Saturday, March 31, 2012

Saturday Jams

Finally! I can post some of my favorite Texas country jams.

I made a video a few years blownstars back of this song, posted it on youtube and promptly had it removed for copyright infringement.

My home town.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Friday Jams

…more later

I know. I must have ADD.

The Wisdumb of NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg

Did anyone see Mayor Douchebag on CBS This Morning yesterday morning spouting more of his emotional bullshit rhetoric to push more of his gun control agenda? If you missed it, the below video clip has his ridiculous blathering lowlights which I swiped from here. You might want to keep a barf bag or a bucket handy.

Bloomberg: "....You picture this: somebody's banging on your door and says, I'm going to come in and kill you, and you say, wait a second: let me find the gun. Where did I put the ammunition? Where did I put the key? And this guy's got the gun out and you're (unintelligible) You're better off not having a gun."
Wait. What? Sorry Mayor Douchebag, I wouldn't have that problem finding the ammo. or any fucking key. My ammo is already in the magazine, the magazine is in the gun and I don't need a fucking key to get to it. Bad guy would've wished he picked a different house in my particular case. All I have to do is point and shoot. Bad guy? Done! 9-1-1 not needed. Tell the ambulance driver to take his time, and make sure he's got a body bag and a couple spatulas; maybe a Shop Vac too. The only reason anyone would even have to look for their ammo and this fucking key is because ridiculous bullshit laws put into place by left wing assholes like you would leave them helpless and in the dilemma you speak of. Your fucking laws get the wrong people killed Douchebag; people just trying to defend themselves! You didn't even realize it at the time, but you basically just made an argument against your own bullshit laws. Dumb ass!

Of course, the two CBS puppets never really threw any tough questions at Mayor Douchebag. They never do. In agreement with everything Douchebag said, they all but unzipped his pants right there on the set and started suckin' him off. Thank God they turned off the cameras for that. You can read Matthew Balan @ NewsBusters point out more of the ridiculous and almost comedic performances of CBS and Douchebag here
. I need a drink!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Ammo Cache

Just a few questions: Why is DHS stocking up on so much ammo? Does preventing illegal aliens from entering our country and keeping terrorists off of our planes and subways require this much ammo? Who are they planning on going to war with?

Whenever I see a house being raided on the news and the resident has more than one firearm or more than 100 rounds of ammo, it's made out to be like the resident 'must have been planning on doing something 'horrific' with "all that firepower."

Okay then, so what horrific act is DHS planning on doing with all this firepower? Just wondering.

Oh that's right, it's law enforcement; they're just protecting us. Nothing to see here. Move along folks...

Wednesday, March 28, 2012


City Councilmen

Be careful what you ask for.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The AF 2011-A1

I got an email from Dr. Ray a few days ago that just about had me creaming my jeans when I checked my mail today. Holy fuck! I want one of these and I want one bad! I'm sure the AF 2011-A1 is already on the Commiefornia approved DOJ list of handguns for us subjects of the Brown Turd Police State. Yeah right!

Check this bad motherfucker out! Maybe when I get to AZ I'll pick myself up one. The Youtube clip came from here.

Thanks Dr. Ray. Thanks a lot for helping to make sure I spend every cent I have on cool shit!

Police State

Today I was catching up on some emails sent to me over the weekend and somehow stumbled upon a disturbing article over at The Portland Press Herald that I found interesting to say the least. I have posted about the abuse of power by police departments before on this blog and some people commented saying that I was over-reacting, or I didn't know what it was like to be a police officer under that kind of pressure, or even went as far as to ask (in so many words) who's side I was on and go on to make excuses for the thug officers violating Constitutional rights of United States citizens. I couldn't believe some of the ridiculous comments posted.

So before some asshole accuses me of being anti-law enforcement, a cop hater, an anarchist, a criminal, a liberal, or anything else I am not, let me say this: I do not hate all LEO's or even most of them. I am always respectful and courteous when speaking with them or to them. Although they have never really done anything but hassle me, I know people that they have helped. I also know a lot about our Constitutional rights, and constantly see examples of those rights being ignored by them from S.W.A.T to undercover LEO's and everything in between. I know law enforcement officers don't have an easy job, but that is never an excuse for someone with a badge and a gun to violate my Constitutional rights or that of any US citizen. Not at any time for any reason. It's that simple. To those of you so quick to jump on me and to defend corrupt and abusive thug cops, sit back and digest this for a moment.

Police union gives payments to officers involved in shootings:

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - Albuquerque police officers involved in a rash of fatal shootings over the past two years were paid up to $500 under a union program that some have likened to a bounty system in a department with a culture that critics have long contended promotes brutality.

That sounds a little worse than just a measly little violation of someones Constitutional rights doesn't it? It almost sounds like people didn't just have Constitutional rights violated by the police, but they were killed. Then, the officer that pulled the trigger was paid up to $500.00 for it.

Mayor Richard Berry called Friday for an immediate halt to the practice...

No shit. Well of course he did. Any hopes of re-election require an act of at least pretending to be concerned about the increasing number of cases involving thug-cop mentality. I'm not saying the Mayor is involved or even knew about the union 'reward' for killing a US citizen. I'm just saying that even if he did know about it, now the public knows about it, so no shit he called for the immediate halt to the practice.

"The administration has nothing to do with how the union conducts their business," Berry said in a statement, "but I was shocked yesterday when made aware of this practice. I cannot stand aside and condone this practice. It needs to end now."

Well here we go again with the unions. Thug unions and thug cops; what a combination. It's obvious the fuckin' unions in Albuquerque, NM have someone big in their pockets because they can do whatever the fuck they want to do and even Mayor DingleBerry doesn't know about it.

Although the union said the payments were intended to help the officers decompress from a stressful situation, one victim's father and a criminologist said it sounded more like a reward program.

Sounds to me more like bullshit! Union bullshit! If cash solved the problem, every combat veteran would be given (up to) $500.00, and there would be zero cases of combat-related stress, PTSD, or suicides.

Other law enforcement officials called speculation of a bounty system ridiculous but acknowledged the payments could be poorly perceived.
"Frankly, it's insulting and very insensitive that somebody would believe that a police officer would factor in a payment for such a difficult decision," said Joe Clure, president of the Phoenix Law Enforcement Association.

No Joe, what's fucking insulting is you expecting me to believe that a police officer isn't capable, couldn't, or wouldn't factor in cash fucking money, as if they're not corruptible. What's insulting is you having the balls to stand there, even with the rising frequency of cases where police violate Constitutional rights of US citizens on a daily basis all across this country, expecting me to believe something like this isn't possible. What's insulting is you expecting me to blow this off as some kind of freak misunderstanding or witch hunt.

Clure said his union gives officers who fire their guns in the line of duty a $25 dinner card and a few movie tickets. On rare occasions, the union will give as much as $500 for a hotel room and travel for an officer who is having an especially difficult time in the aftermath of a shooting, although he doesn't recall that happening in about 10 years.

I have a better idea Joe. Why don't you and your fucking union take all that money you steal through "union dues" and brush up on your training of officers before they violate someones rights or before they pull the trigger on someone. Start with making them study and memorize The Constitution of the United States in it's entirety. Then follow up on their practices and procedures. Checks and balances; ever heard of 'em Joe??

David Klinger, a former police officer who is now a criminologist at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, said he saw no problem with the program, noting the officers have administrative time off and need to deal with a very stressful situation.
"I've been through it," he said. "And if someone wanted to say, 'Hey, Dave we want you to go hang out in San Diego and sip sarsaparilla on the seashore,' I think that would be a grand idea."

Of course you would. Afraid to be screwed out of your pension if you said otherwise? Please do us all a favor and just stay the fuck out of San Diego Dave. The stench of your biased opinion stinks to high heaven and combined with the stench from Mexico's police corruption it would all just be too overwhelming.

Berry called on Police Chief Ray Schultz to work with the union to end the practice. Schultz, who called the practice "troubling," said the union has agreed to hold an emergency board meeting.

Oh, ok. Problem solved! I feel better already, don't you? False alarm! No need to worry folks, the union has agreed to hold an "emergency board meeting" so rest assured the union-run police departments across the United States, from here on out, are all going to be strict Constitutionalists, open to checks and balances, and transparent for The Sheeple to see for themselves. Just like the Obama Presidency!

UPDATE: As I expected, there are no comments. LOL! I wasn't planning on gaining any friends when I posted this. I may have even lost a couple in a few short paragraphs of reality. Some people don't want to hear the truth. Some people can't handle the truth. Whatever. Anyways, a reader named Mike just emailed me this Youtube video that perfectly covers the sentiment that I was trying to convey with this post. Thanks Mike, and yes. You are absolutely correct.

Monday, March 26, 2012


Did you hear that Obama "personally" paid the shooting victims in Shitholistan?

The six wounded were offered $11,000 each. They were each presented with the money on Saturday at the governor's office, according to a provincial council member in Kandahar, the AP reports, and told that "the money comes from President Obama."

Must have been from his stash.

Meanwhile Ft. Hood victims....Oh never mind that wasn't terrorism. That was just work place violence.

Fuck You Asshole.

Friday, March 23, 2012


For the last 15 years I've been on the hunt for a set of clean sounding strings that were light enough for the thin and elegant neck of the Gibson SG, but had heavy bottom end for those cranked-up-loud power chords that need low crunch with good tone. Too light? I start breaking strings. Too heavy? I can only play for 20 minutes before my fingers are begging for a break. Mainly though, I don't want to put too much stress on the thin neck of my beat-up SG. This guitar has been so good to me. I've settled with Power Slinkys for the last seven years or so, and overall they sound great (for my shitty style) but they always left me with something to be desired. Heavy bottom! I think I may have found 'em. BOOM!

I'm leaving in a couple hours for a weekend in Northern Mexico Central Mexico Shitville Los Angeles to get shitfaced party with my cousin for his 40th birthday so I won't be able to try this set out until I get back on Sunday, but I have a good feeling that after 15 minutes with these, I'm never going back to the Power Slinkys again...

Have a great weekend. I'm outta here!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Old Ladies And New Cars

I was out at the Little League fields this afternoon doing some make ready for this weekends opening day, mowing, dragging the fields, shit like that and my stomach reminded me that I needed to eat something. So I drive over to Whataburger and grab me a bite to eat. While sitting and ponering other things that needed to be taken care of, I realized Charlie had not been out in a while. So, I load up and head towards the house. On my way home a Black Chevy in front of me puts on the hazzard lights and pulls into the shoulder. An older lady gets out and starts trying to flag down people. I see her but it is too late for me to slow down enough to get behind her and see what is up. I make the block and come up behind her and step out of the Trooper and ask her what the problem is. Have you run out of gas? Car broke down? Nope. "I can't figure out how to turn off the hazzard lights." I stick my head in and push the button with the red triangle on it and viola they turn off.

My good deed for the day was easy.

The Turkey And The Bull...

Normally I don't forward jokes or post them because none are really worth the effort, but I liked this one. It almost has an election year 2012 'theme' to it don't you think? Well, let's just say that the moral of the story does...

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Ahhh To Be 21 And Carefree

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Sound Familiar?

Obama's new documentary "The Road We Have Traveled" is just a confirmation for the fabian socialists and Stuart Chase. They are done with their 100 year "progressive" plan. Now comes full fledged communism. And with the occutards coming back like weeds in your garden to really raise hell, Obama will have to do something. I wonder why he wants all the troops to come home. Martial Law? Bottom up, top down and inside out.

How did we let it go so far?

Government Educated

I wish they would abolish daylight savings time too Chris, but not because I am a moron.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Gun Porn

Some gratuitous full-auto gun porn for those of you who are into this kind of stuff like I am...


Fuck the Cooncracker Commie. If that dickhead gets re-elected this country is toast.

I Can Always Tell When...

...when my sister was in town.This was my desktop picture when I got to the office this morning. Knowing my disdain for the Cooncracker, she loves to fuck with me.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Poor Widdle Johnny...

No more $500.00 haircuts eh, Haircut Boy?? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Go eat a dick Johnny!

Friday, March 16, 2012

Friday Jams

I'm in a mood for some metal tonight.

Have. To. Have. One.

Am I Healthy?

Is a frog's ass water-tight? Does a bear shit in the woods? You bet your ass I am!!! According to this, I have been nothing but healthy for the last 20 years, and I'm going to continue this healthy way of living for the next 20 years. Fuck yeah! I think I'll go grab myself another ice cold can of health and make it a healthy weekend! Cheers!

Thanks to my Uncle Jim for the link...

Flag Desecration

My cousin emailed me this today in response to this bullshit that I emailed him yesterday.

Looks to me like it's already been defecated on...

Let's Clarify Something...

So it's just like we've been saying all along; the koran belongs in the toilet...

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Just A Question


I was cruisin' around the internet last night looking for something in particular, but three hours later I don't remember what it was. It's so easy to get side-tracked with one article after another after another picture or Youtube video or whatever. Anyways, at some point I came across this little gem and couldn't help but laugh and smile. For all of you Obama-loving retards out there that are still buyin' the bullshit he keeps sellin', here is a little preview of what's to come nation wide with four more years of the Kenyan at the helm.

I happen to find this funny because I'm leaving this fucking shit state as soon as I can, and I would really enjoy watching Commiefornia go to complete shit at some point in my lifetime. The only way to fix the State's problems is to tear it all down and start over. This means everything! To anyone out there that's not aware just how fucking clueless the Democrat party is, the following is what happens after 40 straight years of the Commiefornia State Senate being in the Democrats hands.
Exodus: California Tax Revenue Plunges By 22%
I love the way this starts out. It's like the action movie you go to see with an opening scene that just gets up in your face with lots of explosions, gun fights, blood and guts, or in this case, and much more appropriate for Commiefornia, a hardcore butt fuck scene.
State Controller John Chaing continues to uphold the California Great Seal Motto of “Eureka”, i.e., 'I have found it'. But what Chaing is finding as Controller is that California’s economy as measured by tax revenues is still tanking.
But how could that possibly be Mr. Chaing? Governor Moonbeam keeps telling us that to increase State revenue, taxes must be increased. It's directly proportionate. Like he keeps telling us, right? Higher taxes will equal more State revenue. Right?
While California Governor Brown promises strong economic growth is just around the corner,...
BWAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. That was fuckin' funny!
...Chaing proves that the best way for Sacramento politicians to hurt the economy and thereby generate lower tax revenue, is to have the highest tax rates in the nation.
California politicians seem delusional in their continued delusion that high taxes have not savaged the State’s economy. Each month’s disappointment is written off as due to some one-time event.
Sound a little familiar to anyone? Governor Brown-eye just needs more time. Just another 20 years or so, and that State revenue problem will be all mopped up. Kinda like Obama's stimulus that needed more time huh? And more money? Douchebags!
The more likely reason tax collections continue falling is that businesses and successful people are leaving California for the better tax rates available in more pro-business states.
And who can blame them? Mexifornia has managed to drive out or keep out some big players that wanted to do business here. Even small businesses are leaving this God forsaken liberal Mecca! I don't even own a fucking business and I'm getting out. Fuck this place!
Leaving Los Angeles for another surrounding county can save businesses 20% of costs. Leaving the state for Texas can save up to 40% of costs. This probably explains why California lost 120,000 jobs last year and Texas gained 130,000 jobs.
Probably explains why?
California Governor Jerry Brown’s answer to the State’s failing economy and crumbling tax revenue is to place a $6 billion tax increase initiative on the ballot to support K-12 public schools.
What a fucking genius! Let's take something that all statistics and numbers point to as being a major part of Taxifornia's problems and double down on it. Fuck it! It's not his money he's playing with. Why should he give a flying fuck about doubling down on a losing hand.

I think you know the ending to this one. California once again proves that it's a state full of fruits, nuts, moonbats, liberals, retards (redundant), stupid motherfuckers, and just about every kind of fucked up looney dipshit to ever walk the planet. Just to have Jerry fucking Brown on the ballot for Governor shows how stupid Commiefornians are. We truly get the government we deserve.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Crony Capitalist Fucks!

I love it when one of my comments makes it to the top of an article linked by Drudge. BWAHAHA!! Notice how the seminar commenters had to jump into the shitpool. Other readers engaged but I decided not to waste my time.

You know what's so alarming about today's Communist Democrat Party? These bastards don't even try to hide it anymore. Look how close this thing came to passage (47-51). Of course, it would have been DOA at the House. Or would it? This is the same House under Boehner that passed the NDAA.

Fuck Washington, DC!!

Leave A Message

Today is just one of those days when there is only one thing I need to get done...

If you want to get a hold of me you can leave a message, but I won't be checking them today so you're going to have to wait.

Set The Wayback Machine To 2004

  Sunday, June 27, 2004
Kenyan-born Obama all set for US Senate

I believe them. I downloaded the "Birth Certificate" the day they released it and did the same thing Sheriff Joe's team did. I cam e to the same conclusion. I posted about it and then deleted the post because I don't like the IRS or the Secret Service coming to visit.

Thanks to the Knuckle Dragger for the link.

Monday, March 12, 2012

How Not To Drive In Slippery Conditions

Living in sunny San Diego, it's not that often that I see much snow or ice unless I drive about an hour east to the Laguna Mountains which gets its share of both almost every winter. Needless to say, I don't have a whole lot of experience driving in the snow or ice; a little, but not a lot. Much like any other slippery road condition, I would expect that speed is a major contributing factor in most accidents. It's hard to tell in this video exactly what caused the SUV to swerve initially, but what happens after that is fucked up. Fucked up for him. I guess timing really is everything. Damn!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Spring Break

It is fucking shitty and rainy nasty here, Seattle weather (thanks Paul), the woman can't get off work, I am swamped and the kids are on Spring Break (which means an exciting week at work with me.) So the boy took off for four days with a buddy and his parents.

At least he is having fun...

Friday, March 9, 2012

Kilroy Was Here

Kilroy Was Here, from Dustin.

Forget your Past

An interesting read and amazing pictures of a most evil monument.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Been Reading Just a Tad

My answer is NO!

Oil baby!!

The Keystone pipeline controversy is nothing more than nasty politics and crony capitalism with very little to do with sound economics.

What is the pipeline? It extends the current Keystone pipeline, providing a more efficient route to Texas and Louisiana oil refineries. It will transport a tremendous amount of black gold from the newly tapped Alberta oil sands. While we don't necessarily have excess refinery capacity (a topic for another day), the pipeline effectively replaces oil imported from Venezuela, one of our mortal enemies, with oil imported from Canada. This is in our best national interest for reasons that should be obvious.

Pipelines are significantly less stressful on the environment compared to trucks, ocean tankers, and even railroad. But most importantly, a pipeline is by far the most efficient (think cost) method of transportation, e.g., Alaskan pipeline. The Keystone XL pipeline will create thousands of jobs directly tied to oil & gas and thousands of indirect jobs resulting from housing and other commercial services. If we do not take advantage of the new oil bounty discovered in Alberta, then China will, as Canada has already announced her plans to transport the oil by rail to the west coast through British Columbia if we don't get our act together.

The United States currently has over 250,000 miles of oil and natural gas transmission lines in operation and millions more in gasoline distribution lines. And you can look that up, sucka!! So the entire environmental argument peddled by the Cooncracker Admin. is total and utter nonsense. Stop falling for this crap.

I have lived in San Antonio now for six weeks and I am ecstatic over the economic impact from the Eagle Ford oil shale project. New job creation in 2012 alone is projected at no less than 10,000 for the city. Last year, Houston created more jobs than the city had lost during the recession. So the economic benefits of domestic energy production are undeniable. Just ask North Dakota. We have an opportunity to do something really positive for our midwest economy, which is in utter shambles. But today the Senate was just short of the 60 votes needed to overturn the Kenyan Cooncracker and his Obabots. So call your congresscritter and keep the pressure on these thugs in Washington, DC. Who knows? Maybe these empty suits will actually do something positive for our economy that doesn't involve killing people in foreign lands or printing money out of thin air. But I won't hold my breath. After all, it's Washington, DC.

Oh and by the way, follow the money. Warren Buffet has the most to gain by the Keystone cancellation. And we all know whose corner he is in. Crony capitalism? Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...

What Would They Say?

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

One day a cat, a deer, and a dog...

Ass Douche of the Week

Check out the balls on this chick.

She owns two homes!! These fuckers with their entitlement mentality are really starting to piss me off. This country is fucked with dip shits like this as a voting base.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

How To Tell If Your Trolling Motor Is Quiet

I would say this guy's is quiet.

Monday, March 5, 2012

FOD: Which One Is It.

So, Barack Obama went out an touted his love of Isreal this last week. He even invited Benjamin Netanyahu to the White House for a meeting dog and pony show. He even went as far as announcing that he is going to give Iraeli President Shimon Peres the highest civilian honor a president can give, The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
While all his buddies from Occupy Oakland have this to say. "Occupy Oakland demonstrators plan to hold a major “unwelcoming” of Israeli President Shimon Peres Tuesday during his visit to a San Francisco synagogue."
How does that pan out? You praise Occupy and they hate the Jews, but you are giving the Israeli President a medal? Sounds like someone might have a severe bullshit problem.
And what is that you say? Occupy Professors went to Iran and held a conference. The country with the leaders that want to "wipe Israel off the map."
Seems like you might be on both sides of this issue Mr. Peeresident, you're a wonderfully talented bullshit artist. Your stance reminds me of this.

Grow a set of balls Obama. And choose a side.

Hating Breitbart

On Saturday I was hanging out with my brother, my buddy Z, and an 18 pack of beer after a long day at the swapmeet when one of us brought up Andrew Breitbart and how fucked up it is that he passed away last Thursday. The man was an inspiration to a lot of people out there, me included. I loved the way he could (and did) bitchslap the piece of shit low-life hypocrites that make up the modern day Dimocrat party on a regular basis. They tried ambushing him wherever he went, heckling and harassing him. Every time, he would shut them down and shut them up with nothing but pure unadulterated fact; you know, those pesky little things that confuse and anger libtards because it quashes their fabricated talking points and bullshit rhetoric? Yeah, facts.

Breitbart had a talent. He had a gift. He died way too young and way too soon. Andrew Breitbart will be terribly missed by a lot of us, but he won't be forgotten. I only hope that his passing spawns a wave of new conservatives just like him. My brother mentioned something about a movie trailer of Andrew's called, Hating Breitbart that he had watched just a week ago on Big Hollywood. It sounded really good so I looked it up when I got home tonight. I hope this still gets released because it looks really good and as expected, exposes more of the left for the hate-filled lying scumbags they really are.

"Fuck. You!"

R.I.P. Breitbart.