Saturday, June 30, 2012

My Weekend Theme Song

Damn. I should be in Texas right now with my brothers and sisters partying it up! Fuck. I guess I will have to live vicariously through the stories that come back from Camp Blownstar instead.  Hope y'all are having as much fun as this guy did...

I'll be cranking this all weekend long while kicking myself in the nuts. Catch ya on the flipside...

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Sharia Law In Dearbornistan?

Video proof of Christians being assaulted by angry mobs of punk-ass camel jockeys with rocks, bottles and other shit, and what do the Dearborn PD officers do? They turn a blind eye to the sand niggers and blame the Christians being assaulted, forcing them to leave the festival while leaving the  First Amendment in the gutter with the arab trash.  Gotdamn this shit pisses me off! Fuck you Dearborn PD!!!

I hope that Christian group sues the shit out of the City of Dearbornistan, the Dearbornistan PD, and everyone they can that had anything to do with the way the PD just let the stinkbeards assault these people for exercising their First Amendment rights!

Fuck the Dearborn PD!  Fuck the moo-slimes!  And fuck islam!!!

Monday, June 25, 2012

The Most Arrogant Man-Child In The World

Stay ignorant, my friends....

Thanks to Fukitol for this one.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Public Service Announcement

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By Sat., OCT 23, 2012


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

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How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the friendly fucks at GGDF...

Friday, June 22, 2012

Don't Listen Here...

...Don't listen here if you ever want to hear any shitty music from the shitty band called Nickelback. Over the years my musical range has evolved into something I never would've expected ten years ago, but even with it evolving like it has, I can assure you that without a doubt, I will never own any Nickelback music or anything else for that matter. These guys have always sucked donkey balls in my opinion, and apparently Josh Gross over at the Boise Weekly shares the same opinion. His descriptive review is hands down the best (and most accurate) band review I have ever read in my life.  Solid A+ for this one. ROTF!

There is no originality with these guys, and they strut around like they're some kind of rock legends. The only thing they're legendary for is the amount of suckage they possess. I mean these douchebags really suck! No wonder people throw shit at them when they play live. But don't just take my word for it, read about the 10 Reasons Nickelback is the Worst Band of All Time. Solid A+ for that too! Here's what the Portuguese folks think about the band.

Whoever it was that landed the last "pickle" right on that singer's mellon deserves a few rounds on the house and a hand shake from millions of Nickelback haters around the world.  I know Paul isn't going to like this post very much since I'm talking about his favorite band of all times, but it was too damn funny not to share it's genius. Sorry bro... BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Fuck The University of Minnesota!

Got white guilt? Not me. Unfortunately, there are millions of ignorant white motherfuckers that do and it's because of ridiculous bullshit anti-white propaganda like this being sponsored by the University of Minnesota - Deluth.

What a crock of shit! Ever hear of affirmative action? Ever hear of test standards being lowered for "minorities" because they could not pass the same tests as the eeeeeeeeeevil "privileged" honkeys?  Hell, we got us a fuckin' "community-organizing" prima donna in the White House right now because of institutional brainwashing like this.

Liberals are solely responsible for the vast majority of the hate, bigotry, and discrimination in this country and they define ignorance and hypocrisy better than anyone. When the race war goes down and there is carnage in the streets of America, the blood will be on the hands of every last scumbag liberal that supports the played out lie of "white privilege" in the 21st Century.

Hey U of M.................Fuck YOU!
If you would like to contact the school and let them know how you feel about this anti-white 'campaign' they're sponsoring you can reach them at (218) 726-8996 or send an e-mail to

I'm Switching

I hate to break it to all of you this way, but as per my daughters advice, I am supporting Obama in this year's Presidential election. Yes, you read that correctly I am supporting Obama.

I supported Fred Thompson he lost, I supported Herman Cain, he lost, I supported Rick Santorum, he lost. So with that track record, I am throwing my full support behind Obama's campaign.

GO OBAMA!! Let's lose this one for America!!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

“Eating tomatoes is forbidden because they are Christian. [The tomato] praises the cross instead of Allah and says that Allah is three (a reference to the Trinity).”
[God help us]. I implore you to spread this photo because there is a sister from Palestine who saw the prophet of Allah [Mohammad] in a vision and he was crying, warning his nation against eating them [tomatoes]. If you don’t spread this [message], know that it is the devil who stopped you.”

Oh, I'll help spread the picture alright. But it ain't gonna be to the people you want it to be. Maybe our Department of Defense would like to know about this.

Tomato and Bacon soup bombs, that's what I'm thinking.

The Wigger Song

From someone in the comments.  Thanks root@.

The Wigger Song: (lyrics below)

I laugh at skinny, little white kids heading to the clubs
In muscle shirts and gold chains, ridin on dubs
They didn't turn out the color they wanted to be...

They got blonde hair, and wife beaters, eminem style
They think they're gonna star in the next 8mile
When they rap they wonder "why's everyone laughin at me?"

Well, the speakers and the rims were a real good plan,
But, they look kinda stupid on a minivan
Does your Mom even know XZIBIT pimped her ride for free?

I guess the funniest thing of all is watching you try to dunk a basketball
Could someone lower the rim another couple of feet?

Seems like MTV's to blame for making all these white kids lame...


Well, you could be yourself, but that's a hassle
Gonna need a bodyguard, cause you're such an asshole,
You'd go on Maury to see who your Daddy could be...

So, pull your pants back up, forget the fashion,
Cause you're never gonna get to the Playboy Mansion,
You're just like Michael Jackson, in reverse, to me....

I guess that MTV's to blame for making all these white kids lame


Gonna sing this song to offend the wiggers
Always arguing over whose rims are bigger
For the life of me, I just can't figure
Why you'd want to look like such a....
... douchebag....

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Are You A Racist?

Are you as racist as I am?  Or are you a realist like I am?  Take the quiz and find out if you are qualified to join the Klan, The New Black Panthers, La Raza, or any other of your favorite local racist organizations near you. The results are in, and I can't say I'm even a little bit surprised. I must say, this quiz was the most accurate quiz I've ever taken. With results like "Ridiculously Racist" who could complain? Wooo-hooo! I'll drink to that! 

Living in southern Mexifornia for my entire life, I have learned on my own what is and what isn't about races, especially Mexicans. I wouldn't really say I'm a racist as much as I am prejudiced, but I'm not going to nit pick the results of some stupid quiz on the internet over their choice of word. I will however be the first to admit that I'm racist in a lot of ways; I'm sure you've seen a lot of them here, but if you're a first time reader at GGDF here are a few relevant facts about how I view the topic of race in America.

I laugh at racial jokes because most of have a lot of truth to them. If they didn't the joke wouldn't be funny. I use the word "nigger" a lot (I call white people nigger more than I do black people) because nigger has nothing to do with race, it's a state of mind and a personality in people that I hate more than any other. Every race has it's niggers and that's a fact. I have never said, "the 'N' word" and I never will. I have no respect for anyone who does. Either say 'nigger' or use another word that you can actually get to leave your lips. I have no use for PC Police or any other form of pussification and governmental thought control. Fuck you!

In no particular order, here's a little breakdown of what I think of five main "race" groups.

1.) Beaners (This covers all peoples south of the U.S.-Mexican border or who speak some form of Spanish):
I can't stand how loud beaners always talk, or how they're always poor because they reproduce like fucking mice and can't afford to raise their 15 children without stealing hub caps or stealing from the American people in the form of welfare and food stamps. These rodents are sucking the life right out of The United States and turning it into another shithole like Mexico. They disrespect our culture, our Flag, our National Anthem, our way of life, our laws, and our sovereignty. These fucking idiots are some real racist putos. La Raza? I have so little respect for this group of racist beaners that their name is now what I call an explosive case of the morning shits after a night of whiskey and Mexican food. Example: "That la raza I left in the men's room at Denny's this morning was peeling the wallpaper  off the wall by lunchtime."
2.) Blacks (This covers 75% of the ones born here that blame whitey for their shortcomings in life):
90% of the whiners always playing the "race card" are black, and the same percentage of blacks are racists themselves but can't even admit it. Not even to themselves. I have taken note that most of the times I've been to the movies and some rude assholes were making noise or talking on cell phones it was always a group of niggers - black niggers - always. They don't take responsibility for their own actions, they think society (white society) owes them the world because of slavery even though they have never been a slave or know anyone that has. They get away with the double-standard known as "hate crimes" all the time. They vote party line democrat no matter how illogical it is. They vote for US President purely based on his race. They are the biggest hypocritical racists to ever walk the earth and they just love to play The Race Card. No question about that.
3.) Asians (This covers Chinks, Japs, Flips, Gooks, and anyone else that you can blindfold with dental floss):
The "myth" or the "stereotype" that says Asians are shitty drivers is no myth at all. These zipper heads should not be allowed to drive on public roads under any circumstance. No exceptions. Not only do they drive shitty, they are rude motherfuckers at the casinos. Ding-Ding-Dao! Who-Fling-Poo. Fuck you!  Either play the machine on the left or the one on the right. There are other people, and other gooks that want to give their money away to the fucking indians too! They drive loud and obnoxious rice burning race cars all over the interstate like it's their own personal race track. Every time I hear them speak in their broken Engrish I want to give them all a death-kick to the throat. Like Chuck Norris did to that Bruce Lee gook motherfucker. They illegally fish with 5 or more fishing poles at local lakes like there is an endless supply of planted trout just for gooks. They don't buy a fishing license, they don't pay lake fees to fish, and they take more than the limit. They leave their garbage on the shoreline and their gook mark on the lake. Fuckin' gooks!
4.) Dune Coons (This covers arabs from all regions of the middle east and the depths of hell):
I have nothing but contempt for arabs and stinkbeards from all over the world. They smell like dirty feet, they are rude, they are living in the 7th century, they contribute nothing buy evil and death to the world, they drive like assholes, they hate Americans and the West, most of them worship a murderer and a pedophile, they are probably the most hypocritical and deceptive sub-humans on the planet, they don't drink alcohol, they stink like stale ass, they believe that the world is beneath them, they blow themselves up, they treat "man's best friend" like "man's worst enemy", and their language sounds like two retarded pigs fucking and trying to clear their throats at the same time. They don't like bacon, they worship a false prophet, and even the ones that say they are Christians beat their wives and think the world owes them something. Fuck you stinkbeards! There's a special place in hell just for you dung beetles.
5.) Crackers (This includes any trashy honkey folk naturally born in the U.S. or immigrated LEGALLY from some euro-trash country):
I've noticed that the majority of the weirdos shopping at or stealing from Walmart at any given time of the day are almost always dirty white trailer-trash, or white niggers, wiggers, whiggers, etc. White trash don't even realize that they're white skinned and should act accordingly, so instead they have a bunch of babies they can't afford, cook meth in trailer parks in Kentucky, fuck their cousins or siblings, think rap is the greatest thing since affirmative action, try to act like they're from "the street" or "the ghetto" when in reality they would be shitting themselves after two minutes in Compton or Chinatown or Chicano Park. They are a miserable people that are either too lazy, too stupid or both to support themselves or their ten "slow" children so the American tax payer foots the bill so they can have more future food stamp leeches and welfare bums that just sponge the system. The women smoke and do drugs when they're pregnant and the men hit their women a lot, but a lot more when they're pregnant. I don't have a problem with the amount of beer or liquor they drink, but when the 13 year old pregnant daughter is turning tricks for daddy's 40oz malt liquor or bottle of Thunderbird , that's a fucking problem. The numbers of white trailer trash having children they can't afford is skyrocketing and fuels my fire of hatred for their very existence.

That about sums it up for me. If this makes me a racist then so be it. Where do I sign up for the next cross burning? Tell somebody who gives a fuck. I never needed to be taught to be racist. But again, I'm not really so much racist as I am prejudiced against assholes and niggers of every race. I just don't feel the need to sugar coat it to protect someone's "feeeeeeeeeelings" like the majority of the pussies in this world. It really is that simple. Of course if you haven't admitted to yourself that you're a racist in one way or another, as everyone is, then enjoy the bliss while you can you ignorant bastards. Be sure to look me up when the LSD wears off.

I didn't need to be taught to be racist; I learned from my surroundings every single day. I have seen the truth of most racial stereotypes more times than I ever wanted. It's not made up. This is a day in the life of 40 years in southern Mexifornia. Sure there are exceptions to the rules about races; not many, but there are some. Who really cares? It doesn't make everything else about that race any less true. So nigga' please, go piss up someone else's rope.

Stereotypes didn't invent themselves...

Monday, June 18, 2012


"Congress, to god-damned hell with congress! We have no congress. In fact, we don't need congress. I don't have to obey any stinking congress, you god-damned cabrĂ³n and chinga tu madre! "

Bring It On, General Taco...

When I was a kid growing up, every so often on a weekend night my dad used to let my friends and I camp in the backyard with a pit fire, tents, flashlights, smores, the whole nine yards.  It was just like we were in the mountains or desert for a weekend camping with the folks, but it was just us kids and occasionally pops coming out to make sure we weren't burning the whole neighborhood down. What a blast when you're around eight years old. I think every time we were backyard-campin' my dad or one of his drinkin' buddies would tell us a scary ghost or monster story to keep us up half the night scared to death. Thinking back on it, I don't remember one detail about any of those scary stories. Not one. But I do remember that every one of them was told with a scary voice. It didn't take much to scare us back then, but I can guarantee the story was drunkenly made up on the spot and most likely didn't make any sense at all; it didn't have to. It was the scary voice that sold the story.

Well that's exactly what I thought of when I listened to this ebonics-riddled "story" from NBDP Radio regarding the future of the United States and of the world as told by some over-dramatic, uneducated and ignorant jackass who calls himself General Tako (taco). Apparently this circus clown "general" is a general in the New Black Douchebag Party which is pretty funny in itself. What's even funnier is trying to picture this insignificant hack being able to lead "his men" into war against a wet paper sack, much less a war with whitey. ROTF! As soon as I can stop trembling with fear I'll get our surrender agreement right over to you, General. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Much like those old scary campfire stories, this guy sounds like he's drunk and babbling incoherently, except his made-up story is about "white demons" and conspiracies against the blacks and other paranoid delusional bullshit. The big difference is that no matter how hard he tries, no matter how loud or scary he tries to sound, I am not afraid.  Hell, I'm not even concerned a little. I worry more about having a wet fart after a heavy night of drinking than I do General Taco. This shit is pure comedy gold right here. 

Behold the intellect and wisdumb of NBDP's General Taco:

Next week though, you might want to pay close attention to NBDP Radio because the guest lineup scheduled to appear with General Taco is stellar and guaranteed to drive home to us white demons all over the world that the New Black Douchebag Party is a force to be reckoned with. This is the information I obtained from the NBDP's website and is for the week of June 18, 2012:

Monday -        Corporal Collard Greens will discuss NBDP's latest strategy for scarin' whitey into stayin home in November.
Tuesday -       Sergeant-Major Menthol will explain NBDP's credo: "It's whitey's fault. Give me free shit!"
Wednesday -  Captain Cornbread will demonstrate NBDP's most feared weapon: The Scary Voice
Thursday -     Major McNuggets** will be giving free pointers on when to play The Race Card.
Friday -          Lt. Colonel Chitlans will discuss effective Tactical Bling for the FNG up to the HNIC.
**Subject to change. If in the event Major McNuggets violates his probation and returns to serve his remaining prison time, or gets stuck in the food stamp line and cannot appear on NBDP Radio, Major Malt Liquor (Ret.) will be demonstrating effective scary cartoon voices for achieving maximum fear in whitey before election day in November.  

Don't miss it!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Friday Jams, On Saturday.

I have been to at least 85% of the towns Brian mentions. I was a fellow road warrior. I drove a hell of a lot of Texas in my twenties.

Dear Mr. President,


Friday, June 15, 2012

Wake Me Up November 7

...or when the revolution has started, because this is a living in hell.

After just now hearing about The Worst President in American History basically granting amnesty to millions of wetbacks via executive order with a stroke of his communist pen, I have so much restless energy I'm ready to start punching every fucking CommieCoonCrackin' supporter I come in contact with. I don't think all the whiskey in the world is going to calm me down. It's times like these when I need to decompress asap before I get thrown in county. I think something like this would help right about now.

Just put me on the line like the one shown at 0:57 in the video and my blood pressure would be down in a matter of seconds. You wouldn't be able to wipe the shit-eatin' grin off my face for days. But right now I'm just seeing red! Fuck this illegal alien Kenyan administration, fuck his supporters, and fuck all of you that deny the damage he's doing to this country!  Right off the fuckin' cliff!


Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work

Ya know the amount of money stolen from us by the government under the guise of "taxes" is already ridiculous absurd hard to swallow total unconstitutional bullshit, but when you get to see exactly what you've worked all your life to fund, it's downright nauseating.  I wouldn't mind so much paying "taxes" to fund a government agency like the Border Patrol (if they actually were allowed to stop the wetbacks from entering our country illegally), or the U.S. DOT (if they actually maintained or fixed anything but their pensions), or the U.S. Postal Service (if they were efficient, courteous and at least accountable for their continuous fuck-ups).  There are a few more I could probably add to that list, but not many.
I would be here for decades if I wanted to list all of the useless, wasteful, unconstitutional or limp-dick government agencies that are funded by American "tax" dollars. I would also end up with more pages than the Zero's healthcare bill, so I'll hi-light one agency in particular that should be abolished immediately. This one is full of mindless rogue 'agents' in positions of extreme authority and should be abolished for not only wasting taxpayers' time and money, but for numerous violations of the U.S. Constitution, including illegal raids, excessive force, lying under oath, and murder of United States citizens. They are the root cause of my contempt and distrust of the U.S. Government and have been ever since 1993 when they murdered 80+ unarmed men, women and children in cold blood while the news cameras rolled. Then they tried to cover it all up like they did at Ruby Ridge a year prior. The ATF was out of control back then, I can't imagine how bad it's gotten by now. But I digress...

This isn't about the murders at Ruby Ridge or the massacre at Waco 20 years ago, this is about our "tax" dollars being wasted used to fund a government kill team agency that is either incompetent and corruptible, or dishonest and untouchable. Most likely it's all the above. No matter what, they are funded by the theft of Americans' hard-earned money in the form of Federal taxes and it's bullshit! These motherfuckers make good money and work hard to keep us safe confiscate private property of American citizens.

I mean with a motto like, "Always Think Forfeiture" we as proud Americans should be honored, no... we should be peaking in orgasmic bliss to be paying salaries of the ATF shouldn't we? What patriotic American wouldn't after an eye-opening story like that?

Now, I'm sure you're thinking the average salary of an ATF Special Agent being $66,000 is certainly not too high by any means. You might be thinking it's too low for the quality of "Special" Olympians Agents that get hired at the taxpayer funded ATF after they pass all of the required tests. This "Special Agent", Kelven Crenshaw seems to be worth every penny we pay him for doesn't he? His knowledge in firearms alone should earn him at least a 20% raise don't ya think?

"...with minimal work could be converted to a machine gun..."
What. The. Fuck? Really? Is lying to the American people with a lie as ridiculous as that part of your job description Special Agent Crenshaw? Are you really that stupid or do you think the American people are? You should've been fired immediately after saying something as stupid and untrue as that. If not for the bold faced lie, you should be fired for wrongfully confiscating airsoft bb guns, costing that owner money, and wasting taxpayer money. Not only fired, but you should also have to pay back every dime you earned were given as an ATF Special Agent for The People of The United States.

Here's the follow up done by the same station a week later. I really hate local news stations but I have to give this particular station credit for following up and exposing the stupidity of this limp-dick ATF (All Things Fucked) "operation" that left them looking like the useless agency they really are.


Tuesday, June 12, 2012

These Guys With Ties Aren't On Bicycles...

If you've wondered what it would be like to get a knock on your door from the Secret Service look no further. Apparently Rudy Davis, a.k.a. LoneStar1776, got a visit from the S.S. a couple weeks ago for posting a video on Youtube that the S.S. considered to be "threatening" towards Cooncracker. Davis' comments prompting the S.S. interview start at 7:55 in the video here. You can read more about the story where I saw it here.

Personally I don't see what the big deal is. I didn't hear anything threatening besides calling for Cooncracker's public beheading after he is tried for treason in court and found guilty by a jury of his peers. It's not like LoneStar1776 made a movie about the President's assassination or anything. I mean, no one would do that without a full waterboarding and S.S. interrogation right? Right!

I had a hard time making it through the video with all the annoying wind noise in the camcorder microphone, but it was interesting to hear what types of questions they were asking in their 15 minute doorstep interrogation interview. The guy is obviously and understandably nervous, but he doesn't help himself by saying more than he needs to. Throughout the video I was thinking, "Dude! Yes or no answers only! STFU for a few minutes and think before you speak..."

I've caught myself about to cross the line with a post or two when I've been hammered. Some I didn't catch until the next day and wondered if I had crossed the line. Seeing what little it actually takes to get a visit from Obama's S.S. really puts things into perspective for me and where that line actually is. Not that I have anything to hide, but I would rather not go through having these S.S. motherfuckers knocking on my door any time soon for any reason.

I suppose if they ever did interview me, my answers would be filled with expletives like when the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on my door, except the answers would also include my favorite remark whenever The Kenyan In Chief is the topic of discussion:


Unless that's illegal to say now too...

We Have Slipped So Far Away

from this.....

25 years ago today Reagan changed the world with this speech. The pussies at the State Department took the "tear down this wall" line out of the text of his speech, Reagan reinserted it, handwritten. You can see it in his face when he says it. No president since him has had the testicular fortitude to call a commie a commie. Now we have one sitting in the same chair this man occupied.

Wake the fuck up America!!!

Monday, June 11, 2012

"He got what he deserved, big time"

Shiner, Texas. Not only do they make the best beer on the planet, but they know how to deal with child molesters also.

  A Texas father beat a man to death after catching him molesting his four-year-old daughter in a horse barn, The Houston Chronicle reports. The incident happened Saturday evening near Shiner, Texas.

There will definitely be a toast raised in your honor at Blownstar!

Friday, June 8, 2012

Friday Jams

It Opened His Mind II

You might have to mute the volume like I did to be able to tolerate this unless you speaka the Portuguese. Here we have another criminal piece of shit with a hostage getting his mind opened; this time courtesy of a BOPE sniper, Brazil's version of SWAT.  It's not as good as the other one I posted, but it's still good. Anytime a hostage situation is diffused via sniper with a head-shot to the bad guy it's a good thing. With the technology of today, I wonder if there are "sniper cams" installed on the scopes or barrels of the modern day SWAT sniper's rifle. If there aren't, there certainly should be. It would be cool to see the shot go down from the sniper's perspective with the different challenges he faces.

The bad guy's hat flying off of his head had me crackin' up for some reason.  I guess maybe it reminded me of the Little Rascals or  Bonanza or one of those older comedies where it was common to use the sound of a ricochet and the tug of a string to pull the hat off of the character to appear that it was shot off their head. The only thing missing here is the Benny Hill music. LMAO!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

If Obama had a son...

...this is what he would look like! Heh heh!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Proposition 29 - FAIL!

A couple weeks ago I posted about Crockosition 29, a new bullshit tax on tobacco products in the state of Commiefornia.  As if us smokers aren't already taxed enough, the American Cancer Society and their dishonest bullshit rhetoric didn't fool the majority of Californian's this time. This morning it was determined 49.2% voted YES and 50.8% voted NO, or "fuck you" to the outright lies from the ACS. Finally some sanity is shown in this state of fruits and nuts. It was a narrow defeat, but I'll take it! FUCK YOU American Cancer Society! Take your bullshit and go home. Thanks for playin', please try again.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

The End of Democracy?

ROTFLMAO!!!!  This is fucking great! I just love it when liberals lose elections and then cry about it like the little emotional children that they really are. I still laugh every time I think about when Kerry/Edwards lost to Bush/Cheney in '04 and the closeup shot of Edwards in tears sobbing like someone just stole his lunch money or his brand new Ken doll. Hilarious! 

"This is the end of democracy!"

Huh? Really? Oh man, well thank GOD we live in a republic and not a democracy! 

Eat shit you fucking SEIU scumbags, you fucking union fucks.  The PEOPLE have spoken!  Now take your union goons, your fucking intimidation tactics, your bullshit lies and your fucking tears and go fuck yourselves.  This is a victory for America!  The PEOPLE want you to fuck off, but don't go away mad, just go away.

Oh wait....before you go, here's a little educational video on the difference between a democracy (which we don't live in) and a republic (which we do live in.)  This should clear up any misconceptions you and your fellow puppets have about it so we don't have to listen to you sound like ignorant assholes ever again. Although I'm sure we will.

Over at Liberals Are Hypocrites I saw they're writing a little song for The People of Wisconsin and their victory tonight. LMAO!
And they were singing... bye bye miss communist pie, drove my chevy volt to the cheese factory but the batteries ran dry, and them socialist boys were drinking ripple and colt .45, singing this will be the day democracy died....

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

More Nanny State Bullshit

Chris Christie is a progressive. No doubt in my mind. $250 - $1000 fine for your fucking DOG not wearing a seatbelt! What. The. Fuck? I don't think I should have to wear a seatbelt if I don't want to much less my fucking dog. This shit is getting out of control. If Romney picks him for VP I will not vote.

Someone Get Douchebag A Teleprompter

This is great! Props to the reporter not just for coming up with the question, but for having the balls to actually ask it. "Ah.... uh.... um..... the uh.........well you"... Looks like TOTUS's Press Secretary needs a teleprompter now too.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh Jay, you fucking douchebag!

Monday, June 4, 2012

It Opened His Mind

Ever since I was a little kid I've always been fascinated with the art of sniping. The patience, the various obstacles needed to factor in, etc. When I was 8 or 9 years old, I would take my time with my first bb gun, plucking birds off of the high wires in my neighborhood. Then with my first .22,  I was plucking birds out of trees or squirrels in the canyon by my folk's house from 200 yards.  Now, it's steel targets in the desert out to 800 meters and increasing distance. I'm no professional sniper by any means, far from it, but I could've made this shot with confidence from at least 500 meters.  Nice shot man.

WARNING: This video shows a criminal piece of shit having his mind literally opened by S.W.A.T.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

For CD