Friday, January 13, 2012

Just An Incentive

You two fucks realize we are going to have to change the header? As soon as CD gets his ass to Texas that is.

9 comments:

CenTexTim said...

I like it, I love it, I want some more of it...

CharlieDelta said...

kerrcarto dude, I am just gonna say fuck the resume' at this point and pound the pavement the old school way, the only way I know.

Right now I'm trying to find a package deal with round trip airfare, rental car and motel for a week and I'm gonna fly out and scout the fuck out of the fine State of Texas for a place to live. Once I'm there I will worry about the fuckin' job. Thank God I cashed out my 401k to provide me that luxury. I don't know what else to do. The longer I stay here the more frustrating it is. I just need to take the next step and get my ass there. I'm already two weeks behind schedule for hauling everything I have out there and I don't even know where I'm gonna be livin'/shootin'/fishin'/workin'/drinkin'/slackin'/smoking/fucking off or anything else yet.

I am literally going insane...

Harper said...

monster.com

Plug in the key words that apply and just use 'Texas' as the where and you will get an idea of which cities have the most opportunities.

How much stuff do you have? We have storage warehouses here, ya know. How much are those POD things? You load and unload it, they drive it. You could park it in my yard.

Anonymous said...

Whats the other 33.33333%?

kerrcarto said...

Anon, CD is still stuck in Commiefornia. Paul is on his way to Texas and I was born here. So CD is the missing 33.33333%.

Paul said...

CD is missing more than 33.333333% beeatches!!!

CharlieDelta said...

Harper-
I have a lot of shit. I will have no problem filling a U-Haul box truck. I'll probably have to get a storage unit once I'm there, but a lot of it is valuable stuff that I want to stay with me. (firearms, guitar/amp., ammo., etc.)
I will check out monster.com tonight. The monster that I know of is that shitty overpriced 'energy' drink that tastes like ass. I Didn't know there was a monster actually worth something. Thanks.

kerrcarto-
Just don't ever call me a 99%'r and we'll be alright.

Paul-
You're right. After 40 years in this liberal mecca, I'm missing a hell of a lot more than 33.33333%. Fortunately it will all be coming back to me shortly beyaaatch!

Harper said...

CD, I think you should also consider a career change. As much as you love firearms, maybe you could do something related to them. Texas is a much better place for it. All of the big outdoor stores (Cabela's, Bass Pro) have huge gun sections and indoor ranges, it would probably be an easy entry level job among things you love, while you look for something more permanent.

I'd be happy to babysit your guns and guitars...

CenTexTim said...

"The monster that I know of is that shitty overpriced 'energy' drink that tastes like ass."

I'm not even going to ask how you know that...