckingtrol.

THE CAMEL'S NOSE IS OFFICIALLY IN THE TENT IN MICHIGAN!!!
 Little by little we are losing control of the USA.  
  
I went to the website in the link below and sure enough, on the right side of the page, there is an application for food assistance PDF file in English, Spanish and Arabic!  I opened the file to see for myself and it’s there all right.  

Have we gone completely nuts!!?

Muslim men are allowed to have as many as 4 wives. Many Muslims have immigrated into the U.S. And brought their 2-3-or 4 wives with them, but the U.S. does not allow multi marriages, so the man lists one wife as his, and signs the other 2 or 3 up as extended family on welfare and other free Government programs! 
Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the Unites States. When The Cooncracker took office the United States paid several millions of dollars to have a large number of Palestinians, (All Muslim), immigrated here from Palestine.

Why?

I have no idea, do you! We don’t pay for other persons to immigrate here, and I’m sure that some of those Muslims moved into Michigan with the large current number of Muslims already established there.So now in Michigan when you call the Public Assistance office you are told to “Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish, or Press 3 for Arabic”!

Every time you add a new language to an American program it requires an additional number of persons fluent in that language to process those persons who refuse to learn English in order to live here at an additional cost to the taxpayer! Why are we even allowing persons to immigrate here who cannot provide for themselves, and putting them in our welfare system?Press 3 for Arabic .This is quite alarming!!! This seems to have happened clandestinely, for, as far as I know, no public announcement, or opportunity to vote on this was offered to the American people.

They're just adopting an official stance, and very likely using tax-payer money for it, in various capacities, without public knowledge or approval. The link takes you into the State of Michigan Public Assistance page, (as in Food Stamps etc). You won't have to scroll far before you see the assistance-letters options…

When did the ARABIC option sneak into our culture? Will we soon have to listen to our governmental offices, stores, and other venues offer us the option of "pressing 3 for ARABIC?"

Please inform every red-blooded American you know, that this is happening. It is outrageous! YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!!!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Ataaaack Waaaatch

I just drove my car off a bridge while drunk on scotch and left my mistress to drown. Please Advise ASAP.

WASSUP BITCHES!!

Where the hell is everybody?

Friday, September 16, 2011

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Hey Obama!! Why don't you go fuck yourself!! Hey Obamabots, report me to Attack Watch and fuck off!! So sick of you weird little pricks!!

ATTAAACK WAAAAAAAATCH!!

Dear Attack Watch, my dog just created a shovel ready project in my yard. Please advise!

Ataaaaaaaack Waaaaatch

Ataaaaack Waaaatch, we have a marxist cooncracker running our country. Please advise. Also, I am out of beer send more.

ATTAAACK WAAAAAAAATCH!!

Dear Attack Watch, the milk in my refrigerator spoiled before the expiration date. Is this false advertising? Please advise! Oh, and my neighbor isn't recycling and I think he may be a Republican. Save me!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Ataaaack Waaaatch

Ataaaaack Waaaatch, I was in South Austin today and witnessed 4 ATM machines and an Airport Kiosk killing a job in an alley. Please advise!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Fuck All Democrats

So, the seat formerly occupied by Anthony  (Dickface Scumbag Liar Liar Pants on Fire ) Weiner went to a Republican. The first time in 90 years that a Democrat has not held that seat and The Cooncracker says it is not a referendum on his policies.

And then you have this cunt saying that we don't deserve to keep our own money.



You fucksticks just keep on lying and showing your hand. It is all coming undone at the seams and I for one am going to sit back with a Shiner Bock in one hand and my .12ga in the other and watch your Progressive dream nightmare burn to the fucking ground.

Hopefully we run all you cocksuckers out of this country after this election and you never come back. If you like communism so much there are lots of other places for you to live. Move there.

Oh, I almost forgot. This is for the cum gargler that is driving around with the Obama 2012 sticker on his Mini-Cooper, that I called a Commie fuck at the stop light this morning.

Guess What?

It's 7:46 a.m. on a Wednesday and I just cracked my 7th beer. Have a great day at the daily grind you suckers with jobs. BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Oh wait........... huh? Oh, okay, what I meant was ROROROROROROROROR!

What the hell...

...why the fuck not

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

CharlieDelta's new favorite ice cream

Fine, here it is. I pulled it down yesterday because I felt bad for firing an unprovoked, preemptive strike against CharlieDelta. However, recent evidence suggests that I was indeed brutally attacked last night. The strike was stealthy and hidden in some comments but I found it. Bombs away, beeeeatch!!!

Standing Behind His Product

Literally. I don't care how many times in the past this was tested, I would still have an uneasy feeling behind that glass with a rifle pointed at me 20 feet away. I guarantee I would've flinched a hell of a lot more than he does too. Probably would've dropped a steamer in my pants as well. I wonder if TAC makes one of those windshields for the Tacoma?



Holy crap!

Monday, September 12, 2011

FOD: Free Shit

The folks who are getting free shit,
don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit,
because the folks who are paying for the free shit,
can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit.

And, the folks who are paying for the free shit,
want the free shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free shit,
want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they're getting already!

Now... The people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit,
have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit,
that the people who are PAYING for the free shit,
are being mean, prejudiced and racist for wanting the free shit to stop.

So .. the people who are GETTING the free shit, have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more free shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who already PAY for the free shit to give them even MORE free shit.

Moral of the story? Fuck Obama, fuck democrats, and fuck all of you lazy assholes that bow at the democrat altar believing you deserve ANY free shit in the first place.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Cooncracker Times



WARNING!

If you see links offering free clips of the new Nickelback album, DO NOT CLICK! They link to free clips of the new Nickelback album. You have been warned.

Friday, September 9, 2011

I'm A Little More Laid Back Tonight Than Paul





But, all you Commie fucks can still lick my asshole.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

It's Friday and all you sorry mother fuckers can lick my balls!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Same Old Same Old

I will not be watching the TelePromTer read this evening. I am going to be gouging my eyes out with red hot pokers  sitting directly behind the visitors dugout at a San Antonio Missions play-off game (dollar beer night !!). Besides we've heard it all before (except last time it was $787 not $400 billion) and I am sick of his voice anyway.

Taking out those "Sons of Bitches"

Looks like James Hoffa's army of mindless Obamabots is in action. They struck my state this morning. BTW, longshoremen here in Washington earn on average $75,000 to $80,000 in salary plus 100% health care coverage for their entire families at no cost to the employees. Of course, the media won't give you that information. That's OK, I've got your back. Good times.

Unionized Americans don't know a good thing when they see it because they can't see past their own greed, jealousy and hate. This is the unfortunate behavior of an entitled society. Fucking pathetic. Remember, union thugs, this game will end at some point. And we've already seen this game play out here in Washington. Two examples: 1) union strike motivated PACCAR to shut down both Kenworth plants in Seattle and relocated all of the work to their expanded assembly plant in Chilicothe, OH (right to work state); 2) union strike and hostile state regulations motivated Boeing to construct their second 787 plant in Carolina (which the NLRB is fighting). Boeing also succeeded in getting all of the land underneath the Renton 737 assembly plant rezoned to commercial mixed-use. Interpretation: the Boeing 737 replacement will not be assembled in Washington and the Renton property will be sold to developers. Boeing already relocated their headquarters to Chicago (which I still don't understand because Illinois is fucked, too). Anyway, great job, labor unions. You should be ashamed of what you have done to Seattle and Washington state for that matter. These are great manufacturing jobs that have left the state for good. Fucking cockroaches, you and your communist pals in Olympia. Fuck you all!

Seattle-Bellevue-Everett unemployment rate as of July 2011: 9.0%
Tacoma unemployment rate as of July 2011: 9.6%
Spokane unemployment rate as of July 2011: 9.0%

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Bonus Wed. FOD: American Jobs

Relax everyone...relax! From the horse's (jackass's) mouth, you can rest assured that this Kenyan in Chief and his socialist administration "will not rest" themselves until........... [toilet flushes] ..... every American that wants to work has a job.



What jobs? The ones he plans on "creating or saving"? Those jobs? When? American jobs like the ones he "saved" at the Gibson plant? Those jobs? I'm sure the Gibson employees are loving this American job-creating plan of his. They just got created out of a fucking paycheck because the CEO donates money to the GOP. Yup, those American workers love it so much that they'll be out of work soon too! Hope and change. It's not just a political catch phrase anymore...



With four more years of this, just imagine how prosperous the US will be with American jobs. We'll be so gotdamn prosperous that we wont have to work another day of our lives. The magic negro will ride in on his magic unicorn that farts magic fairy dust and save the day like he always does.

I wonder if India makes barf bags? I could really use one right now...

Resist We Much!

Whatever you say. But I'm sorry, I don't speak ebonics.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

I just realized something...

...James Hoffa looks like a shiteater. Look at this guy. He just smacked down on a turd sandwich. See that shiteating grin on his face?

Monday, September 5, 2011

FOD: Under Home Plate

Jimmy Hoffa decided to open his fat mouth warming up a crowd today for the Cooncracker. These fuckers are getting ballsey.



 Obama the Caliph of civil unrest and some old fat dead guy's son. Fuck both of you assholes.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Zero

Someone coined the term Zerobama, and it wasn't one of us but someone we know I'm sure. Anyway, Zerobama is really living up to his nickname now. Zero net job creation in August. Wow! I mean we all knew he would royally fuck up this country but holy shit! During a period of at best anemic GDP growth, not one single fucking net positive job in a country of 350 million people? Zerobama, dude you suck so bad. You weird little prick. Just leave already.

Zerobama, the Muslim Cooncracker Downgrade....

Hubris

My brother in law, BG, sent me this this e-mail. Says quite a bit about the Narcissist Cooncracker in Charge.



WHAT A DIFFERENCE








 George W. Bush speech after capture of Saddam Hussein:The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now serving in Iraq .
The operation was based on the superb work 
of intelligence analysts who found the
Dictator's' footprints in a vast country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by
A brave fighting force. Our 
servicemen and women and our coalition allies have faced many
Dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime, and in their effort to bring hope and
Freedom to the Iraqi people. 
Their work continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of theNation, I thank the members of our Armed Forces and I congratulate 'them.





Barack Hussein Obama speech, Sunday, May 1, 2011: And so shortly after taking office,Idirected Leon Panetta, the director of the CIA, to make the Killing or capture of bin Laden the top priority of our war against Al Qaeda, even as continued Our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat his network.
Then, last August, after years of painstaking work by myintelligence community, was briefed on A possible lead to bin Laden. It was far from certain, and it took many months to run this thread To ground. met repeatedly with mynational security team as we developed more information About the possibility that we had located bin Laden hiding within a compound deep inside of Pakistan. And finally, last week, Idetermined thathad enough intelligence to take action, and Authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice. Today, at mydirection, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan.

Hubris ( /ˈhjuːbrɪs/), also hybris, means extreme haughtiness, pride or arrogance. Hubris often indicates a loss of contact with reality and an overestimation of one's own competence or capabilities, especially when the person exhibiting it is in a position of power.


Happy Friday!



What did you expect? Coffee? Fuck that! It's Friday and I am unemployed so cut me a break. It's 5:00 somewhere in the world.

At least I'm having breakfast for once.

So I hadn't heard from Paul in the last few days and was starting to get a little worried. I emailed one of his friends wondering if everything was okay, and his buddy told me that Paul got a call in the middle of the night on Tuesday that had him a little rattled. He said that Paul left the house in a daze immediately after the phone call, mumbling something about picking up a handle of Crown and needing to go get fucked up, and he hasn't been heard from since.

This morning I got an email from a friend of his telling me that Paul is okay, he just freaked out a little when an old fling of his dropped the baby bomb on him. Apparently this was a one time shot. A sloppy drunken one night stand he had 3 years ago in the parking lot of some bar after a hip-hop fest with lots o' skanky ho's. His buddy included a picture of Paul's 3 yr. old bastard son, so I thought I would share it. Isn't he cute? He looks just like Paul! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Happy Friday niggas!






Friday Night Anarchy!!

Headed back to the Gorge Amphitheatre with me peeps for the summer finale!! Dave Matthews Band, Warren Haynes Band, The Roots, and seven other groups performing tomorrow. Fucking epic!! Hope everybody has a great weekend.

Warren Haynes and Dave Matthews will most likely perform a couple of songs together tomorrow night. And their live cover a few years ago of Neil Young's "Cortez the Killer" is outfuckingstanding! I sure hope they play this tomorrow night. How cool would that be!