Thursday, May 31, 2012

"We're Simply Forcing You To Understand..."

Words to live by...
...in an ever growing United States nanny-government that is completely out of control and needs to be put into check. When I heard this on the radio today I thought it was some kind disc jockey, talk radio joke until I heard the name Bloomberg. At that point I started to laugh because I knew it was the real deal. Mayor Douchberg is going to "force" the citizens of New York City to understand that he and his cronies know so much more than they do and somehow have the right to decide for them how much soda or "sugary drink" they will be served in restaurants, movie theaters, etc and it's for their own good gotdammit! How graciously thoughtful of him. If I didn't know any better I would've thought it was Commiefornia. I'm actually surprised it hasn't already happened here in the land of fruits and nuts. It sounds like something San Diego Mayor Jerry fucking Sanders would say...
"We've got to do something. Everybody is wringing their hands saying we've got to do something. Well, here is a concrete thing. You can still buy large bottles in stores. But in a restaurant, 16 ounces is the maximum that they would be able to serve in one cup. If you want to order two cups of the same time, that's fine. It's your choice. We're not taking away anybody's right to do things. We're simply forcing you to understand that you have to make the conscious decision to go from one cup to another cup," NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg said about his proposal to ban sugary drinks 16oz or larger.
Apparently Mayor Doucheberg has nothing better to do with the taxpayer's money in New York City than to police their intake of  Mountain Dew and Coke. Mayor Doucheberg also seems to believe that it's the government's job to save the folks of NYC from themselves whether they like it or not.

I swiped the video and quote over at Real Clear Politics.



On a side note, the Independent Journal Review has a short article about an interesting prediction from the Queen Cunt of the Universe regarding the Supreme Court's decision in the unConstitutional socialist bullshit Obamacare debacle bill. Apparently QCOTU knows the Constitution better than anyone else on the planet. What a burned out haggered old cunt she is.

You fucking communist cocksucking socialist marxist progressive libtards have completely fallen off the deep end.  You are all certifiably mentally deranged fucknuts, who one day are going to get a rude awakening. I hope I'm still alive to see it when it happens. You're all are more than a few tacos short of a combination plate, but you still nauseate the hell out of me and give me a case of the 48 hour shits better than the Mucho Taco Combo #3 at Roberto's.

Assholes!

Chia Obama

















Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Presidential Medal Of Marxism



The cooncracker gave a few out yesterday. Gotdamn I cannot wait until November. It better be a fucking landslide.



















FID Wednesday

I haven't posted anything for Fuck Islam Day in quite some time. Wednesdays are nothing special, as every day is Fuck Islam Day, but here's something you can make at home and deliver to your local mosque that won't land you in jail.  Or will it?  The only thing I see that's missing is a beer. Bacon doughnut anyone?
















Fuck Islam!


He Tried To Warn Us...

In this speech given over 40 years ago Reagan tried warning us, but nobody would listen. 



I wasn't born yet. What's your excuse??

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

No Thanks

What is this "bath salt" shit you smoke that apparently makes you go bat shit crazy and eat a mother fuckers face off (do not click the link if you have a weak stomach)?

I will stick to my beer and bud thank you very much. Both of which have made me eat some questionable shit. But have never made me knaw another humans face off.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Memorial Day II

To clear up any confusion about Memorial Day...

































Thanks to Z-Man for the image.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Memorial Day

Let's all remember what this weekend is really about. Honoring the heroes that have fallen for the sake of freedom and liberty, not only for Americans, but for people they have never laid eyes on before and were not their countrymen.



Saturday, May 26, 2012

Winners

We had another double header tonight. We won one 12-3 (our first of the year) and lost one 15-13 (that we should have won) we left three on base. The Girl pitched both games again and did an outstanding job. So some Friday jams are in order!

Friday, May 25, 2012

The Vetting Continues

Can we call him a fucking socialist now?


Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The Original Teabagger

Obama has lived a life so full of lies that even he can't keep them straight. He bashed the Tea Party and called us a bunch of teabaggers. How does it feel to insult yourself you fucking two faced commie asshole?

































Stole the picture from Brietbart

Monday, May 21, 2012

Liberal Logic

This pretty much says it all...

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Softball

We had a double header tonight (had a couple of rain outs to make up) and the girls played wonderful. The Girl's pitching is really coming around. She pitched the whole of both games and kicked ass. We started her in pitching lessons with an ex US Olympian and she has improved dramatically with just 3 lessons under her belt. I can 't wait to see the day she can fucking whiz the ball and scare the shit out of some batters.
Unfortunately we lost both of the games. At least they were not the blood lettings that we have had the last couple of times. 36-3 kinda kicks you in the ass. This time we held both teams to within 5 points runs!





































Now it's time for a beer.


SOLD OUT!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, I wish I would've thought of this.  I could be pulling in some ca$h right now.  Oh well, looks like I'll just have to spend some instead.  What a fucking great idea!



I love how all these people are "offended" by it.  Fuck you people!!  You had no problem with the gold-tooth'd nigger modeling the "Pussy Ass Cracker" shirts even though Zimmerman isn't a white boy. I guess someone was a little too quick to blame crackah again. This here is funny and doesn't even mention race.  If you motherfuckers aren't going to bother getting your facts straight, at least get a sense of humor, you racist little hypocrites!

Rock The T-Shirt Vote, 2012

So I was fuckin' around and trying to improve my photoshop skills tonight, and I started thinking one or some of these would make great shirt designs. I'm not sure about some of the motivational text, but I'm hammered right now so you tell me. Which one do you think would make the best design for a t-shirt? 
















Or if you have something that you think might be better than what I came up with for "motivation", don't be a stinge, share it!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

NO On CROCKosition 29!!

If anyone reading this is from Commiefornia, you already know what Proposition 29 is. For those of you folks fortunate enough to live in a state that isn't run by straight up deceptive, communist, hypocritical fucktards, Prop. Crock 29 is proposed legislation that if passed, will again jack up the price of cigarettes and other tobacco products, and rape the tobacco users in this broke bankrupt State of Commiefornia at $1.00 per pack of smokes. That's $10.00 per carton. Those that dip and chew, as well as those who smoke cigars and pipes will equally be raped by this bullshit legislation, if passed, and it's all just another one of ACS's deceptive scam operations to make shit tons of money behind the mask of philanthropic good intentions and bullshit like it. What a crock!

My best friend's mom died from breast cancer almost a decade ago and it rocked my world. This woman practically helped raise me when I was a little kid, so I started to donate to the American Cancer Society and started walking in the "Walk For A Cure" walk-a-thons and other bullshit money-raising scams like that put on by the American Cancer Society. Then, I actually started researching the fraud known as the ACS. A simple Google search will yield all kinds of results on their scam operation. I know, there are two sides to every story, but the overwhelming information about the ACS turned my stomach and still does to the day. I get pissed off whenever someone asks me to donate to the ACS, so when I got this letter in my inbox from their California Division's CEO bragging about how he planned to rape me with Proposition Crockosition 29, I was a little more than pissed off.  Here's their exact letter to me from David Veneziano, CEO, California Division.


















How can they get away with this? Well it's simple really. The American Cancer Society and many other groups have been demonizing the eeeeeevil "tobacco industry" for decades. It generates billions of dollars for their bullshit organizations annually and they know it. They always claim the money is used to "save lives" and "prevent kids from smoking" and other unsubstantiated claims like that, but how is raising the price of a pack of smokes going to save any lives? How will it prevent kids from smoking? Education? More limp government bureaucracies with flaccid educational programs? Spare me! When I started smoking I knew the risk. We were taught the dangers of smoking in junior high school. Big fucking deal! Kids don't give a fuck about what you're telling them. They're kids, and they're going to do what they're going to do. Look at all the kids today who are taught that drug and alcohol abuse is the wrong road to take, and they're doing shots and slamming heroin before they even hit puberty! Yeah education is real effective isn't it?

Something else that pisses me off is the obvious fact that smoking and chewing tobacco aren't the only things out there that causes can cause cancer. How about pesticides? Paint fumes? MSG? Ever hear of saccharin and other artificial sweeteners? They also cause can cause cancer and it's in everything! Why is the ACS always targeting cigarettes and tobacco products, but never diet sodas or other products that cause can cause cancer? Why is that? I'll tell you why, because if the American Cancer Society raised the price on diet sodas, pesticides, spray paint, Chinese food, or any other product out there that causes can cause cancer by a dollar per package, their bullshit fraud of an organization would be defunded and shut down in a heartbeat. Why? Because the average diet soda drinker or Chinese food eater wouldn't put up with the insanity of it.  But because they've managed to demonize the eeeeeevil "tobacco industry" like they've done successfully for the last 30+ years, they get away with blowing smoke up the asses of the everyday sheeple that walk amongst us.

So I fired back a reply to the return email address and I also sent the same thing to the ACS main email, and I checked the box that said that I wanted a reply from them, so this should be interesting. For some strange reason, I really doubt they will even reply to me. Maybe it was the dozen times I called them a fraud or a scam, or maybe it was because everything I said in my letter was the truth and they can't handle it. We'll see. I really don't give a rat's ass either way because I can guarantee the fucking CEO guy it was addressed to will never even see my letter, much less respond to it and if I wanted to listen to nothing but lies and bullshit, I would turn on the news or listen to a speech by Cooncracker.  No thanks, and NO ON CROCK. 29!!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Finally, the media gets one right

We've known from the very beginning that Cooncracker is a cock sucking communist pig. The media just now figured this out? Just because he has a wookie wife and two spoiled brat little bitches doesn't mean he's straight. This weird little prick has been taking it up the ass since he was a youngster. Hey, this mother fucker can blow all day all night I could care less. I have no problem with these people when they aren't pushing their agenda onto the rest of us. But Cooncracker has turned against the will of the American people with the same-sex marriage bullshit. It's obvious this country doesn't want it but he continues ramming it down our throats (gross pun sorry) for political gain and just in time for that limousine liberal fuckfest at Clooney's house to boot! It's all rather humorous actually. Think about it. We've gone from Bill Clinton, America's first black president, to Barack Obama, America's first gay president.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Friday Jams



I Only Play One In The Movies

The cooncracker had a fundraiser last night at the home of George Clooney. $40,000 a plate. There are a hell of a lot of people that I would like to meet, not one of them would I pay $40,000. Obviously there are a few celebritards that will. I figured that most of them would be known celebrity idiots. Barbara Streisand, nuff said. Robert Downey Jr. and Tobey Meguire? They have played characters that represent everything American. Then they give their money to a communist? Useful idiots is all I can think of.


The Long Beach Press-Telegram reports that the 150-person guest list includes the likes of Barbra Streisand, Robert Downey Jr., and Tobey Maguire.

The Vetting Continues



Spread it around!

Thursday, May 10, 2012

That Was Fast

So, cooncracker came out for gay marriage, what, 24 hours ago? And they are already rolling out the propaganda.

Nah, this wasn't planned. As an ad designer. I can tell you that between in house proofing and customer proofing and approval, something like this would have taken at least a week to produce. They had this waiting in the wings, I guarantee.

By the way, I agree.

I could give a fuck what you do in your own house. As long as it neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.


Evolution

So, now the cooncracker is for gay marriage.





























Does it really surprise anyone.

March Of The LA Occutards

Thanks once again to my brother for sending me another gem.

Everyone knew that "May Day" in  Liberal Loonyville Los Angeles was going to be a marching spectacle of complete brain-dead Occutards and young aspiring assholes who are well on their way to the top, but I don't think many expected it to be this insanely entertaining and hilarious. Check out the pictures and commentary from these guys if you need a good laugh today. 


















Holy. Shit. I do not envy you poor bastards out there with kids to raise.  You have my sympathy and condolences from the heart.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Must Read


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Chalk Up One More

Rick Bookburner... Backstabber Bookstaber sits on the Cooncracker's Financial Stability Oversight Council (whatever the fuck that is) and he likes Karl Marx. Another Marxist in the White House, anyone surprised?

How Was Your Tax Return This Year?

Oh well, at least lettuce and tomatoes are cheap...

Nothing To Worry About

The Nazi Party is rising in Greece, France just elected a socialist and The Muslim Brotherhood has pretty much taken over Egypt. But don't worry everything is fine. Or going as planned if you're a revolutionary.

Friday, May 4, 2012

What Does Your Sign Mean?

This shit is so completely out of control!  How many of these motherfuckers are here illegally and will be casting an ILLEGAL vote this November?  All of them? Unfuckingbelievable!

Thanks to my brother for sending this to me.

Notice Anything?

This is a screen shot from The Commie Cooncrackers "The Life Of Julia" slideshow propaganda. Notice anything wrong? First person to guess it wins high praise!


Friday Jams: This One Is For You Government

ZERO's New Campaign Poster























Swiped it from this guy.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Sé Habla Ingles


Julia

Everybody is making fun of Obama for his "composite girlfriend" today. Personally I could give a fuck. He is a fucking rat bastard communist. That is all I need to know about the man.

He came out with a new ad campaign slideshow about" Julia", the woman that depends on the government for everything in her life. I am not going to link to it. Yall know how to use the google machine. But I thought Pat had a pretty good way for the republicans to destroy this propaganda.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Great Ad

This ad from Veterans for a Strong America is making it's way around cyberspace and with good reason. The ZERO has sunk to a new low, even for a low-life piece of shit DemocRAT! The left has no fucking shame! No honor! No fucking couth! No respect!



Saw the ad here.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The Media Silence Is Deafening

As the number of attacks on whitey continues to increase in regularity and ferocity after the black kid punk-ass future thug in Florida got shot and killed by a non-black, you would think the media would be reporting on it wouldn't you?  I mean their job is to report the news right?  Isn't huge groups of niggers beating the shit out of one honky news anymore? Wouldn't that be a "hate crime?" Yeah I know those are rhetorical questions but wouldn't you think someone big in the media out there would grow a pair, go against the grain*, and actually call a spade a spade for once in their life?  I mean fuck, are they all in on this concerted effort to not report relevant shit going down on the streets of America*?

If I had the money, I would finance a real news organization with one and only one goal; countering every deceitful left-wing bullshit media organization out there. When they lie, we would report the truth and how they lied about it. When they only show one side of something, we would show the other side. When they refuse to report on something relevant and important, we would report the shit out of it for days weeks!  And I would have a segment of every broadcast dedicated to nothing but calling out Sharpton, Jackson, Farrakahn, and every other race hustling nigger out there for what they are.  Have paid investigators that dig up every last piece of dirt on those racist niggers and then report the shit out of it!  I guarantee it would be a money making organization with millions of viewers relieved that for once, there was a watchdog always on duty to counter the insane left-wing bullshit that passes for "news" these days.





*The two Youtube links were added to this post only because I noticed when I was proofreading it that two phrases I used were song titles of Bad Religion songs.  It's been a while since I've listened to any BR, so the fact that I used those two phrases that close together was kinda weird to me.  If they weren't within a sentence of each other I might not have even noticed, but as it is I did.  Paul probably would've appreciated it as much as I did if he wasn't on GGDF leave, or in hiding, or wherever the fuck he is.  Oh well....