Monday, April 30, 2012

FOD






















Just in case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management 
  
technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.
  
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
  
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
  
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
  
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
  
4. No one knows your secret place.
  
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
  
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
  
7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the Democrat you're holding underwater. He looks just like Mitt Romney. But, at least he isn't a communist. (emphasis added)

See it worked. You're smiling already.

3 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

Ron Paul has never looked better as a candidate. Disgruntled doesn't even scratch the surface when it comes to how I feel about this November...

Greasywrench AKA rich b said...

Great joke but why pollute good clean water with a lib? Fish gotta live too.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaha...im going to post this on facebook with your link to your blog if you dont care...i snorted....lol...btw..im not anonymous...was just easier...don
rogers...