kerrcarto dude, I am just gonna say fuck the resume' at this point and pound the pavement the old school way, the only way I know.
Right now I'm trying to find a package deal with round trip airfare, rental car and motel for a week and I'm gonna fly out and scout the fuck out of the fine State of Texas for a place to live. Once I'm there I will worry about the fuckin' job. Thank God I cashed out my 401k to provide me that luxury. I don't know what else to do. The longer I stay here the more frustrating it is. I just need to take the next step and get my ass there. I'm already two weeks behind schedule for hauling everything I have out there and I don't even know where I'm gonna be livin'/shootin'/fishin'/workin'/drinkin'/slackin'/smoking/fucking off or anything else yet.
Plug in the key words that apply and just use 'Texas' as the where and you will get an idea of which cities have the most opportunities.
How much stuff do you have? We have storage warehouses here, ya know. How much are those POD things? You load and unload it, they drive it. You could park it in my yard.
Harper- I have a lot of shit. I will have no problem filling a U-Haul box truck. I'll probably have to get a storage unit once I'm there, but a lot of it is valuable stuff that I want to stay with me. (firearms, guitar/amp., ammo., etc.) I will check out monster.com tonight. The monster that I know of is that shitty overpriced 'energy' drink that tastes like ass. I Didn't know there was a monster actually worth something. Thanks.
kerrcarto- Just don't ever call me a 99%'r and we'll be alright.
Paul- You're right. After 40 years in this liberal mecca, I'm missing a hell of a lot more than 33.33333%. Fortunately it will all be coming back to me shortly beyaaatch!
CD, I think you should also consider a career change. As much as you love firearms, maybe you could do something related to them. Texas is a much better place for it. All of the big outdoor stores (Cabela's, Bass Pro) have huge gun sections and indoor ranges, it would probably be an easy entry level job among things you love, while you look for something more permanent.
FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Sir Winston Churchill
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! ~Author Unknown
Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
~Cliff Clavin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman
Our Lager which art in barrels Swallowed be thy drink At home, as it is in the tavern Forgive our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley. Barmen ~The Beer's Prayer
Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy
~ Frank Sinatra
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski
The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
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I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary
Alcohol doesn't solve your problems...but then,neither does milk. - W.C. Fields
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I like it, I love it, I want some more of it...
kerrcarto dude, I am just gonna say fuck the resume' at this point and pound the pavement the old school way, the only way I know.
Right now I'm trying to find a package deal with round trip airfare, rental car and motel for a week and I'm gonna fly out and scout the fuck out of the fine State of Texas for a place to live. Once I'm there I will worry about the fuckin' job. Thank God I cashed out my 401k to provide me that luxury. I don't know what else to do. The longer I stay here the more frustrating it is. I just need to take the next step and get my ass there. I'm already two weeks behind schedule for hauling everything I have out there and I don't even know where I'm gonna be livin'/shootin'/fishin'/workin'/drinkin'/slackin'/smoking/fucking off or anything else yet.
I am literally going insane...
monster.com
Plug in the key words that apply and just use 'Texas' as the where and you will get an idea of which cities have the most opportunities.
How much stuff do you have? We have storage warehouses here, ya know. How much are those POD things? You load and unload it, they drive it. You could park it in my yard.
Whats the other 33.33333%?
Anon, CD is still stuck in Commiefornia. Paul is on his way to Texas and I was born here. So CD is the missing 33.33333%.
CD is missing more than 33.333333% beeatches!!!
Harper-
I have a lot of shit. I will have no problem filling a U-Haul box truck. I'll probably have to get a storage unit once I'm there, but a lot of it is valuable stuff that I want to stay with me. (firearms, guitar/amp., ammo., etc.)
I will check out monster.com tonight. The monster that I know of is that shitty overpriced 'energy' drink that tastes like ass. I Didn't know there was a monster actually worth something. Thanks.
kerrcarto-
Just don't ever call me a 99%'r and we'll be alright.
Paul-
You're right. After 40 years in this liberal mecca, I'm missing a hell of a lot more than 33.33333%. Fortunately it will all be coming back to me shortly beyaaatch!
CD, I think you should also consider a career change. As much as you love firearms, maybe you could do something related to them. Texas is a much better place for it. All of the big outdoor stores (Cabela's, Bass Pro) have huge gun sections and indoor ranges, it would probably be an easy entry level job among things you love, while you look for something more permanent.
I'd be happy to babysit your guns and guitars...
"The monster that I know of is that shitty overpriced 'energy' drink that tastes like ass."
I'm not even going to ask how you know that...
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