There were plenty of turnouts that asshole could have used. I don't know what it is with Arizona drivers, but they are some of the most selfish and fucking stupid drivers on the road I've ever come across. They don't even do the speed limit in that state, and none of them apparently grasp the concept of Slower Traffic Keep Right! It's one of those things that just bugs the shit out of me. Remember that video game Spy Hunter from the early '80's? The one where you could just ram other cars off the road into a ditch or off a cliff? Yeah, that's all that was going through my head.
Finally, at the bottom of the hill it opened back up to two lanes, so I punched it and passed the motherfucker giving him my one-fingered salute. Then it was time to relax a little so I cracked a cold one, sparked a smoke, and threw in Zeppelin III, which must have been some kind of weird foreshadowing incident because the first song on the album is Immigrant Song. I turned it up, and it wasn't even fifteen seconds into it before I was reaching for my camera to snap a pic of this sign.
At the time I didn't even notice those
immigrants illegal alien democrat-voting wetbacks running across the road up ahead of me. I just saw that tonight for the first time when I was going through my pictures of the trip. Those fuckers are lucky I slowed down to grab the camera because I was closing the gap at about 95-100 mph at the time and Pedro's fuckin' flag had to be creating a lot of drag as they darted across the asphalt on their way to the polls.
I snapped this pic about a mile south of Kirkland Junction and a few miles north of Congress.
Only four days to go until the worst President in United States history gets his termination notice, and the RINO asshole gets his notice to start brushing up on the job description so he can fuck everything up too. Sure, anyone would be better than the communist dingle-berry we have right now, but the RINO isn't much to cheer about as far as I'm concerned. As usual, we'll "win" with the lesser of two evils here and that will be enough for a big block of those who call themselves conservative, or tea party, or whatever to sit back and be happy and content with big government bullshit. You probably know a few of them. I sure as fuck do. Ya know, the ones that will stop paying attention to the decline of the American way of life and the systematic shredding of our Constitution and liberty while telling themselves, "It could have been worse. At least Romney's a republican, blah, blah, blah. Democrats are bad. Republicans are good, blah, blah, blah." You know what? Fuck you!! The first person I hear say something retarded like that is going to get punched in the throat! Fuckin' morons!
If the GOP thinks conservatives, the true conservatives, and the liberty-minded folks are just going to be content with the liberal republican they nominated, they are living in a fuckin' dream world. If they think they can just throw us a bone, a shitty bone at that, and we'll just sit back and be quiet and feel "lucky" to have Romney at the helm, then they have another thing coming. Romney. Don't make me puke.
Anyways, after I came pretty close to wiping out a family of
immigrants people just coming here to work illegal alien democrat-voting wetbacks I was almost at Congress which was good news because I was low on gas, out of smokes, and I was pushin' cotton. For a ghost town, Congress, AZ was a pretty happening little town. There was more going on there than in congress in D.C. that's for sure.
I had to stop just before pulling into town and snap this pic. This is dedicated to all of the useless, dishonest, over-paid, lying, criminal, hypocritical, asshole, motherfuckers who are wasting our time and our money and are doing absolutely fucking nothing to serve The People. Fuck you all!
So I got out and stretched for about 10 minutes, I gassed up, dropped Cooncracker's kids off at the pool, got some smokes and another six-pack, and I hit the road again for the six hour drive home. From there all the way back to San Diego it was pretty uneventful; even boring at times, but I made it back and I'll be heading back out to AZ for another scouting mission next week sometime. That is unless the rioting is still going on after Cooncracker's epic landslide loss in four days. We'll just have to wait and see I guess.