Sad part is, we knew it was coming but the Fabian bastards on our shores and their Foundations won the Educational Aristocrat game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYCBfmIcHM
And, Adam Carolla is proven right once again. The whole #Occupy movement only exposed the first wave of the ass-douche generation. The video above is showcasing a whole new, much more perfected wave of useful idiot 'Lunch Scholars' ass-douches yet to leave high school.
Stock up on the Zombie rounds... the fuckers are multiplying in population exponentially.
Teachers, hell! Where the fuck are the parents? I believe that most learning (even the lessons learned by public school students)takes place at home. In order for a kid to be THAT ignorant, the parents must be as well. My kids don't go to public school, and they would be positively appalled by this.
FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Sir Winston Churchill
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! ~Author Unknown
Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
~Cliff Clavin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman
Our Lager which art in barrels Swallowed be thy drink At home, as it is in the tavern Forgive our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley. Barmen ~The Beer's Prayer
Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy
~ Frank Sinatra
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski
The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway
I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary
Alcohol doesn't solve your problems...but then,neither does milk. - W.C. Fields
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry
9 comments:
Wow. Just wow.
I'm not surprised. They laughed in the '80s too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4
Sad part is, we knew it was coming but the Fabian bastards on our shores and their Foundations won the Educational Aristocrat game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYCBfmIcHM
And, Adam Carolla is proven right once again. The whole #Occupy movement only exposed the first wave of the ass-douche generation. The video above is showcasing a whole new, much more perfected wave of useful idiot 'Lunch Scholars' ass-douches yet to leave high school.
Stock up on the Zombie rounds... the fuckers are multiplying in population exponentially.
Oh! ...and Home School if you can.
We double up, what they don't learn in school I teach them at home.
They sound like Obama voters to me.
Teachers, hell! Where the fuck are the parents? I believe that most learning (even the lessons learned by public school students)takes place at home. In order for a kid to be THAT ignorant, the parents must be as well. My kids don't go to public school, and they would be positively appalled by this.
Bet they know what Snooki and Kim K are up too though!
Since that video is from a school in Washington, Paul should be even more pleased with his decision to move back to Texas.
I wonder if the guy with the Olympia (beer) shirt got the state capitol question correct.
And they will all vote for
obama!!!
TyGuy
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