Bitchen! This is one of those stories that might get a small mention on the local news channel in Florida, and maybe a few papers but you'll never hear this from Diane fucking Sawyer's mouth or any other major outlet.
It just doesn't fit the liberal narrative that a law-abiding citizen used his firearm to successfully defend everyone in the cafe, shoot those two fuckers, and thwart this armed robbery.
I have just a small critique of this otherwise awesome story coming out of Florida; If the old man was carrying a handgun chambered in .45 (or something with a "4") rather than the pansy .380 auto round, they probably could've called the county coroner for a dual pick-up right on the spot and tax payer money could've been saved. Instead, the tax payers will have to foot the bill for incarceration and maybe even a lawsuit against the good citizen.
And if the robbers would have been killed we surely would have heard about it non-stop! I know the shooter is white, I do not know what race the bad guys are, but you can bet that is the first question the lefties ask.
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Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Shoulda been a better shot and got him in the head . . .
Touché
Bitchen! This is one of those stories that might get a small mention on the local news channel in Florida, and maybe a few papers but you'll never hear this from Diane fucking Sawyer's mouth or any other major outlet.
It just doesn't fit the liberal narrative that a law-abiding citizen used his firearm to successfully defend everyone in the cafe, shoot those two fuckers, and thwart this armed robbery.
I have just a small critique of this otherwise awesome story coming out of Florida; If the old man was carrying a handgun chambered in .45 (or something with a "4") rather than the pansy .380 auto round, they probably could've called the county coroner for a dual pick-up right on the spot and tax payer money could've been saved. Instead, the tax payers will have to foot the bill for incarceration and maybe even a lawsuit against the good citizen.
But good on him for at least carrying something!
And if the robbers would have been killed we surely would have heard about it non-stop!
I know the shooter is white, I do not know what race the bad guys are, but you can bet that is the first question the lefties ask.
Duwayne Henderson, 19, comes in pointing a handgun at customers. The second man, Davis Dawkins 19...
Take a guess what color they be.
I'll buy that guy a beer...and a box of ammo so he can get more practice at throwing lead.
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