We, the people of South Africa,
Recognise the injustices of our past;
Honour those who suffered for justice and freedom in our land;
Respect those who have worked to build and develop our country; and
Believe that South Africa belongs to all who live in it, united in our diversity.
We therefore, through our freely elected representatives, adopt this Constitution as the supreme law of the Republic so as to
May God protect our people
Now that sounds fucking great doesn't it?
I mean democracy is working out so well for Egypt, Syria, Libya, Tunisia, Yemen, Algeria, Bahrain and The Occutards isn't it. This social justice shit? Don't even get me started on social justice, fucking Orwellian speak for reparations is all that marxist bullshit is. Then, the Piéce de résistance, an open society, just like George Soros wants. We should just throw our constitution in the garbage.
A more perfect union? You fucking radical. Individual liberty? That is sooooooo 1788. God given rights. Not government established rules. Bah, your fucking crazy. Insure domestic tranquility? You racist! Promote the general welfare? See it does say welfare in the constitution!
All you democrats should just move to Africa. They already have everything you are trying to cram down our throats. You could just retire. Wouldn't that be sweet! You wouldn't have to slave and toil in the halls of congress all day trying to turn America into South Africa. You could just go chill on the beach. I nominate Ruth "polygrip" Ginsberg and the Cooncracker for firsties on the plane.