Tuesday, November 20, 2012

I Never Did Like Sharks

What the fuck? Does everyone have their own fuckin' drone to spy on other people now? It's no longer a government monopoly? Are drones the next cell phones; where everyone has to have one to keep up with the Jones family? Seriously, what the fuck!

Well, at least this drone was shown its due respect:

Flying Camera From Animal Rights Group Shot Down at Pigeon Shoot
I like it already.
Police are investigating an incident at a Berks County hunting club in which someone on the hunting grounds allegedly targeted a mechanical flying object rather than a living and breathing one.
Makes perfect sense to me. I would have shot the fucker down too.

SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness (SHARK) are in the midst of a campaign against the Wing Pointe commercial hunting grounds in Hamburg, Berks County and its live pigeon shoots in which the birds are shot down.
Yes, the filthy, disease-carrying, rats with wings are shot down, never to pass along another disease or shit on another hood again. What's the problem?
SHARK began to use an “Octocopter,” a remote controlled flying machine with a high tech video camera, to secretly record the pigeon shoots as they happen.
So they're basically trespassing over the Wing Point hunting grounds to secretly record some people (without their consent) who are participating in something completely moral and lawful and use it to spread their anti-gun, anti-hunting, anti-common sense rhetoric however they choose. For their next act, are they going to send their fucking Octocopter over a nudist colony to secretly record more people without consent? You know, those naked people should really be exposed for who they are! Maybe they'll decide they want to secretly record and spy on your kids daycare center next. No consent required? Where does this shit end?
The drone, nicknamed “Angel,” was recording a live pigeon shoot on Sunday around 3 p.m. when investigators say it was suddenly struck by gunfire.
BLAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! I bet that was 10 times better than shooting real pigeons. I would've yelled, "Hey SHARK, that was fun! Got any more drones?!"
The gunshot caused around $4,000 in damage to the camera, according to SHARK.
Boo-fuckin-hoo! That'll teach you motherfuckers to spy on people. Too bad it didn't totally destroy the fuckin' thing. Wing Pointe should have some designated drone sniper towers for next time and blast every fucking drone that SHARK sends their way right out of the fuckin' sky.
"When they do this, it only makes us more determined," said Hindi. "We are going to see these pigeon shoots stopped."
In that case, you better start saving your pennies Hindi, you douchebag, because at $4k a pop, that's gonna get mighty pricey for you and your group of eavesdropping assholes.

To illustrate just how fucking stupid SHARK members are you don't need to look any further than their particular spying device. What fucking genius sends a remote controlled flying drone to an event where a shitload of people are shooting birds out of the sky? Woudn't they be better off with a remote controlled car or truck to spy on Wing Pointe from the ground, since the whole point of the Wing Pointe gathering is to shoot birds out of the air? Apparently the members of SHARK aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. They should be punched in the throat immediately!

I love the top comment at the bottom of the article, "Send more drones...we need the practice."


Anonymous said...

great for target practice.

angrymike said...

Oh I would love too have had a shot, the way it looks I will. I go to private property to shoot, if someone flies something over it'll be open season on sharks or whatever they call their version .....WooHoo, lets hit the drone.......

angrymike said...

Oh ya, posted.....;)

Craig M. said...

Next time I hope they blow the whole thing out of the sky.

BG said...

Too bad they can't jam it somehow and have it fall on their property. that would be a neat toy to keep.

Cargosquid said...

If the Shark people let it fly outside their direct view and that can be proven...THEY get fined. A lot.