Monday, December 31, 2012

She's Not Just Commiefornia's Problem Anymore...

The hypocritical communist cunt is at it again. To call it unConstitutional would be a gross understatement. Look for the career politician to introduce her new gun-grabbing legislation tyranny in early 2013. 

Go check out this good piece written by Dan Roberts @ Ammoland. The entire article is good, but this one paragraph of his sums up the probable outcome in the near future if these elitist scumbags in Washington DeCeit keep it up. (Emphasis is mine.)
There are MILLIONS of Americans who have simply had enough of elite rulers ordering them around, violating their Oaths and chipping away at our freedoms and rights under one false pretext after another. If cooler heads in Congress don’t prevail in the coming weeks of the debate on gun control, it is a virtual certainty that there will be bloodshed on both sides.
That about says it all as far as I'm concerned. This says the rest...

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Saturday Jams

Just in one of those moods.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Playing Right Into Their Hands

We all know that this whole gun control argument is bullshit and just another reason to try to take our guns away. My worry is that all the folks calling for armed guards at schools are playing right into the Democrats, Progressives Rat Fuck Communists hands. Can anyone say E(ducation)S(afety)A(dministration). The democrats would love to have armed government union employees in the schools. It would be a wet dream come true.

Just a thought.

Things I Am Thankful For.

Print A Gun?!

Yes, yes you can! Pretty cool shit!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Just For You Bro!

Merry Christmas you drunk fuckers!! I hope you both have a great one!

Bob Rivers - Police Stop My Car by redgubbinz

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Speaking Of Wetbacks...

If I hear Feliz Navidad one more time today I'm going to fuggin' lose my mind. I know it's par for the course this time of year, especially here in San Diego Northern Mexico, but is it too much to ask for some Christmas music in English for once? 

Something like this maybe?


Saturday, December 22, 2012

Saturday Jams

Wetback Tobacco

Friday, December 21, 2012

Busy Weekend

Getting the last of my Christmas shopping done hopefully today but probably won't be done realistically until tomorrow or Sunday. Once that's put to bed then I can start getting fired up and start digging out all my camping and backpacking gear for another trip to the Mojave Desert on the 26th for a few days of roughing it with God and a couple of my bros.

Have a fucking weekend!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Jamie Foxx Has.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Soledad, You Ignorant Whore...

I just can't take it!  The gun grabbers on the left and every last one of their uninformed, or misinformed and ignorant minions that support their tyrannical and unConstitutinal policies has crawled out from under their rocks again, this time to exploit the mass shooting in Connecticut recently and they wasted no time in their attempts to exploit the murders of 27 innocent men, women and children. These fuckin' left-wing vultures can't even contain themselves. They're all over everything - like a fungus. They're running their mouths all over the television, radio and internet about something they know absolutely nothing about, and the same fucking brain dead retards that voted for "hope" and "change" just repeat the bullshit lie like it's gospel.

What kills me are these ignorant assholes like Soledad @ CNN who get up there in front of the cameras, invite an opposing point of view on their show so they can "debate" an issue, and then just turn the entire segment into their own personal sideshow performance.

This dumb bitch didn't acknowledge one fact that Lott put on the table. She was too busy using her scaaaawy voice to say "semi-automatic" as often as she could.  You know? Semi-automatic.  It's the new liberal anti-gun catch-phrase they decided to go with over the weekend at CNN, because if Soledad says it in her scaaaawy voice, it will sound just as eeeeeevil as "fully automatic" does to these useful idiots on the left . What a fuckin' hack! I was going to count the number of times she says, "semi-automatic" but I can't stomach listening to the idiocy in damn near every word she says.

Soledad and the millions of uninformed assholes just like her are going to be the first to die when the SHTF, so at least that's something to smile about. If they don't die in the first 24 hours of civil unrest, Soledad and  the millions of emotionally driven retards just like her will be the first ones kissing ass, chuggin' cock and running to the safety of their neighbors who are armed with one of those very same semi-automatic rifles that she wants banned.  I truly despise the left not so much because they are irrational and stupid, but because they force their stupidity on the rest of us with their irrational and stupid legislation.

Liberals really are the stupidest fucks on the face of the planet. Soledad is just another inept CNN hack who blowin' the CNN execs. so she can stand in front of the cameras and show the entire world just how big of a an ignorant left-wing asshole she really is. You gotta hand it to her though, she obviously mastered the CNN "debating" technique and procedure didn't she?

The funniest part of this video is the title of it on YouTube, "Soledad takes down John Lott."  Takes him down?  BWAHAHAHHAA!  Soledad did many different things in this "debate" or "interview" but nothing she did even resembled taking someone down.  That's some funny shit.  The only thing this whore "took down" was her CNN pimp's instructions for her to repeat "semi-automatic rifle" as often as she could in the allotted time.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Now They Come For Our Guns

They can have mine one bullet at a time!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Nadine Shubailat Is A Fucking Dirtbag!

Nadine, you worthless dirtbag of a subhuman. How do you look at yourself in the fucking mirror without taking your own life?  You, and the shitbags that you work for prove to us more every single day just how fucked up and shallow you really are. 

Story behind the screenshot is here

Well Said, @artayd2

Thanks to Fukitol for the link.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Going Off The Rails On The Gravy Train

Paradise Lost: CA To Provide Free Cell Phones For Homeless
In California, the unemployment rate may be above 10.2%, and the state debt may be above $16 billion, the state’s GDP may be in serious trouble and businesses may be leaving in droves due to ever-increasing tax rates, but that isn’t going to stop the gravy train for the state’s poor and dispossessed. The California Public Utilities Commission is all set to greenlight a new program that would give homeless and low-income people free cell phones – call them Obamaphones – with free service. The idea is to help them reach out to possible job opportunities and stay connected with family.
I can't even find the words to comment on the ridiculousness of this 'progressive' program from start to finish that, once again, will be used and abused to fucking death on the taxpayers' dime.  It will be no fucking different than EBT, WIC, and every other fucking libtard  "feel good" welfare program these assholes in Suckramento have forced on Commiefornians for the last 40 fuckin' years.

I suppose I should probably see the bright side of this, and make no mistake there is a bright side. The "free"  Moonbeam Phones program and others just like it are bringing this socialist cesspool of a state ever closer to total and complete collapse, and I'm looking forward to watching it crumble and burn to the ground. Let's get this show on the fuckin' road. Does anyone really think that the total collapse of Mexifornia is a bad thing? Maybe the freeloaders in this state and those that coddle to them do, but I don't. The only way to fix it is to tear it all down, burn it to the ground and start over. I'm ready. Let's do this!

Commiefornia's gravy train has just added more cars, passengers and weight to an already overloaded line, so lets crank up the engine to maximum power and full speed ahead! Let's just sit back, smile, and enjoy the long and twisted ride as we go off the rails all the way down to the gates of hell.

All aboard...


I couldn't help myself. Something was bothering about the image, so I took the liberty of fixing it. 

Now I feel better...

Monday, December 10, 2012

The Most Dangerous Woman In The World.

This cunt is every freedom loving American's arch nemesis. Fuck her and the cooncracker she rode in on. As for me and my family we will serve the United States Constitution! Bring it on you Iranian born fur trader.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Permission Slips Instead Of Rights

Been meaning to post a link to this for over a week but kept forgetting.  It's another short and well written piece from here that made me think about just how far we have strayed as a country from what the Founding Fathers must have envisioned when drafting the Bill of Rights and Constitution. We sure let them down didn't we? Fuck.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

1.4 Billion

That is how much WE paid to take care of the cooncracker and his family last year. 1.4 BILLION fucking dollars!  Four more years of this asshole at that average means WE will PAY 4.8 (as pointed out by Devil) 5.6 Billion dollars on just taking care of his family. This shit is fucking out of control. I can't afford to take a vacation at all, and this cocksucker is jet setting all over the world on my dime. Words cannot describe how much I loathe this asshole.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Piers Morgan Is A Fool And It Shows.

Another Reason

Monday, December 3, 2012

Call Your Senators!

This shit gets voted on tomorrow!

If ratified, CRPD would become the law of the land under the U.S. Constitution’s Supremacy Clause, and would trump state laws, and could be used as precedent by state and federal judges. Since it is a treaty, the Constitution requires that it must be ratified by two-thirds of the United States Senate.
There are two very troubling provisions in this treaty. The first spreads the identical standard for the control of children with disabilities as is contained in the U.N. Convention on the Rights of the Child. This means that the Federal government, acting under U.N. directions, can determine for all children with disabilities what is best for them. The second, the education provision of CRPD does not support the parental rights rules of past U.N. human rights treaties. Omission of these rules would potentially eradicate parental rights for the education of children with disabilities.

You can't spell eugenics without UN.

Camping Necessities - A First Night Must

As any responsible camper will tell you, this is one of those items that should be near the top of your checklist before embarking on any camping trip, and should never be left by the wayside or ignored in any capacity. Proper application of this necessity will yield satisfying results for the entire group from the beginner or novice camper to the expert camper in your particular group. Also makes a great addition to any First Aid Kid.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Look at The Time.

It is Beer:45!

Friday, November 30, 2012

Liberal Appreciation Month

Finally! I thought the day would never get here. Aren't you sick and tired of every month out of the year being commemorative to something somehow in this country; dedicated to "celebration" or "awareness" by some dumbass straight, white-guilter looking for a reason to feel better about themselves? Peddling their fluorescent-colored feel good bracelets to wear around and claim how morally superior they are to you because they celebrate "Diversity" or "Awareness" to some dickball group of attention whores that think they're special for some reason? I'm fucking sick of "National Poverty In America Month", "Black History Month,"  "National Poetry Month," "National Hispanic Heritage Month," "National LGBT History Month" and all the rest of the ridiculously moronic "National _______ Months" that celebrate more "diversity" (which really means anti-white-straight-male-conservative). They set up booths trying to peddle their little feel good bracelets to wear around claiming righteous and moral superiority to the rest of us intolerant average folks living in the real world, and it drives me up the fuckin' wall.

Well I have some great news! After years upon years of these stupid fucking commemorative months driving the majority of Americans man, there is finally a commemorative month that's been set aside for something everyone should celebrate and appreciate. Finally a cause that makes sense and brings some sanity back to the insanity of it all.

Finally I feel included. Finally I feel like I not only could, but should participate, commemorate, and appreciate the special month of December. After the devastating blow to the country in November, it's only fitting that December is the time to decompress a little and get our ducks in a row; maybe even stop to smell the flower power. So join in with me and your fellow Americans won't you? Let's all show the rest of these dipshits celebrating "National Poetry Month" how it's done. Let's show them how we celebrate "Liberal Appreciation Month" each and every day of December into the new year. Have you shown your liberal appreciation lately?

More Police Bullshit

Granted the chick spits on him, but really, your such a badass that you have to taze a chick, one that is handcuffed to boot. You are such a man.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Clarification From Alan Korwin Regarding "Gun Ban List"

Gotdammit! I hate this kind of shit. I've been duped and feel like a total fuckin' rookie. Fuck! Please accept my apology for helping to spread bullshit that amounts to nothing short of internet "gossip." I am ashamed of myself for posting this fucking waste of time without doing some research for its validity first. For that I am sorry.

The 'gun ban list' going around all over the net right now is taken from HR1022 which was submitted by the dems in the 110th congress in 2009.  

Here's the clarification from Alan Korwin himself posted on his blog which I saw here thanks to my brother's FYI email letting me know about it. Thanks for setting me straight Jack!

That same brother of mine reminded me a long time ago about not believing everything I read on the internet. I guess somewhere down the line I forgot those words and now I am regretting it.

If you emailed a shitload of people like I did about this list thinking is was current, please send those same folks (like I'm going to do) the link to Alan's blog with his clarification regarding the bogus information that is flying around the Al Gore interwebs as we speak. The last thing American gun owners and friends of the Second Amendment need is higher blood pressure and stupid distractions that aren't even valid. All it is is one big fucking waste of everyone's time and energy. There's already enough of that as it is without ridiculous bullshit like this. My apologies for helping contribute to it.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go get a handle of Crown to help wash down the crow I'll be having for dinner tonight.


They Forgot To Add "The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up"

In case you haven't already heard or read it somewhere, the Cooncracker's proposed list of banned firearms  has been "LEAKED" apparently. It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who's fuckin' breathing that the reasons for the need to vote that motherfucker out in November were a lot bigger than just Cooncrack Care or fuckin' Benghazi.

This is not good. What is good is that Cooncracker has been the best firearm salesman in recorded history. There has been an increase in the numbers of background checks for firearms done by the FBI each year since this asshole has been fucking things up. Even the granola-eating, Prius driving, AGW peddling, whiny libturds have been buying firearms in record numbers. They'll probably be the first to turn theirs in, but who cares? More people owning firearms is a good thing. It is a real good thing.

The assault on the Second Amendment has resumed, and this time they are going to attack it from as many angles as they can as fast as they can. The bottom feeders over at The Brady Campaign have a hard-on for all gun owners and these motherfuckers will be introducing this new list fucking pile of shit list in the very near future. This gang of un-American assholes have never fought a clean fight since their creation in the depths of hell so don't expect one now.

You can see the ridiculous list here.  Thanks to MissK for bringing this fucked up news to my attention..

It's kinda weird though that the list has just about anything and everything down that a libturd could possibly dream up, but I didn't see 'the shoulder thing that goes up' anywhere on it.  I wonder why that is?  Did someone forget to add it?  I mean, these left-wing motherfuckers so adamantly against the Second Amendment must have so much knowledge and expertise on the subject to be legislating what firearms or firearm features you and I should or should not be able to legally own right? They would have to if they wanted these banned right?

I know this is an old one. It never gets any less mind boggling pathetic either...

Congressman Cunt Cynthia McCarthy is a great representation of the kinds of  low-life bottom feeding retards that make up the Brady Campaign. They should all be tarred and feathered and run out on a fuckin' rail! What a disgrace...

Well if they decide to add it to the list I'll be glad I stocked up on an entire case of them before it went into effect.

UPDATE:  This fucking "Ban List" is from 2009. Please see post directly above this one. Sorry for wasting your fucking time with bogus internet gossip.  -CD

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

What's Your Citizenship?

You know, for as long as I've been old enough to drive I've been made to go through these random Border Patrol checkpoints all over San Diego and Imperial Counties and at the Yuma border, and I've never really had a problem with BP agents asking interrogating me for minding my own business whatever it may be. Asking where I'm coming from, or where I'm heading, my citizenship, if I'm hauling any illegal weapons, if I have any wetbacks stuffed under the hood, or dope in my quarter panels, or if I've had anything to drink, or whateverthefuck other questions they've asked. I've always been polite and even told them to have a nice day as I continued on my way. I never used to even give it a second thought because I just thought, "Well, they're keeping the wetbacks out of the country and the drunks off the road," or something naive like that. But nowadays I see it for what it is - an incremental intrusion on Americans' lives and a total disregard for our rights. Nothing more, nothing less.

Since when do we as Americans have to prove who we are as we travel the highways inside of the United States? Was there a change made to the Constitution that I'm not aware of? Did the Fourth Amendment have an expiration date written in the fine print somewhere? Did it become null and void at some point and nobody mentioned it? As far as I know, the Fourth Amendment still exists a little, right? Or was the TSA that Dubya created the beginning of the end of that pointless and stupid Fourth Amendment?

These checkpoints, stacked with the DHS flood lights blinding drivers as they approach the BP agent interrogators, the intimidating dog handlers with their agitated dope-sniffing dogs circling vehicles, the trick questions and the little games BP plays hoping to get you to stumble over words or contradict yourself so they can pull you into "Secondary Inspection" and rifle through your shit, and every other fucking hoop we "free" Americans are expected to jump through (without questioning anything of course) is absurd. There's nothing Constitutional about what they're doing, but once again The Sheeple are wide asleep, deep awake and more than willing to give up everyone's liberty for a little false security.

These checkpoints have been violating ass fucking all sorts of Americans every single day inside the U.S. borders for decades and the government laughs about it as they're ramming it in. They know the good little sheeple of America will just blindly follow the herd right into the slaughterhouse because it's all in the name of "Homeland Security."

That's why thirty years later these checkpoints still exist - they've never really been challenged until recently. DHS knows that what they're doing is un-Constitutional and they don't give a fuck. Who are we to question their motives? Stupid serfs! After all, they're doing us a favor keeping us "safe" from the Boogieman by interrogating and violating law-abiding Americans' rights.

This short little clip pretty well illustrates how the DHS knows they have no right or authority under the Constitution to harass, interrogate and search Americans traveling inside our borders when they've broken no laws. Otherwise the two dudes in the car would've had the cavity search of their lives after receiving 50,000 volts from Agent Yesman's tazer.

Setting up these checkpoints up to 100 miles inside the U.S. borders and drilling Americans with questions about where they're coming from, where they're heading, what they've been doing, and yes, even asking their citizenship is all designed to soften our reactions to even more Constitutional infringement and theft of our rights by the gestapo in the future. I'm sick of just watching them steal it from us. When is enough enough?

Memphis PD Marksmanship...

Why are cops always shooting the family dogs when they're serving warrants?  Are they really that big of pussies?  Is this S.O.P. for all departments now?  WTF!  Well, I guess this is one of those rare occasions when the outcome of that S.O.P. had an amusing ending. This time I commend the officer for discharging his weapon. He stopped the threat before it could do any damage, and the only vicious animal on scene took the bullet...

Fine Art

Glenn Beck's newest art creation. "Flowbama". I myself think it is a masterpiece. Let's see how many lefties hair catch on fire for defiling their (as Jamie Fox says) lord and savior.

Monday, November 26, 2012

"Reasonable Restrictions": Paving The Road To Hell One Right At A Time

I've been doing a lot of thinking lately about what the future holds for the United States in the next 30 or so years. I'm only looking ahead 30 years because I really don't expect to make it that far in the first place, but even if I did would I want to be alive to see how it all turns out? I don't think I do honestly. When I look around at all of the worthless fucks in this country it boggles my mind that we as a country have survived for 230+ years.

The liars, cheats and thieves, the child abusers and rapists of all that is innocent and pure, the murderers, the lazy slobs, the selfish idiots, the blood-sucking leeches and their entitlementality, the users and abusers of someone's big heart and good intentions, the immoral, unjust, and transparently evil, the mind-numbingly stupid, and those that are in the "all the above" category keep winning. They multiply by the thousands much like dirty rodents, and they raise more and more future rodents to keep the cycle going. It's good I got my "trips" over with and done in my 20's, because this is one of those re-occurring thoughts I have and it's enough to drive me insane without Lysergic Acid Diethylamide being in the equation. 

Where does it end? More importantly when does it end? Just under a month from now on 12.21.12 like Nostradamus predicted? That would almost be a relief right now. I'm to the point where I find myself hoping that the Mayans weren't just smoking some good shit and got too stoned to keep adding to their calendar. Realistically, I bet it will be exactly like the Y2k scam (and genius marketing ploy) where millions of people looked like fucking morons on Jan. 2, 2000 after they had cashed out and spent their retirements and childrens' college funds on boxes cases pallets of candles, Diet Coke, mustard, and Slim Jims. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

But this isn't about 12.21.12 so much as it is about the future of this country. If the world is still around on 12.21.12, that means the government will still be at it trying to dismantle the Bill of Rights and make the Constitution an insignificant and re-written document in America's history. They will still be ignoring and dishonoring their Constitutional oath and doing whatever they can to disarm law-abiding Americans as often and as un-Constitutional as they can get away with. Don't doubt that for a second. Tyranny is having a big ass party on our dime every single day in Washington DeCeit and their elitist attitudes are enough to..... 

If you think the U.S. government intends to "allow" us, as "free" Americans in the 21st century, to remain free and  retain our 2nd Amendment rights as the Founding Fathers intended then I have some beachfront property in Iowa I'd like to sell you. Great view of the waves and everything. Trust me.You'll love it.

The government has been softening up the masses of ignorant and apathetic sheeple and stealing liberty and freedom from American citizens for decades. You may not have even noticed some of what they've robbed from us already because of their cleverly designed subtle tactics spread out over time. They've done it in an incremental fashion that has been quite effective to say the least, and they're not done. Have no doubt they're aiming for more of our rights, and the 2nd Amendment is their ultimate goal. Without the 2nd Amendment the rest of the Constitution is only as good as the paper it's printed on. 

How are they going to do it? Eric explains it much simpler and better than I ever could. Honestly, his post was the entire reason why I started writing this one. As usual, my mind veered off from my conscious into subconscious and the tangents that usually come along with it just took over and two hours later I still haven't said what I really wanted to say, so I'm finally going to STFU and refer you to Eric's well thought out and well written, Here's How It Will Be Done...

It's short and to the point, so read it and weep for this country's future if the thugs in DC have their way.

I swiped this YouTube clip from the comments on Eric's page because I liked its brutal honesty and the truth spoken in the words. I think it should be seen by anyone and everyone who wants to live as free people, who can actually think for themselves and who gives a shit about changing the fucked up road this country is currently on.


Saturday, November 24, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

What Would You Do?

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Family Tradition

As you new readers might not know. We have a tradtion here at GGDF. Robert Earle Keen's 'Merry Christmas From The Family' plays in the sidebar until new years day. Have a great Thanskgiving everybody.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

I Never Did Like Sharks

What the fuck? Does everyone have their own fuckin' drone to spy on other people now? It's no longer a government monopoly? Are drones the next cell phones; where everyone has to have one to keep up with the Jones family? Seriously, what the fuck!

Well, at least this drone was shown its due respect:

Flying Camera From Animal Rights Group Shot Down at Pigeon Shoot
I like it already.
Police are investigating an incident at a Berks County hunting club in which someone on the hunting grounds allegedly targeted a mechanical flying object rather than a living and breathing one.
Makes perfect sense to me. I would have shot the fucker down too.

SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness (SHARK) are in the midst of a campaign against the Wing Pointe commercial hunting grounds in Hamburg, Berks County and its live pigeon shoots in which the birds are shot down.
Yes, the filthy, disease-carrying, rats with wings are shot down, never to pass along another disease or shit on another hood again. What's the problem?
SHARK began to use an “Octocopter,” a remote controlled flying machine with a high tech video camera, to secretly record the pigeon shoots as they happen.
So they're basically trespassing over the Wing Point hunting grounds to secretly record some people (without their consent) who are participating in something completely moral and lawful and use it to spread their anti-gun, anti-hunting, anti-common sense rhetoric however they choose. For their next act, are they going to send their fucking Octocopter over a nudist colony to secretly record more people without consent? You know, those naked people should really be exposed for who they are! Maybe they'll decide they want to secretly record and spy on your kids daycare center next. No consent required? Where does this shit end?
The drone, nicknamed “Angel,” was recording a live pigeon shoot on Sunday around 3 p.m. when investigators say it was suddenly struck by gunfire.
BLAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! I bet that was 10 times better than shooting real pigeons. I would've yelled, "Hey SHARK, that was fun! Got any more drones?!"
The gunshot caused around $4,000 in damage to the camera, according to SHARK.
Boo-fuckin-hoo! That'll teach you motherfuckers to spy on people. Too bad it didn't totally destroy the fuckin' thing. Wing Pointe should have some designated drone sniper towers for next time and blast every fucking drone that SHARK sends their way right out of the fuckin' sky.
"When they do this, it only makes us more determined," said Hindi. "We are going to see these pigeon shoots stopped."
In that case, you better start saving your pennies Hindi, you douchebag, because at $4k a pop, that's gonna get mighty pricey for you and your group of eavesdropping assholes.

To illustrate just how fucking stupid SHARK members are you don't need to look any further than their particular spying device. What fucking genius sends a remote controlled flying drone to an event where a shitload of people are shooting birds out of the sky? Woudn't they be better off with a remote controlled car or truck to spy on Wing Pointe from the ground, since the whole point of the Wing Pointe gathering is to shoot birds out of the air? Apparently the members of SHARK aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. They should be punched in the throat immediately!

I love the top comment at the bottom of the article, "Send more drones...we need the practice."

Monday, November 19, 2012

One Day Long, Long Ago...

From my buddy Dave.


This dickhead is going to regulate so much shit through executive order it ain't gonna be pretty. So while I can still say it. Fuck You Commie cooncracker asshole!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Friday Jams

My "elusive" (some blownstar peeps know) buddy Eric. He builds guitars. Want one?

Friday Funnies

Nomenclature: Crosman Should Know Better

I was at WalMart tonight in their Sporting Goods department just walking the aisles looking to see if there was anything I might not be able to live without this weekend camping in the Mojave Desert. Nope. I already  have everything I'm going to need to stay warm, stay dry, and stay drunk. I was thinking about maybe picking up some shitty little camping gag gifts for a few rookie campers pussies that are going to be there this weekend but I don't have the money to blow on stupid shit.

You know? The cheesy over-priced crap that yuppies buy at REI or A16 before they go "hiking" or "camping" in their RVs at the KOA Campground Trailer park Resorts with electricity and hookups? Those yuppie essentials like latte or camp espresso makers, fucking  stainless steel chopsticks, "organic" hard candy, fuckin $31 towels, or my personal favorite, the Hugger Mugger Eco Bamboo Yoga Towel for only $40, a fuckin special camping watch that must have a special feature that performs fellatio you or something, or this 21st century fire starter for only $30 that eliminates the ridiculous need for anything else to get those fires started. It also eliminates the hassle of doing it the old fashioned way. Forget all about that $1.09 you were thinking about wasting on a Bic or a box of matches when you can buy something that costs 30 times as much and requires 10 times the effort to get a fire going.

You know what I mean? Stupid shit like that. Stupid shit that has no place in any campsite I want to be a part of anyways. Although, I do believe every camper should invest in one of these at the very minimum. It could be a matter of life or death without one. They're low on weight, so if you need a lot to keep you hydrated and going it won't be a problem to have a dozen in your pack while you're out hiking in extreme temperatures. That doesn't mean it has to be overpriced crap from REI, but it's one of the essential pieces of gear that no camping entourage should be without. Another one that you may or may not know could save your life one day is one of these. You cannot call yourself a serious camper unless you have one. Period. Although I don't know what the fuck a Coghlan's Can Opener is; never heard of it. They've always been called P-38's at Army surplus stores, or as my dad always called them, a John Wayne. I guess Coghlan's sounds a little more appealing to the fucking yuppie douchebags in their red or bright orange $600 North Face "Free Thinker" jackets. Free thinker? More like Stupid Fucker! $600 for a fucking wind-breaker because it says, The North Face on it. BFD! These assholes have the personalities of pine cones, and they have no place in the wilderness or anywhere else that's not accommodating to their special yuppie needs at the snaps of their yuppie fuckin' fingers.

There I go way off on another tangent that was really only supposed to be a minor detail of the post subject which was the misuse of the terms "clip" and "magazine" and how I fucking hate when they're used as if they are somehow the same thing, when clearly they are two completely different things that perform two completely different functions.

So anyways, I was browsing the Sporting Goods department and while looking over gun cleaning shit and checking out what they had as far as steel targets go, I came across the AirSoft crap and had to laugh. But then I saw the name of the company on the packaging. It said Crosman. Yeah, the same Crosman that's been around since the 1920's making air guns among others. I still don't quite understand how someone who's been around the industry and the sport for as long as they have can get such a simple thing wrong and then basically let the wrong continue to go on misinforming the uneducated into continuing to use the terms wrong in some kind of sick, twisted, and annoying little cycle.

If you've been reading our drunken drivel here at GGDF for any significant amount of time you probably know this is one of those things that annoys the fuck out of me every time I see or hear someone calling a magazine a clip, or calling it a magazine clip, or calling it a high capacity magazine clip because it is fucking wrong. The explanation of it all is so fucking simple to understand, yet people just don't; and they continue to walk around sounding like fucking idiots, pissing me off, and keeping the incorrect usage alive and well and believe me it happens more often than it should. Kerrcarto knows this and likes to give me shit whenever he can about it.

Sorry for the blurry pic. The camera on my phone is a piece of shit, and so is the pictured AirSoft Spare MAGAZINE!.

On a side note, I came across this disturbing news in my search for stupid and ridiculous yuppie camping gear and thought it was pretty funny and worth sharing this guy's observant and humorous rip on yuppie 'outdoorsmen' with you. I can't say I disagree with much of anything the author says about the subject matter either. Fuckin' yuppies!

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Police State: More Federal Agencies Violate Rights

It's not just DHS and the Border Patrol with their unconstitutional checkpoints popping up all across the United States, now the National Forrest Service and Arizona's Department of Game and Fish are in on the raping of the U.S. Constitution as well. What the fuck? Are the majority of Americans that fucking spinless to allow this to continue un-challenged? This fuckin' police state shit is out of control and it needs to stop! Eh, who am I kidding? It's not going to stop, it's only going to grow. The Divided Police States of America has become its own worst enemy; essentially pissing on the graves of everyone who has fought and died for the last 225 years defending the Constitution. Anyone defending these unconstitutional check-points for any reason is blind, ignorant, and/or brainwashed and doesn't deserve to live in a free country. That, or they are an employee of one of the federal agencies conducting the systematic gang-raping of our rights as Americans.
TUCSON - Redington Pass visitors had to go through a Forest Service checkpoint Saturday. 
Forest and National Park rangers along with the Arizona Game and Fish Department made sure visitors followed the law. 
People legally shoot firearms in areas next to the main road. Many of them leave their empty cartridge casings and targets on the ground.
Really? The Federal Government has the time and resources in this shitty economy to set up and man fucking checkpoints inside of our borders all in the name of keeping land free of spent brass and targets? They have all this fucking time on their hands to violate the 4th Amendment of the Constitution to bust a few asshole litter bugs? Is this some new government goal? To keep American land litter free? Are they really that concerned about the trash being left behind? You could have fooled me!

I've always hated the motherfuckers that bring their microwaves, refrigerators, bottles and other shit to shoot in the desert and then just leave it out there when they're done. It just invites others to do the same, as well as turns the area into a dump for the cheap bastards that don't want to have to pay to go to the landfill and dump their trash. Happens all the time. More important than that, it gives gun owners a bad name and gives anti-gunners more ammo to close those areas and others like it citing the trash as an excuse to shut them down to every other person who enjoys an afternoon of exercising The Second Amendment.

All of that being said, it still doesn't justify this blatant violation of our constitutional rights. It doesn't justify checkpoints, unwarranted searches, or the harassment of American citizens who have done absolutely nothing illegal and have broken no laws. With four more years ahead with the Communist in Chief reeking havoc on Americans and the Constitution, look for more checkpoints, more illegal searches, and more of our rights being straight up ignored and disregarded by the Fed. The fuckin' mindless progressives are happier than pigs in shit. The mindless progressives should be lined up and hanged on the steps of the Capital for treason.
Law enforcement stopped about 250 vehicles, reminding shooters to pick up their trash. 
A driver admitted shooting, but did not have the empty casings. A Game and Fish officer turned him around and told him to pick up his empty rounds.
Hey Game and Fish Officer Asshole, how about you go fuck yourself and hassle the wetbacks that are leaving (literally) tons of trash in our deserts as they illegally enter invade this country. Maybe some guy near me reloads his own ammo and asked if he could have mine. Maybe someone else brought trash bags and let me dump my shit with theirs. Or is that illegal now too? Fuck off, brownshirt!
Heidi Schewel is the spokesperson for the Coronado National Forest. She says the checkpoint was all about education. 
"Here's what's responsible. Here's what's acceptable," Schewel said. "These are public lands to be used and enjoyed by everybody. Let's keep them that way, so everybody can really enjoy them and use them."
Hey Heidi, first of all it's not the government's fuckin' job to "educate" law abiding adults about what you consider "responsible" or fucking "acceptable." Your checkpoint was all about education? Well if that was the case then all you would have to do it hand someone a fuckin' flyer and wish them a good day. Is your definition of "education" illegal searches, arrests, and the clear-cut violation of people's rights? 

Second, if you're so gotdamn concerned about the fuckin' trash being left behind, why aren't you educating the wetbacks illegally entering invading this country every fuckin' day? Yannow, the ones actually doing something illegal?
Officers gave 11 citations including marijuana possession, underage drinking and an illegally killed deer.
More of that "education" I guess.
Many who went through the checkpoint appreciated the enforcement.
Many who went through the checkpoint should be bitchslapped before being deported to Cuba or any other fucked up communist shithole. Many who went through the checkpoint have the mindset that the government just loves! They'll be the first ones herded to the showers.

You know? The more I see of these Nazi-style checkpoints popping up all over the place, the more I realize that the majority in this country doesn't fucking care anymore. The majority would rather be taken care of policed by the government. Preserving and defending the freedoms the Founders left to us is just too much work for the selfish minds of the average American asshole in the 21st century. The majority in this country don't value or appreciate liberty and freedom; freedom like no other country the history of the world has ever seen. What happened?

This country is finished. The republic is lost. For those of you with children, my heart goes out to you and your kids both. To watch them grow up to be future slaves for the NWO must be heart-wrenching, unless you're some fucking liberal cocksucker who thinks the shredding of the Constitution is a good thing. I don't even want to think about what the future holds for the United States. It's enough to make someone snap.

Twenty years from now, will the Fed have checkpoints to make sure we've wiped our asses properly after taking a shit? Will there be a checkpoint at the end of each street to ensure that our auto insurance is current, or that we have properly inflated tires? Where and when does this police state end?

Those that just sit by and let the government do whatever the fuck they want "for the benefit of everyone's safety" or "for the greater good of society" or any other bullshit government ruse can fuckin' blow me! You assholes are the fuckin' problem and one day I hope you pay dearly for your apathy.

Checkpoints: Coming to a Police State near you...

Just a question here; Wasn't it King Cooncracker's administration that was raising the biggest stink about Arizona's SB 1070 because as he said it was "a violation of civil rights" of American non-American citizens, wetbacks, or illegal aliens? Wasn't that the big fuckin' problem to him? Didn't he say something about it being like Nazi-style Germany in so many words?

Right. So if I have this correct, according to King Cooncracker, it's not okay for the government to violate "rights" of illegal alien criminals (who have no protection of rights under our constitution), but it's perfectly fine and dandy for the Fed to violate the fuck out of American citizens Constitutional rights every fucking day?  

Chuck Talks 2nd Amendment

This is pretty good. If Chuck wouldn't have addressed the so-called "Assault Weapons" bullshit libtard term I wouldn't have been able to post this, but it's Chuck fuckin' Woolery for cryin' out loud; of course he addresses it...

Dude Must Have Been A Fan

A Florida tanning salon owner who told his partner “if Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around” was found dead two days after the election with empty prescription bottles nearby and the words “f–k Obama” written on his will, the Key West Citizen reported.

Damn dude, you could have just sent me a picture of yourself flipping him the nasty finger.

Fuck Obama indeed.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Dishonorable Dinosaur Dianne Feinstein

Well the Dishonorable Dianne Frankenstein (Dinosaur) Commiefornia crawled out from under her rock a few days ago with some new version of the '94 "AW"B and she's a bigger cunt now than she was the last time I spoke her evil name. This was just a matter of time. It's not like her communist attempts at gutting the Second Amendment should be coming as a surprise to people, but did anyone think the hypocritical and dishonorable Dianne fuckin' Frankenstein would start with this shit so soon? I mean, it hasn't even been a full week since The People in this country proved just how fuckin' stupid they really are. The inept, Shit Bag In Chief winning re-election is going to be more disastrous than was ever predicted. These liberal motherfuckers are going to be coming hard and fast in the next four years with more of everything in their attempts to keep gun owners on the ropes and on the defensive. It's only just begun.

Senator Dianne Feinstein Moves To Ban ALL Assault Rifles, High Capacity Magazines, and Pistol Grips
Mac Slavo: The agenda no longer needs to be hidden from public view. With President Obama winning another term and democrats taking control of the Senate, the move to fundamentally change America from within has begun – with a vengeance. 
We’re all aware of the restrictive gun laws in the State of California which require low capacity magazines for handguns, fixed magazines for “assault” rifles, and a whole lot of running around just to be granted the right to carry a concealed firearm. 
Now, Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), who has championed gun control in her state for decades and co-wrote the original assault weapons ban enacted by the federal government in the 1990′s, wishes to bring even more stringent federal mandates to the land of the free. 
What is being proposed by Feinstein is the most significant attack on the second amendment in history. (Emphasis mine)
Patriot Outdoor News  is where I saw the link to the story about this fuckin' insanity, but you can read the  entire article written by Mac Salvo right here. If you already have high blood pressure you might want to skip it. If there's anything breakable in the room you might want to remove it or read it somewhere else. If there's a liberal nearby, you might want to tell them to leave the area immediately if they want to be recognizable to their family when they come to identify the body in the morgue.

It is absolutely crazy to me that the pig Dianne Cuntstein not only keeps getting re-elected, but she does no matter how much of a lunatic and anti-Constitutional tyrant she proves herself to be. It's pretty obvious that she never has never intended to honor her oath to the Constitution of the United States. Don't we have a clear punishment for treason already on the books? Why aren't we using it?

Turning the Golden State into a socialist mecca and liberal cesspool wasn't enough for the DIShonorable Dianne Frankenstein - hideous fucking hag cunt bitch from the left coast. She's determined to Californicate the entire country with her illogical, hypocritical, un-Constitutional, gun-grabbing agenda declaration of war on gun owners.

Like I've said before, fucking liberal pukes anywhere and everywhere are my mortal enemies and that is something that will never change. Not ever. This latest from Douchebag Dianne couldn't explain why I despise them so much any better than it does on its own. Fucking liberals are the real enemy of the United States and everything that's good and descent. They are the true enemies of liberty and freedom. Gotdamn liberals are the true face of evil in the world and when the time comes I can only hope and pray that they will pay full price for their actions.

Until then, The Dishonorable Dianne Feinstein can draft all the anti-gun legislation her fugly, fat-ass desires. That's the easy part. It's so easy even a libtard can do it. However, it's not going to be a slam dunk for her like it was in '94 to get that shit passed and written in stone. That's not saying that I'm not concerned or troubled by the attempted stripping of the Second Amendment because I am. That's not saying that it couldn't happen here in the United States, because it can. You only need to go back as far as a week ago and the debacle of the Presidential election to see how fucked up and gullible millions of people are. Dishonorable Dianne and BJ Clinton used the '92 shootout in North Hollywood and Janet Reno's lies about the Branch Davidians who were murdered by the ATF and FBI in '93 as their stepping stone to whip up the usual libtard frenzy of childish emotions and blind support to further their un-Constitutional and ridiculous "Assault Weapons" Ban. With another four years ahead of us with President Zero running the show, I think this is just the tip of the iceberg for the gun-grabbing tyrants in the government but we'll see what happens.

But there is a plus side to this whole Frankenstein nonsense and her ridiculous fucking bill; whenever the gun grabbers crawl out from under their rocks and introduce these stupid fuckin anti-gun bills, more and more Americans go out and buy guns. Some for their first time. I'm not talking chump numbers here either. In some instances, firearms sales increased by as much as 45% which is always good to hear. President Zero has been the country's Firearms Salesman Of The Year for the last four years straight, I bet this recent bill from the Dishonorable Douchebag (one inspired by pure, unadulterated ignorance no less) will be no exception to the rule and will boost gun sales from sea to shining sea. There will be ammo shortages from Americans stocking up for the inevitable. Firearm manufacturers will struggle to keep up with the demand to keep their firearms on the shelves of gun shops all across the country and that alone is something worth celebrating.

How 'bout them apples Dianne, you fucking dinosaur? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

These anti-gunners are too stupid to realize that their insane un-Constitutional anti-gun bills have served to put more firearms in the hands of Americans than anything the NRA could have ever dreamed of. I love it! I love when justice is that of the poetic kind; especially when it's served immediately to the miserable libs that deserve every bit of it they get.

In a couple days I'm going camping with my brother and some friends in the high desert for a few days of drunken degeneracy, horse shoes, long-range marksmanship competitions, handgun marksmanship competitions, raging campfires, blowing shit up, and getting shitfaced and howling at the moon. The last decade or so I've been able to discipline myself into not squandering my ammo like I used to when we'd go out for the weekend. The last three or four trips I've gone on I hardly even shot at all or if I did it was just .22LR from the Ruger 22/45 and I have a shitload of that. This trip wasn't going to be any different than those last three, but after reading about this shit tonight I might have to reconsider my plan and just bring everything with me. I could probably use the practice and there's no such thing as getting in too much trigger time at the range...

Fuck you Feinstein!

Monday, November 12, 2012

FOD: Thought For The Day

When the Bunnny Ranch was taken over by the feds for failure to pay their taxes, they ran it into the ground. The federal government can not provide booze and hookers to truckers in the middle of the desert and they want to run healthcare! - Andrew Napalitano

Just sayin'

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Veterans Day

Thank You All. 

Saturday, November 10, 2012


So, explain to me how half the country voted for more change communism.

The Electoral College needs to go the way of the Dinosaurs. We have the technology to tabulate the  popular whole people's vote. Repeal the 17th amendment and we could fix 90% of the problems. Let the elected state legislatures send senators like the constitution originally states. That would solve a lot of problems.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Racism? Hate Crime? Xenophobia?

Hardly. Just another example of liberal bullshit and a dying media in this country basically creating their own fuckin' "news" of racism and prejudice instead of just reporting the facts. 

When this was first reported on in March of this year the N.Y. Slimes and every other media outlet that reported on this painted the same ugly picture of a California town full of eeevil, white, redneck, racists and a culture of Iraqi immigrants living in fear. They know racism sells, and if they can keep racism alive and well they're guaranteed job security. 

Integrity? We don't need no stinkin' integrity.

Do you think they'll follow up and report the latest developments in the case? Do you think they'll clarify that it indeed was not a racist or a hate crime carried out by the media's favorite scapegoat, the eeevil white heterosexual male?  Do you think they'll even mention the fact that is was a moose-limb woman murdered by her moose-limb husband? Me either.
— The husband of an Iraqi woman who was found beaten to death in March in their El Cajon home has been arrested in connection with her death, El Cajon police said Friday.
Kassim Alhimidi, 48, was booked into jail Thursday evening on one count of first degree murder in the death of Shaima Alawadi, a 32-year-old mother of five.
I laughed when I saw this in the Union Tribune today because back in March when I kept hearing the media try to paint the 'hate crime' picture, I called it for the bullshit it was and even said the husband probably did it himself. 
Alawadi was attacked at the family’s Skyview Street home March 21. She was struck on the head at least six times and suffered four skull fractures, according to court records. She died in a hospital three days later.
Her family said a note was found near her body, telling them to go back where they came from. The family said a similar note had been left on their door weeks earlier, but they did not report the incident or keep the note.
They didn't report the incident or keep the note? How convenient. That was all that was needed for the fuckin' media bottom-feeders that promote racism daily with their fabricated bullshit to take the ball and run with it. Anything to sell their fuckin' story. The media, just like the two race-baiting "reverends" Jesse Jackoff and Al (not so) Sharpton, wouldn't know what to do for a buck if they couldn't fabricate racist stories and agitate the 'melting pot' in this country. It's the only thing they have to keep themselves relevant, which they aren't.
The early implications that the slaying was a possible hate crime spawned international attention, especially among the Muslim community. 
Well of course it did. Any reason to portray themselves as victims of an "intolerant, racist America" is a good thing to these fuckin' third-world, 7th century subhumans. They feed off of the sympathy and attention. I'm surprised they didn't burn down half of El Cajon rioting in protest.
In an interview a week after the killing, her husband told the Arabic Al Arabiya News: “My wife was a victim of xenophobia.”
And the liberal media just ate that shit right up. Poor moose-limbs. Boo-fuckin'-hoo! Do you think that same media will give the same amount of air-time, if any, to correct their original 'hate crime' claims? Yeah, me either...

I'm so fucking sick of liberal bullshit. Liberals all over the world are all the fuckin' same. They consist of the lowest forms of human (and sub-human) life and they are good for absolutely nothing at all.  Knowing that one day they will have to answer for their actions is about the only thing that keeps me from giving them some swift and just retribution of my own. Assholes.

Friday Jams

Thursday, November 8, 2012



KY Jelly Not Included...

Friday 11/16/12 - Mark Your Calendars

Mark your calendars if you give a fuck. On Friday November 16, 2012 Dennis Kucinich will be hosting a Congressional briefing to address the implication of unmanned combat drones overseas as well as here at home in the United States, the 4th Amendment, and targeted killings utilizing the drone program. If you give a flying fuck about what your government is up to and how they're slowly chipping away at our freedoms and liberty, then this should, for lack of a better word, interest you.

This is one of those things that all Americans should be paying attention to, concerned about, and proactive in their understanding of what their government is up to. If you're an American and aren't even a little bit concerned about the use of unmanned drones by our government to spy on, and possibly kill, Americans then I'll just say it - You are part of the fuckin' problem and I see no use for you. You don't deserve to live in a free country, and you definitely don't deserve any fucking respect. Wake up.

I first saw the video here.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012


Losfer Words

Excepfer one...  FUCK!



That is all.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

FOD: When The Smoke Clears...

What's more productive than staring at a television or monitor and following the 2012 Presidential Election coverage? Everything. Literally everything is more productive. Watching the slow process of dog shit turning white over time would be more productive and way more entertaining than the 2012 election coverage could ever hope to be. 

I'm already deep into a 12 pack right now and heading to the store for a handle of Crown. Fuck this sham of an election, and fuck the GOP for giving us more of the same ol' same ol'. 

I'm outta here...