Sunday, September 30, 2012

Free F.O.D.

Because every day really is Fuck Obama Day, and since the free-loading dirtbag  in this video is voting for the Communist in Chief because she thinks he gave her a "free" phone, let's just call this Free Fuck Obama Day today. 






























Happy F.O.D., and don't forget to tell your annoying liberal friends "Fuck Obama" today. After all it's free!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

And We Have A Winner!

I was bouncing around the blogosphere today and saw over at Greasywrench's page that Piss "Tingles" Mathews has been given this award by the Media Research Center. The other two nominees (I can't believe there were only two others) were the self-righteous dingbat Diane Sawyer and that annoying fucking wanker Piers Morgan. It was a close race, but ol' Chrissy snatched the gold out from under those other two news whores. The Media Research Center couldn't have used a more perfect clip to show what put Chrissy in the #1 spot:


The above clip may be only 29 seconds in length, but I could pick apart Chrissy's comments and his bullshit lies ("He's never broken any laws") all fucking day long if I wasn't getting ready to go belly up to the bar for a few hours. But what is this "perfect American" bullshit he's blathering about? Perfect American? Really Chrissy? Cooncracker is, as you see it, a perfect American? What color is the sun in your world Tingles?

"Perfect American" has to be the most creative, over-exaggerated, and downright comical thing I have ever heard come out of a news anchor's puppet's mouth when describing President ZerO. Was Chrissy on LSD when he went to work that night? Maybe Prozac and Valium? WTF!! The communist in chief is a lot of things, but he is definitely not a "perfect" American. Maybe the perfect anti-American, but he's not the perfect American by any stretch of the imagination. WTF! He's not even an American!!

I could go on and on, but I'll spare y'all my run-on sentences filled with vitriol this time. I hear a frosty mug o' suds served by a hot 20-something year old Tilted Kilt girl calling my name and I don't want to be late for that. This one right here could give me a Tilted Kiltgasm in no time.






















Winner! Sorry Hooters, but you are old news...a thing of the past. The Tilted Kilt is where it's at...

Friday, September 28, 2012

Doubling Down On Failure, 2012


























Right from the start I had The Most Interesting Man In The World pegged for a liberal. Those annoying and repetitive radio commercials would air at least twice during every commercial break and sometimes they would be back-to-back. That shit always pissed me off! Some of them were funny, but most were just plain stupid and liberal-like. I had TMIMITW pegged for a pussy too! He doesn't always drink beer? Why? Because he's usually drinking an Anal Blast energy drink or some fuckin' dick flavored drink. He says when he does drink beer he drinks that Mexican't piss-water they try and pass for beer called Dos XX. Blah! 

I think I would rather drink a warm Hamms before I would even consider drinking some of that Dos XX swill.  At least Hamms comes From The Land of Sky Blue Waters, not from the land of "don't drink the water..."

Have a good weekend, my friends...

Fuck Obama!

Friday Jams

Story of my life.


For CD.



And here is one to make up for it!






"Free" Cell Phones...

Cleveland, OH  9/26/12

This YouTube clip is only 45 seconds long, but within the first few ebonics-riddled grunts sentences out of her mouth I had to shut it down.  I can't take this shit!  These fucking people rats, and millions of rats just like them have been eating "free" gummit cheese their entire lives. They've never earned a fucking dime themselves. Never. You know the ones.... Section-8 Housing, WIC, EBT, and other "public assistance" "taxpayer theft" that is given to them and it still isn't enough. They're always going to want more.

Behold the genius of "public assistance" and the end product. These people fucking vote:



I have a fucking question:  Why are these people bloodsuckers given a ballot in the first place? They haven't earned that privilege! Why do they have any input on anything relating to how this country is run? They contribute absolutely nothing to the betterment of society. They do just the opposite. They are a burden to anyone and everyone who puts in, so why should they have a vote? The scurge of society will be voting in numbers in the most critical election of my lifetime and that fucking bothers me. That fucking bothers me a lot! Especially when their vote is bought with a gotdamn "free" cellphone.

The sooner this election debacle in November is over the better. Either the communist in the White House is going to win the election fraudulently, in which case this country is completely fucked. Or, he's going to lose decidedly and after all the drawn out and rehashed  fuckin' re-counts that go on, the leeches like the one in this video and millions of others just like her are going to shout "racism" from the rooftops.  Once "blame whitey" has been established in the "black communities" it will be like the Katrina aftermath but on a grand scale all across this country. Blood in the gutters, bodies in the streets.

You scumbags better hope the "free" cellphones aren't only "free" but bullet proof as well. I'm not going to have any problems establishing the enemy or acquiring my target when you motherfuckers decide you want to come into my neighborhood and pull another Rodney King tantrum or a Katrina aftermath on us. That's a fuckin' guarantee!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Two Reasons To Watch The Food Network


Don't Bring A Knife To A Gunfight...

I just got this email from a buddy of mine who swears up and down that the story is real. He told me that he knows a few guys in law enforcement and one of them happens to be in the Calexico PD, although this "source" was not involved in any way with this particular officer-involved shooting.

I'm a skeptic by nature, so I'm always looking for inconsistencies in a story or article that I read or hear.  I only found one minor problem with this story, which really isn't so much a problem but more of a question(s).   I'll save that question until after the story.

Here is the email exactly as I received it in a .pdf document:

Graphic Pictures - Calexico, CA Police Department (Shooting) Caution: ….These headshots are very graphic!!!
On August 30, 2012, at approximately 0300 hours, Calexico Police Officers were dispatched to 2nd Street in Calexico, California, in reference to a subject out of control. The subject had had numerous encounters with local law enforcement and was a known member of the Mexican Mafia. Two Calexico Police officers arrived on scene and discovered him in front of his drive way with two (2) kitchen knives waving them around. Officers called for assistance and they deployed their AR-15 (Long gun) ordering him to drop the knives, subject launched at the officers and the officers opened fire. Moral of the story…Head shots are bad for your health…don’t bring a knife to a gun fight….
I have a small question.......Did those AR-15's have bullet buttons installed on them as required by the State of Commiefornia? Just wondering. Oh that's right, it's only required by law for us law-abiding citizens to have them installed on our rifles. Not law enforcement. Politicians (especially the communist liberals here in Commiefornia) don't like us serfs having an equal opportunity of survival in a gun fight. It's that "All for me, none for thee!"government motto rearing it's ugly face again. It's yet another example of tyranny, but that's another topic for another day.

Here's what I question about this story and what I put in my reply to my buddy:
Why would the Calexico PD deploy AR-15's if the guy was close enough to launch at the officers with anything? Is that SOP for the Calexico PD to ready themselves with rifles in that situation? I would think that the two officers' service pistols would be sufficient in a setting that puts them close enough to be injured or killed by the asshole armed only with knives. Personally, at that range I would rather pump a few rounds of .00 Buck into him from my 590 A1, but that's just me.

If I get an answer back from my buddy on those questions I will post it here. I'm not trying to be critical of Calexico PD's use of AR-15's to get the job done (well, maybe a little), it's just that their choice of weapon in this case has me baffled, given the scenario.

Okay! Enough of my drunken babble.You wanna see the dead puto?

Let me say this; If a fucking paper cut or bloody nose or knocked out teeth makes you queasy, you probably don't want to see this. It's real, and it's graphic. Like it should be!!  Also this is probably NSFW, unless you have a cool boss. Click "Read more" below to see this dead motherfucker and his opened mind. You've been warned.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Football Funnies




















I might have to start watching pro football again if hilarity like this continues!

Just a Reminder

My brother in law sent me this.
November 6th is End-Dependance Day.... Fire Obama

Monday, September 24, 2012

FOD

Thanks to SandraV in the comments!


That is one deer that is safe here in Texas! 

Just one question though. Why didn't she video the deer destroying the sign? Just a couple shitty still photos?
I almost want to call bullshit, They just wanted attention, fucked their own sign up and blamed it on the deer. At least that is what I would expect from an Obamabot. Fuck You People and Fuck Obama!!!

Setup

A must watch. If you don't subscribe, at least sign up for the two week free trial and watch this documentary!'
We are being set up, our government is infested with the Muslim Brotherhood and Obama loves it!

Friday, September 21, 2012

Friday Jams

Kinda fits the times. Unfortunately

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Writing Is On The...Hand?

 I have my beef with Govenor Perry. But mocking the idiots is one thing I can stand in complete agreement with him on. So, my contribution to this.



























UPDATE:  In keeping with the theme of this blog, here's mine... [CD]















Attention Dune Coons

Pat Condell nails it again. I fuckin' love this guy! Listen up dune coons; you assholes and your pedophile 'prophet' need to hear this and understand it because we're sick and tired of hearing you whiny little cocksuckers! Go whine to someone who gives a flying fuck, 'cause it ain't the West!

Saw the video here.

..."free speech will prevail, and you'll suck it up and like it!"

Fuckin A!!!!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I Can Barely Hit 60mph


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Don't Fuck With Old Glory

From the New York Post...
In an apparent case of red, white and blue revenge, a Pakistani protester died yesterday after inhaling smoke from a burning American flag during an anti-US rally.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Gotta love some red, white and blue retribution instantaneously! Whoever first said revenge is best served cold obviously pissed away his chances for instant gratification. This story made my fucking day!

Just A Thought/Suggestion...

...on the release of the blind sheik. I say let him go. After, for humanitarian reasons (of course) we inoculate him for all the major diseases so he won't get sick, but, unbeknownst to him one will contain a tracking chip. Then, when he gets to his hidey hole in Egypt we wait a few hours until he moves to another safe house and...BOOM! Blow the shit out of the last place he visited...and so on, and so on. He could be a walking strategic bombing map for us! Then, when the Muslim fucks finally figure it out, they would think he has turned and is a mole for the US and would behead him for us. 

Problem solved. 

Damn, I should work for the CIA.

Monday, September 17, 2012

This is CharlieDelta on Mondays


FOD: Stronger Than Hate

For a while now I have been on a quest to find a word more descriptive and much stronger than "hate" to clearly express exactly what I feel whenever I see the Kenyan in Chief or his bitchy, cunty, and FUGLY wife Mooshell.  There is a rage that builds inside of me just from hearing the lying words come of both of their lying communist mouths.  I've always used the word "hate" in the past but that word gets tossed around more than Bawney Fwank at a bath house. Hate doesn't even register on my richter scale anymore because I use it for everything that pisses me off in one way or another. I'll give you a couple examples...

For instance:

I hate traffic jams. I hate rap music (using the term 'music' very loosely). I hate warm beer. I really hate warm beer. I hate materialistic chicks. I hate dirty bong water. I hate white guilt. I hate tools that are cheap and shitty. I hate spiders. I hate the smell of incense. I hate tomatoes. I hate seeing rust on a rifle. I hate being cold. I hate butt zits. I hate McDonalds french freedom fries. While I'm at it, I hate the french too. I hate puking up jalapeno peppers. I hate FIOCHI ammo. I hate dancing. I hate the new Toyota Tacoma. I hate flying. I hate the BLM. I hate local news. I hate soccer. I hate wearing a rubber. I hate public speaking. I hate hybrid vehicles. I hate double standards. I hate mariachi music. I hate infidelity. I hate DUI checkpoints. I hate niggers (of all races). I hate coconut anything. I hate wet farts. I hate dry heaves. I hate apathy and pacifism. I hate losing my hair. I hate going to the dentist. I hate flat-bill caps and most of the people that wear them. I hate "reality" programs. I hate 12-step programs. I hate thieves. I hate politically correct bullshit. I hate animal cruelty. I hate socks w/sandals. I hate censorship. I hate the NBA. I fucking hate Kommiefornia! I hate cheap tequila. I hate graffiti. I hate pennies. I hate ingrown toenails. I hate the word 'schwab'. I hate the smell of Mexican gasoline. I hate Mexico. I hate speed limits. I hate shitty work ethic, or the lack of it. I hate Subway sandwiches. I hate May 5th. I hate the term "reverse racism."  (It doesn't even make sense; the reverse of racism would mean no racism.) I hate whiners. I hate cry babies. I hate liars. I hate hypocrites. I hate entitlements. I hate the pussification of this country's future generations. I hate the words "tactical" and "zombie" being over-used by just about everyone on the planet to market their over-priced shitty products made in china or Bangladesh, and I hate seeing it at every gun show and gun shop I go to.

You know what I'm talking about. Stupid shit like the ridiculously named tactical shorts and pants and tactical socks, to the beyond ridiculous tactical pen, tactical cleaning kit, tactical iPhone case, tactical scarf and tactical cap. Then we have all the stupid zombie bullshit like Hornady's over-priced and stupid ass ZombieMax ammo, the stupid fucking $24,000 "zombie extermination" kit, and the stupidest fucking waste of valuable gun-show-booth space I have ever heard of. I can't believe G&A's editors actually had the balls to title their slideshow, "Awesome Zombie Gear from Shot Show 2012." How embarrassing. I wouldn't want my name anywhere near that shit! First of all it's not awesome. Unless by awesome you mean it's fucking ridiculous and mind-numbingly stupid! It's also completely over-priced crap with a fucking stupid ass picture of a zombie on it and sold at an insanely inflated markup. Anyone that dumps a bunch of money on this garbage should go to the doctor and make sure they aren't already dead, because they're obviously brain dead!

But I digress...

What I really hate is not having success in finding a more powerful and accurate word than hate to describe what I feel towards The Kenyan in Chief and his FUGLY bitch slob of a wife, the communist cocksuckers in his administration, and basically all liberals and democrats in general. The bottom line at the end of the day is that these liberal fucking scumbags are the mortal enemies of The United States, our Constitution, our liberty, and our freedom. There is no question about it. Mortal. Enemies.

So for the time being, "despise" might be a descent alternative to using "hate", but it doesn't even come close to anywhere near to having the effect I want it to have. I guess it will have to do since it's 2:00 a.m. on the left coast, I've lost count of today's empties a few beer-hours ago, and I'm tired as fuck! I'll have to continue in my search for a better word some other day. In the meantime, I guess I'll just have to let Sepultura express it for me. It's also a good remedy if you had to listen to MC Cooncracker in the post below. It cleared me right up!


Sunday, September 16, 2012

FOD: Hammer Style

As much as I despise rap music...this is pretty good!

Remind You Of Anyone?


Friday, September 14, 2012

Friday Funnies

King Cooncracker's Loyalty - A Refresher Course...

As if anyone needed a refresher course on the Kenyan in Chief and his loyalty to the death cult known as islam. I know this is nothing new, but thought I'd provide a refresher course for anyone who might have forgotten where King Cooncracker's loyalty resides. There will be a short quiz at the end of the video presentation, so pay attention! 

1.) How many times does King Cooncracker reference the koran?  ___________.
2.) How many times does King Cooncracker say islam is a peaceful "religion"?  ____________.
3.) According to King Cooncracker, islam has contributed _____________ to the world.
4.) In reality, islam has contributed _____________ to the world.
5.) Fill in the blank:  ________ islam!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Lets Flood The Place!

Some Obamahole stole all the DVD's from the Texas Childrens Hospital in Houston. If you have kids DVD's you no longer watch. Mail them here. Let's flood the place. Oh and Paul, no porn!

Layla Grace Foundation
12320 Barker Cypress Rd
Suite 600 #264
Cypress, Tx 77429

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Working Together

Occupy Wall Street? Nope. This was taken outside the embassy in Cairo yesterday.























The Muslim Brotherhood has it's fingers in Occupy. I Guaranfuckingty it!

 Oh, and on another note. We should turn both those embassy locations to fucking glass dust. Evacuate and Evaporate.


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Never Forget!


Monday, September 10, 2012

Photo Bomb

The dickshit bear hugging the Cooncracker is now imploring people not to boycott him. Maybe you should have considered that before you bear hugged a fucking communist. It kinda turns off free market minded people like us.


 But that is not what caught my eye. He must have caught a glimpse of the dudes boner.


Sunday, September 9, 2012

Assman strikes again


Saturday, September 8, 2012

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Technically it's Saturday but I don't really give a fuck!

I've been jacking off to Salma Hayek all week because AMC has been showing Desperado since Sunday. Yeah she was great in that movie. But this scene...pure perfection!



"Now that's what I call a fucking show!!"

Here is the studio version of "After Dark" by Tito & Tarantula and I highly recommend the entire album if you're into chicano stoner rock. It's one of those albums you just hit play and let it ride.


Friday, September 7, 2012

The Case Against Cooncracker

Friday Jams

Some REK for your Friday Night



Don't forget. Christmas is just around the corner!

Fat Bob

I'm outta here until Sunday sometime.  I rented a Harley for a big ride on Saturday that I'm doing with some friends that have Harleys. I've had my motorcycle license since I was 19 and have been riding most of my life but this will be the first time on a Harley for me. I'm pretty stoked about it.

I've owned all kinds of different bikes, most of them dual sports like the XL600 and the XR650L, so I wasn't sure what style Harley I would feel comfortable on and adapt quickly to.  After I told the dude at the dealer my experience and preferences, he suggested that I get on the Dyna Fat Bob. I sat on the bike in the showroom and it felt pretty good, so that's what I went with.

Here's Bob:




























Oh man this is gonna be fun! See ya on Sunday, unless I decide to keep the bike for a little longer and make a run out to Vegas or something like that. I'm bringing my camera, so there will be pics whenever I get back.

To Serve And.....Pistol Whip, Then Lie On Police Reports

And these assholes wonder why they're losing more respect and trust from the public on a daily basis...
BRENTWOOD, MD. - Fox 5 has obtained surveillance video of a February 3rd incident involving a Prince George’s County police officer that seems to dispute his story about why his gun discharged.
Really? A cop lying? Lying in court? Lying in his report? Impossible!
A Cottage City 19-year-old spent nearly 4 months in jail after Corporal Donald Taylor claimed Ryan Dorm assaulted him and the gun went off as Taylor struggled with him.
4 months might not seem like a long time to some people, but I've done one night in jail and that fucking sucked. 4 months? Fuck. Not only is that 4 months this kid was in jail on outright bullshit charges, that's 4 months of incarceration that the tax payers in Brentwood, MD had to pay for because of Corporal Dickhead Dirty-Cop's bullshit charges.  
The video shows Dorm being approached from behind, then smacked in the head with a gun. The video shows the flash from the gun as Dorm was being struck.
Dickhead Dirty-Cop isn't only a scumbag with authority, a badge and a gun, he's a fucking pussy for trying to sneak up behind the kid and pistol whip him in the head. 
Taylor has been indicted and faces a trial in November. Bell has filed a $10 million dollar civil lawsuit in the case.
I was actually surprised when I read that Dickhead Dirty-Cop has been indicted. Finally one of these pricks has to answer for his criminal actions. Dickhead Dirty-Cop should be immediately fired for lying on his report about the weapon discharge. There should be zero tolerance for that kind of shit. Then if convicted for fabricating charges on this kid, he should be sentenced to the maximum jail-time possible. I think 1 year for each month he stole from Ryan Dorm's life would be fair. How many other people has he done this to? How many of his arrest reports are fabricated lies? How many other prick cops are getting away with this kind of shit across the country every day?

Here's the video. It should be real entertaining to watch Dickhead Dirty-Cop's lawyer try and spin this damning evidence against his client in the court room. I wish I could watch that.

This story and more (many, many more) just like it can be found here.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Bussin' 'Em Into Charlotte

This time they've got that snazzy SB1 with complimentary drool bags. 

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Face Palm

Yesterday Bret Baier was roundly criticised by Dick Durbin for asking why the DNC removed the word God from their platform. Saying if Fox News was trying to paint Democrats as "Godless" Bret is "carping on a trifle". I guess the dipshit was wrong again.



And, just take a look at that packed arena! Thanks to GreasyWrench for the heads up!

The Truth

Well, today, after so many struggles and triumphs and moments that have tested my husband in ways I never could have imagined, I have seen firsthand that being president doesn't change who you are – it reveals who you are. - Michelle Obama

That ain't no shit!

Captain Ragdoll

I don't know what it is but this video and ones like it make me laugh more than anything. Maybe it's the sheer stupidity involved when some cocky FNG that has no idea the in's and out's of marine physics learns it the hard way? Maybe it's all the times I've been with my pops on Lower Otay Lake and had some dildo like this with the throttle wide open come flying by us when we're bass fishin' and just trying to relax? Maybe because guys like this are some of the most arrogant motherfuckers on every lake at any given time and one of them finally got the attention he's been trying so hard for? Whatever it is, I'm fucking laughin at Captain Ragdoll. He got tossed like a little bitch! The unsuspecting passengers I feel a little sorry for, but not really.

Notice how none of these fucktards are wearing life jackets. Not one of them. When you're skimming across the water going as fast as this guy was, I really don't give a fuck if it looks "cool" or not wearing one; I would be wearing one. All things considered I would say they were lucky in the end. It could've been much worse of an outcome for some of these people.

As for Captain Ragdoll, the dipshit on the lake, thanks for the laugh pal. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Monday, September 3, 2012

FOD: Empty Chair

My contribution to the "Eastwooding" of Cooncracker.


Sunday, September 2, 2012

Coming November 2012


Saturday, September 1, 2012

FAQ Among Cooncracker Voters Everywhere...

















One thing for sure, it doesn't look like Shaniqua's been struggling to find food.

Perfect Description

I don't know where this image came from, but it's been on my desktop far too fucking long and it comes off today.  This is one of those times I wish I knew someone who made special order or custom shirts for a living, cause I would be ordering a few of these.