Wednesday, March 14, 2012

ROTFLMFAO!!!

I was cruisin' around the internet last night looking for something in particular, but three hours later I don't remember what it was. It's so easy to get side-tracked with one article after another after another picture or Youtube video or whatever. Anyways, at some point I came across this little gem and couldn't help but laugh and smile. For all of you Obama-loving retards out there that are still buyin' the bullshit he keeps sellin', here is a little preview of what's to come nation wide with four more years of the Kenyan at the helm.

I happen to find this funny because I'm leaving this fucking shit state as soon as I can, and I would really enjoy watching Commiefornia go to complete shit at some point in my lifetime. The only way to fix the State's problems is to tear it all down and start over. This means everything! To anyone out there that's not aware just how fucking clueless the Democrat party is, the following is what happens after 40 straight years of the Commiefornia State Senate being in the Democrats hands.
Exodus: California Tax Revenue Plunges By 22%
I love the way this starts out. It's like the action movie you go to see with an opening scene that just gets up in your face with lots of explosions, gun fights, blood and guts, or in this case, and much more appropriate for Commiefornia, a hardcore butt fuck scene.
State Controller John Chaing continues to uphold the California Great Seal Motto of “Eureka”, i.e., 'I have found it'. But what Chaing is finding as Controller is that California’s economy as measured by tax revenues is still tanking.
But how could that possibly be Mr. Chaing? Governor Moonbeam keeps telling us that to increase State revenue, taxes must be increased. It's directly proportionate. Like he keeps telling us, right? Higher taxes will equal more State revenue. Right?
While California Governor Brown promises strong economic growth is just around the corner,...
BWAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. That was fuckin' funny!
...Chaing proves that the best way for Sacramento politicians to hurt the economy and thereby generate lower tax revenue, is to have the highest tax rates in the nation.
California politicians seem delusional in their continued delusion that high taxes have not savaged the State’s economy. Each month’s disappointment is written off as due to some one-time event.
Sound a little familiar to anyone? Governor Brown-eye just needs more time. Just another 20 years or so, and that State revenue problem will be all mopped up. Kinda like Obama's stimulus that needed more time huh? And more money? Douchebags!
The more likely reason tax collections continue falling is that businesses and successful people are leaving California for the better tax rates available in more pro-business states.
And who can blame them? Mexifornia has managed to drive out or keep out some big players that wanted to do business here. Even small businesses are leaving this God forsaken liberal Mecca! I don't even own a fucking business and I'm getting out. Fuck this place!
Leaving Los Angeles for another surrounding county can save businesses 20% of costs. Leaving the state for Texas can save up to 40% of costs. This probably explains why California lost 120,000 jobs last year and Texas gained 130,000 jobs.
Probably explains why?
California Governor Jerry Brown’s answer to the State’s failing economy and crumbling tax revenue is to place a $6 billion tax increase initiative on the ballot to support K-12 public schools.
What a fucking genius! Let's take something that all statistics and numbers point to as being a major part of Taxifornia's problems and double down on it. Fuck it! It's not his money he's playing with. Why should he give a flying fuck about doubling down on a losing hand.

I think you know the ending to this one. California once again proves that it's a state full of fruits, nuts, moonbats, liberals, retards (redundant), stupid motherfuckers, and just about every kind of fucked up looney dipshit to ever walk the planet. Just to have Jerry fucking Brown on the ballot for Governor shows how stupid Commiefornians are. We truly get the government we deserve.

5 comments:

Paul said...

Like chickens voting for Colonel Sanders!!

Paul said...

Your last paragraph had me rolling! Fucking nutsacks!!

Goldenrod said...

The extended problem is that the rest of America would have to help bankroll the unions up until the whole country is sucked dry and left to wither in the liberal cries that conservatives didn't pay their fair share.

Outside of that.....I'd pay to watch that entire state blow its' last load and snap loose from US and drift out to sea.

CharlieDelta said...

"...I'd pay to watch that entire state blow its' last load and snap loose from US and drift out to sea."

You and me both Goldenrod. I would even be willing to pay a little more to watch it sink to the bottom of the Pacific taking every last tinfoil-wearin', tree-huggin', Cooncracker lovin', flamin' moonbat with it.

Bird of Paradise said...

California the state of Disneyland and Hollywood need i say anything more of tis west coast home of idiots and wanks in the dumb community of Pacific Grove where disturbing the butterflies is a no no