Why is it that the only time I see fat blobs of shit repossessing vehicles it's on ShitTV? I don't know how you can do it kerrcarto, but more power to you.
I can't watch any of the supposed "reality" programs out there because they are, hands down, the shittiest IQ-decreasing programs on television today. Off the top of my head, the only thing I can think of that is more damaging to the human brain cell count is watching Cooncracker or any of his libtard lackeys.
So-called "truTV" is the biggest violator of television network false advertising and shitty producing in the history of the world (Present, past, and any foreseeable future). They should be forced to call themselves BullshitTV because that is the only thing they air...
I think I would rather watch a non-stop, 48 hour, time lapse production of dog shit drying out and turning white in the middle of summer.
CD, my 12 year old daughter has been caught a number of times watching the ridiculous channel "truTV". She watches the repo shows and the lick something towing guys and several others. I've had long talks with her making sure she realizes that what she is seeing on TV is all choreographed and staged for entertainment and is not real or even close to real. I think she gets it and because I've explained that to her, she finds comic relief in a lot of the scenarios. My philosophy is adults watching this show and thinking it's real, not staged etc. are likely Obama voters that think the world really works in the way these shows portray it.
Rayvet, At least you are nipping the shit in the bud before it has a chance to grow and fester in your daughter's mind. That would be the real tragedy.
Think of how many other 12 year old American kids there are out there watching this garbage daily and thinking it's the real deal. The number is probably in the tens of millions. What a shame.
I agree, any adults that watch shit like this and don't believe that it's all scripted 'acting' (and shitty acting at that) are some of the stupidest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth. By that, I would conclude that they are definitely Cooncracker supporters, socialism lovers, and they are the ace in the hole for evil-minded politicians like the motherfucker making a mockery of the title President of the United States every single day. Democrats love these mindless and useful idiots.
These are the same retards doing 50mph in the fast lane cursing everyone else who has to pass them on the right because they don't understand the concept of......
....anything.
It boggles the mind to think how many of them are out there reproducing exponentially; like a fuggin' fungus!
It's good to hear that you are raising your daughter to not be one of them.
FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.
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~Sir Winston Churchill
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
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Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
~Cliff Clavin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman
Our Lager which art in barrels Swallowed be thy drink At home, as it is in the tavern Forgive our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley. Barmen ~The Beer's Prayer
Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy
~ Frank Sinatra
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski
The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
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Why is it that the only time I see fat blobs of shit repossessing vehicles it's on ShitTV? I don't know how you can do it kerrcarto, but more power to you.
I can't watch any of the supposed "reality" programs out there because they are, hands down, the shittiest IQ-decreasing programs on television today. Off the top of my head, the only thing I can think of that is more damaging to the human brain cell count is watching Cooncracker or any of his libtard lackeys.
So-called "truTV" is the biggest violator of television network false advertising and shitty producing in the history of the world (Present, past, and any foreseeable future). They should be forced to call themselves BullshitTV because that is the only thing they air...
I think I would rather watch a non-stop, 48 hour, time lapse production of dog shit drying out and turning white in the middle of summer.
Just sayin...
I just thought it was funny. Dude whooped some ass and some chick takes him out with a Stanley. If it was "real or not" ???
CD, my 12 year old daughter has been caught a number of times watching the ridiculous channel "truTV". She watches the repo shows and the lick something towing guys and several others. I've had long talks with her making sure she realizes that what she is seeing on TV is all choreographed and staged for entertainment and is not real or even close to real. I think she gets it and because I've explained that to her, she finds comic relief in a lot of the scenarios. My philosophy is adults watching this show and thinking it's real, not staged etc. are likely Obama voters that think the world really works in the way these shows portray it.
Ok, see, I had no idea there was anything even called trutv. I guess that shows how often I watch actual broadcast television.
Rayvet,
At least you are nipping the shit in the bud before it has a chance to grow and fester in your daughter's mind. That would be the real tragedy.
Think of how many other 12 year old American kids there are out there watching this garbage daily and thinking it's the real deal. The number is probably in the tens of millions. What a shame.
I agree, any adults that watch shit like this and don't believe that it's all scripted 'acting' (and shitty acting at that) are some of the stupidest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth. By that, I would conclude that they are definitely Cooncracker supporters, socialism lovers, and they are the ace in the hole for evil-minded politicians like the motherfucker making a mockery of the title President of the United States every single day. Democrats love these mindless and useful idiots.
These are the same retards doing 50mph in the fast lane cursing everyone else who has to pass them on the right because they don't understand the concept of......
....anything.
It boggles the mind to think how many of them are out there reproducing exponentially; like a fuggin' fungus!
It's good to hear that you are raising your daughter to not be one of them.
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