Can someone answer something for me? If by some slim chance in hell there's a Spaniard our there reading this can you help me out with something? What is the big fuckin' deal with Spaniards and bullfighting? What the fuck about it is so appealing to you people? This Spanish "tradition" and so-called "sport" of torturing a bull over a long period of time until it dies a slow and painful death isn't something I find exciting or even a little bit entertaining. I do find it cowardice of them to round the points off the bull's horns beforehand. I find it strange that it's such a popular deal in Spain even among the women to watch animals suffer. I find it hard to fathom that bullfighting still brings out 25,000+ idiot Spanish spectators to the arenas every year to watch and cheer on the same old matador pussies for being well, ...bullies, for lack of a better word. I just don't see the excitement or entertainment in it whatsoever.
Why is it so popular with the Spaniards? The spectators already know what's going to happen down there in the ring with the bull and the little matador faggot dancing around in his tights with his swords and his faggoty cape or whatever the fuck you want to call it. It's a sham and it's stupid. It's a rigged fight that only Don King could appreciate. Even when the bull gets the upper hand and fucks the guy up like the one in this video, do you think it has a chance of being set free or walking out of the ring as the winner? To live another day and get laid again? Yeah right.
No, the fight is rigged, the bull is tortured to death, the spectators are gullible idiots and easily entertained by animal torture, the so-called "sport" of bullfighting is nothing more than a shitty little magic show with the illusion of honor and courage, and the matadors themselves are nothing more than a bunch of self-glorified pussies. I'll be impressed when they try that shit with a pissed off lion, or an angry tiger. I'll be impressed when those "brave men" go head to head with a 700 lb grizzly bear in their faggoty little tights and their faggoty little capes.
Until then, I wanna see more of this:
Bull: 1 Julio: 0
How 'bout some reconstructive chin surgery music Julio? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Thanks to Arc Light for sending me the YouTube clip.