I had a great bumper sticker replacing scheme that I was going to institute during the next month, but was warned I could get in trouble for vandalism. Instead, I will make this my undertaking.
Stole it from MissK.
But I think I will word mine a little different.
I just wanted to let you know that some communist knucklehead vandalized your car by slapping a piece of propaganda on it. The last thing you want is to be driving around looking like a useful idiot.
A Good sAmerican