Monday, October 22, 2012

FOD: Hey There Voter!

Remember back in August when I posted this and I was all geared up to vandalize remind voters and inform as many gas stations across the county as I could? Well my brother ordered a pack of 100 "stickers" from Amazon that day and had them in his hands two days later, but somehow both of us forgot about it until yesterday when we were doing some work around his house, pounding beers and talking politics. So before I left his house my brother handed me half of the stack, so my mission (as small as it may be) had finally begun.

We were both a little disappointed pissed off that these great little voter reminders were printed on nothing more than fuckin' Post It notes instead of sticker material. WTF! Now they'll be no problem at all for some tinfoil hat-wearing libturd to remove from the pump, but the mission must go on. When I got gas today I placed one of these valuable voter reminders on every pump that wasn't being used. Problem is, it's a little humid and windy today so I don't know how long to expect the notes to stay in place.














To remedy the situation I'll be picking up clear packing tape tonight when I'm out, so future placement will not be affected by weather. The tape will also cause libturds to actually have to put forth some effort to remove this inconvenient truth. As we all know, liberals are excessively lazy assholes who don't want to do any work, so maybe they won't even bother with trying to remove it. 

Only 15 days to go until the communist motherfucker occupying the White House is given his notice of eviction. Lots of work to do in the meantime to help make that happen...

Fuck Obama!

4 comments:

CenTexTim said...

You go, dude!

Of course, there won't be too many obama supporters filling up until they take food stamps or unemployment checks at the pump...

kerrcarto said...

Just buy you a can of rubber cement.

MissK said...

Snatched the whole thing and posted.. Thank You ;-)

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