Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Captain Ragdoll

I don't know what it is but this video and ones like it make me laugh more than anything. Maybe it's the sheer stupidity involved when some cocky FNG that has no idea the in's and out's of marine physics learns it the hard way? Maybe it's all the times I've been with my pops on Lower Otay Lake and had some dildo like this with the throttle wide open come flying by us when we're bass fishin' and just trying to relax? Maybe because guys like this are some of the most arrogant motherfuckers on every lake at any given time and one of them finally got the attention he's been trying so hard for? Whatever it is, I'm fucking laughin at Captain Ragdoll. He got tossed like a little bitch! The unsuspecting passengers I feel a little sorry for, but not really.

Notice how none of these fucktards are wearing life jackets. Not one of them. When you're skimming across the water going as fast as this guy was, I really don't give a fuck if it looks "cool" or not wearing one; I would be wearing one. All things considered I would say they were lucky in the end. It could've been much worse of an outcome for some of these people.

As for Captain Ragdoll, the dipshit on the lake, thanks for the laugh pal. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

5 comments:

Rayvet said...

That is funny as shit CD. Back in the days when I had a boat, we used to hang out in certain areas of Lake Lanier to watch the "lowlanders". These were richer than shit idiots that would come up from Atlanta (the lowland) to show off their expensive assed boats that they had no clue how to run. Never had a disappointing day. Most common thing they did was blow the high performance engines. They had no clue as to how to trim the boat properly and would just red line the engine out of the hole and boom, then poof, puff of smoke. We also saw many an idiot drive right over the trailer up into the tow vehicle at the ramps. These morons provided much needed weekend humor that to this day I wished we had on video. A fool and his money are soon parted, and these folks are proof of that.

kerrcarto said...

Dumbasses and boats. Always a funny combination.

Fukitol said...

Nice tits on butterface, IF that's what one is into banging.

mwhuhahahahahaha

CharlieDelta said...

Fukitol-
That's what alcohol is for; helping ugly people get laid since 9000 B.C...

Critter said...

i note the bus driver lost his coolio glasses.