Tuesday, October 9, 2012

FOD: Your Rear Main Seal Is Blown

“That’s the terminology. At Trinity, you’re urged to ‘get with the program,’” explained a male beneficiary of the Down Low Club. “What that means is it’s OK to go ahead and have sex with men, just as long as you ‘get with the program’ and marry a woman, somebody no straight guy would want to marry.”

Well that explains it all!


MissK said...

Okay... That is just disturbing :P

Very good point though LOL

Greasywrench AKA rich b said...

KERRCARTO - As a young man I had a standing rule: I never dated a woman with bigger feet than me. If Moochelle had wheels on the corners of her size twelve shoes she could truck freight across the highways of America.

And that set of gopher cheeks on her reminds me of Marlon Brando as Don Corleone. She's either got a mouthfull of cotton balls or she's storing up double cheeseburgers for late-night snacks. Either way the woman blows goats. No wonder those two assholes ended up with each other. No one else would have em.

CharlieDelta said...

Dude, how 'bout a warning next time? Like maybe put a jump break in the post or something?

I just threw up in my mouth...

JeremyR said...

and marry a woman, somebody no straight guy would want to marry.”

I seriously doubt that. really. I doubt it, and I'll bet you a buck if you stripped Moochelle down, you'd find a bigger dick then Barry has.

So the question is, are you man enough for that task? Well, truth be told, I aint gonna look. No way in hell. happy F.O.D.

Mark@Bismarck said...

I'm thinking she wants Opra's gig! Once Barry's unemployed she can bring home the bacon.