Friday, January 6, 2012

Oh no he didn't!!

Oh shit!!! Fucking Newt just launched a ballistic missile! BWAHAHAHAH!!! This statement has got some legs just you watch!

Popcorn? Check
Butter? Check
Beer? Check

10 comments:

kerrcarto said...

Progressives (which Newt is) hair catch on fire in 5.4.3.2.1

CenTexTim said...

He'll never get elected by telling the truth.

"You can't handle the truth!"

Paul said...

He's F-U-C-K-E-D!! ROFLMFAO!!

CenTexTim said...

It's funny and sad at the same time. Here he goes and says what everyone is thinking, and what anyone with half a brain would say if they had even one single testicle (metaphorically speaking, Harper) and he's going to get his ass handed to him.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Harper said...

WTF with the 'metaphorically speaking, Harper' shit? Half a brain and one single testicle pretty much describes the current administration.

I have to agree, Newt is done. There are some truths you can tell and get elected, but that isn't one of them.

CenTexTim said...

I didn't want to offend half the population by excluding women, who obviously don't have (physical) testicles. Hence the 'metaphorically speaking.'

Looks like I offended them anyway.

"Half a brain and one single testicle pretty much describes the current administration."

You give him too much credit.

Paul said...

Harper's never offended. But she is a scrappy one. :)

John said...

Maybe he should talk to the white welfare recipients--I heard one of the talking heads say that actually there are more white people on welfare than blacks.

On another note, Santorum may be done as well. He is proposing that we cut Social Security benefits immediately--that's a sacred cow, and he will definitely lose some votes over it. Romney has proposed raising the eligibility age (again, we tried this already!), while Gingrich is proposing a private alternative be offered instead of SS. I give Newt the edge on this debate.

Fukitol said...

Feh. Newt is right about this. Y'all should've been up here to actually witness the Obama Stash rioting shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGLB8LO1aM

Looters and Mooches ever since the 12 blocks burned and tanks were rolling on the streets during the '67 Detroit Riots. 50% unemployment, and a 47% illiteracy rate.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/05/04/report-nearly-half-of-detroiters-cant-read/

At least Newt and Santorum have the onions to broach the subject. Romney sure as hell won't upset the PC cart about it.

CharlieDelta said...

CTT pretty much said what I was going to say. The PC bullshit strikes again!