The above clip may be only 29 seconds in length, but I could pick apart Chrissy's comments and his bullshit lies ("He's never broken any laws") all fucking day long if I wasn't getting ready to go belly up to the bar for a few hours. But what is this "perfect American" bullshit he's blathering about? Perfect American? Really Chrissy? Cooncracker is, as you see it, a perfect American? What color is the sun in your world Tingles?
"Perfect American" has to be the most creative, over-exaggerated, and downright comical thing I have ever heard come out of a news
I could go on and on, but I'll spare y'all my run-on sentences filled with vitriol this time. I hear a frosty mug o' suds served by a hot 20-something year old Tilted Kilt girl calling my name and I don't want to be late for that. This one right here could give me a Tilted Kiltgasm in no time.
Winner! Sorry Hooters, but you are old news...a thing of the past. The Tilted Kilt is where it's at...