Friday, July 6, 2012
Alive? 4 day hangover? You betcha!
*cough* "um, yes."
....pause...like they're waiting for me to say something else...awkward moment...
"You're doing great, and we've decided to move you over to ___ in the morning. Report to ___ in the morning. Thanks for everything you do."
What da Fuck!! I'm sitting there speechless and my coworkers around me are laughing their asses off because they knew that I done got into something wild over the weekend. Of course, I didn't say shit. What happens at Blownstar stays at Blownstar...obviously since I don't remember half of it! I think the last thing I remember is someone firing a rifle and blowing up a can of something that scared the living bejeezus out of me while I was trying to light some fire in a firepit barefoot. Barefoot? IDIOT! Lights out... Apparently, some scorpion charged me and this blonde babe out of nowhere ran over and stomped the hell out of it LIKE A BOSS! Fuckin' Texas! Woke up the next day with pink toenails. Lost man points; points I'll never get back. Fuckin' fuckers!
Anyway, here comes Wednesday. Optional overtime because it was July 4th. Of course like the dumb shit I am I volunteered. Catch was the shift was 6 to 2 but they didn't announce that until after I volunteered. Had to wake up at 4 to get to work by 6! By the time I got home the party happenings were going on next door. "Paul! Get your ass over here!"
"Fuck you I'm out!"
Was out by 3 pm and woke up Thursday morning. Holy shit man!
Happy hour Thursday after work with my new coworkers and partied with some other friends at La Tuna in San Antonio earlier tonight. And tonight I met a gorgeous Mexican woman! Be still my heart. Stay tuned...
My kids need to hurry home from summer vacation because clearly I'm a fuckin' mess without them and I'm pretty sure my liver's gonna look like a raisin come August! Staying home this weekend to catch up on some house and yard shit. Then it's off to Dallas next weekend for family and then Houston the next for some awesome friends I haven't seen in many many years. No rest for the wicked...Summer 2012 EPIC! So great to be back home in Texas!!
Drunkenly pounded onto a keyboard by Paul at 11:21 PM