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Monday, October 1, 2012

FOD: Vandalized

I had a great bumper sticker replacing scheme that I was going to institute during the next month, but was warned I could get in trouble for vandalism. Instead, I will make this my undertaking.

Stole it from MissK.

But I think I will word mine a little different.

Hi Friend,

I just wanted to let you know that some communist knucklehead vandalized your car by slapping a piece of propaganda on it. The last thing you want is to be driving around looking like a useful idiot.

Take Care,
A Good sAmerican

4 comments:

CharlieDelta said...: That's pretty funny. It's a little too nice for my taste, but I like the idea.; October 1, 2012 at 7:52 PM
MissK said...: ~snicker~ ;-)
Charlie, you gotta come post on my blog with your new profile pic, just sayin'...; October 1, 2012 at 11:03 PM
root@localhost.localdomain said...: I want to take a can of clear-coat to all the 0bama bumper stickers, that way the owners NEVER get them off of their cars. They should be branded as traitors for life.; October 2, 2012 at 5:16 AM
Gregory said...: I just copied 5 pages of those words. I am going to do it--under the windshield wipers.......And I live in the damned university of montana community---Lots of libtards around here.; October 2, 2012 at 7:35 PM

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Monday, October 1, 2012

FOD: Vandalized

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