Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Dude Must Have Been A Fan

A Florida tanning salon owner who told his partner “if Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around” was found dead two days after the election with empty prescription bottles nearby and the words “f–k Obama” written on his will, the Key West Citizen reported.

Damn dude, you could have just sent me a picture of yourself flipping him the nasty finger.


Fuck Obama indeed.

8 comments:

BG said...

Can they try Bronco Bomber for murder or anything? remember when Ozzy was in trouble for kids offing themselves. Prez should feel guilty.

Greasywrench AKA rich b said...

If his past is any indicator Omama will blame Bush.

angrymike said...

Wow, poor guy, I really dislike Zero but I'm not gonna off myself for him, there will be enough of that on the left when he is finally impeached ........

Fukitol said...

Lemme get this straight... Key West, a tanning salon owner, and an empty bottle of Seroquel discovered. Great business model, and How-TF does one know if he didn't just try off one of his schitzo personalities that voted for pResident Obeauzeau? Life: It's always been a tough world.

The Becksimians over at the Blaze have become more, and more like the Inquirer with each passing day. For that matter, so has Breitbart.com ever since Andrew died.

CharlieDelta said...

At least he didn't use a firearm to do it...

Devil Tongue said...

Did the guy off himself because of 0bama or because he was gay? I guess we will never really know.

kerrcarto said...

"Pills kill people!" Should be the new leftist mantra.

Tulcas said...

Wasn't it Patton who, describing the nature and purpose of war, instructed his troops with this advice:

The purpose of war is not to die for your country.. it is to make the OTHER guy die for his country.

I for one will take out as many OWEbama lemmings as possible, before ever considering taking myself out.