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Friday, July 13, 2012

Killers

SeaWorld Parks & Entertainment is appealing a federal judge’s ruling that its animal trainers be forbidden from having unprotected contact with killer whales during public performances.

So, since a trainer was killed, the feds say Sea World employees are no longer allowed to come in contact with the Killer Whales. Using that logic I have compiled a list of things that should not come in contact with other things without a safety barrier.

American soldiers and Army psychiatrists
Students and gun free zones
American citizens and CIA drones
Barack Obama and the United States Constitution
Women and peaceful muslim freedom movements

If you can think of more than I could put them in the comments.

5 comments:

JeremyR said...: ObamAA+ and jobs.
ObamAA+ and America;s friends.
ObamAA+ and anything that is NOT a golf club.; July 13, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Rayvet said...: I think you must have been listening to our local talk show host here in Georgia Neal Boortz because that's exactly what he said. He stated that far more "employees" have died at the hands of Muslims than Orcas, so contact with them in the work environment should be restricted.; July 14, 2012 at 5:13 AM
Goldenrod said...: Muslims and airplanes.; July 14, 2012 at 9:37 AM
kerrcarto said...: Rayvet, you caught me!; July 14, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Liberals and Intelligence.; July 15, 2012 at 7:59 PM

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Friday, July 13, 2012

Killers

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