Wednesday, January 30, 2013

It's Official! The AR-15 Is A Personal Defense Weapon

Busted! The fucking hypocrites and tyrants in DC have been busted again. How will they try and explain this away?
DHS buys 7000 full-auto assault rifles, calls them 'personal defense weapons'
Wait. What was that? DHS is confirming that the full-auto M4/M-16 rifles they are requesting are 'personal defense weapons' when they keep trying to peddle the bullshit lie that no one needs an AR-15 (a semi-automatic version of what the DHS needs) for their 'personal defense weapons?' How can that be when the catch line continuously being peddled by the tyrants in DC to the media puppets on the boob tube is that "no civilian needs an AR-15 for personal protection." Wouldn't that be a direct contradiction of what President ZerO and his goons keep repeating to the citizenry peasants?
(NaturalNews) In yet another huge blow to the rhetoric and narrative of the Obama administration and its desire to disarm the American public, a DHS bid has been uncovered (see documents below) showing that the Department of Homeland Security recently put out an offer to purchase 7,000 full-auto "assault weapons" to be used domestically, inside the USA.
Inside the USA; not on the border with out of control Mexico, at various unConstitutional checkpoints in various cities in your home state, perhaps? Like in mine?

But wait.......there's more...
The juiciest part of this bid is the use of the phrase "Personal Defense Weapons" to describe the full-auto AR-15s being purchased by DHS. 
Apparently, when YOU hold an AR-15, it's an "assault rifle." But magically, if you hand that same rifle to an armed government homeland security enforcer, it instantly transforms itself into a "personal defense weapon."
The request for bid actually says:
DHS and its components have a requirement for a 5.56x45mm NATO, select-fire firearm suitable for personal defense use in close quarters and / or when maximum concealment is required.
So there it is, right in black and white: DHS enforcers need full-auto AR-15s which are "suitable for personal defense in close quarters" and for "maximum concealment."
But if you or I make the same claim, suddenly we are branded lunatics by the fringe left and all the gun grabbers across America who apparently have no clue that their own government is arming up like never before.
Click here for the PDF document containing the following text:
The action shall be select-fire (capable of semi-automatic and automatic fire).
The action shall be capable of accepting all standard NATO STANAG 20 and 30 round M16 magazines (NSN 1005-00-921-5004) and Magpul 30 round PMAG (NSN 1005-01-576-5159). The magazine shall have a capacity to hold thirty (30) 5.56x45mm NATO rounds.
The fire control selector shall have three positions; safe, semi-automatic, and automatic.
This government document openly admits that AR-15s with 30-round magazines and capable of fully automatic fire are "suitable for personal defense" in close quarters (i.e. your home).
In summary, it looks like we actually need to thank the DHS for admitting the truth that Obama won't: AR-15s are personal defense weapons, suitable for use in close quarters, especially when equipped with 30-round magazines.
That's why I own one, and it's why DHS wants thousands more (but theirs are full-auto, while mine is only semi-auto).
As a general rule, all freedom-loving Americans should want the same firepower their domestic government possesses. That's the whole point behind the Second Amendment, and it represents the distribution of power in a free society.
But instead of firepower being equal in America today, DHS is using our taxpayer dollars to purchase thousands of full-auto weapons for their own agents. This is apparently being done under ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
This brings up the question for another entire article, and here's the question: Why does immigration need 7,000 full-auto assault rifles? Is there a friggin' Mexican invasion planned that nobody told me about? Is ICE going to invade Mexico and start a shooting war with the Mexican drug cartels?
Although they didn't intend to, DHS has openly admitted in their bid that the AR-15 is the personal defense weapon of choice for Homeland Security, so there's no logical explanation why any such rifle or 30 round standard capacity magazine should be on any banned list or deemed illegal for ownership by law-abiding American citizens. Period.

Read the entire article from Natural and then share it with as many as you can.  This is the antithesis that defines the tyrants in DC who want to disarm the civilian populace by any means necessary, and the reason lie they keep repeating over and over and over and over is for "public safety" and "saving the children."


Thanks to my brother for the link...

Cheaper Than Dirt Can Blow Me...

If I was in need of 5.56 NATO right now, which I'm not, I would be more than just a little pissed off at this shit. I understand the law of supply and demand, but this is just outright greed, and Cheaper Than Dirt should be ashamed of themselves for trying to gouge Americans for a 20 round box of shitty Federal 5.56x45 ball ammo like this. There's making a few bucks, and then there's raping people, and it looks like Cheaper Than Dirt wants to stick it to Americans.

Fuck you Cheaper Than Dirt. I've given you turds quite a bit of my money in the past. I was done with you years ago because cheap refers to the quality of your Chinese made merchandise, but now I see cheap also refers to the level of your integrity. Fuck you!

Saturday, January 26, 2013

A Question For The Libtarded...

You fuckin' people disgust me to the core. Your hypocrisy, your stupidity, your ignorance, your bullshit rhetoric, your outright lies and your fabrications to suit your twisted and fucked up lives are enough to make me want to puke. Actually it's enough to make me wish horrible things for you and a future of nothing but misery, but you're obviously miserable people already because you're fucking liberals, so I'll just wish you away. You are everything I hate about people, but worse. I've met some low forms of life in my time, but none as low as liberals. You might not be as low of a life form as the average 3rd world stinkbeard over in the sandbox sawing people's heads off with a dull knife while screaming "mooHAMmed is a homosexual pedophile" or whatever the muzzies always yell, but you're not that far behind. I fucking despise you people and hope one day to witness and/or participate in your due retribution.

Now that I have that out of my system...

Today my buddy Mark sent me a link to this Jan. 8 post on Big Government along with the attached image below. The article is a few weeks old but relevant to this post, and the image I thought was good and at the very least it's true and accurate (unlike Dan Blather's "fake but accurate" idiocy). Mark said that the image is someone else's work that he modified a little but he couldn't remember where he swiped the image from. I searched all over trying to find the original but came up empty so I'm posting Mark's modification because it's done well and it has a good question of its own. Thanks Mark.

Now my question for you granola eating, anti-gun, liberal fucks that may happen to come across this post while looking for a Planned Parenthood to murder one or more of your unborn babies:

How do you hypocritical liberal shitbags look in the mirror without killing yourselves?

On a related note, the next person I hear give their opinion on what firearms I "should" and "should not" be allowed to have when they don't know a fucking thing about firearms is going to get my fist to their throat. STFU cashier chick at Home Depot. STFU douchebag college kid at Harbor Freight. STFU camel jockey ringing up my beer at 7-11. Just STFU!

Friday, January 25, 2013

I'm Sure It Matters To Him

Separated At Birth

And This Bird You Cannot Change...

I always thought it would be cool to try hang gliding some time. Some of these guys say it's the closest you'll ever get to the freedom that a bird has in flight. This guy in particular has some impressive skills, and he makes it look easy, but put to music you can really get a feeling of bird-like freeedom...

Thanks to my brother for the link.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Top 10 Fighter Jet Low Passes...

I love these fly-by's. About 20 years ago I was camping with some friends in the desert near Yuma and we were blowing up 20 lb. propane tanks in the wee hours of the morning before the sun came up. After the last propane lit up the night sky, we were walking back to the campfire laughing about how huge the explosion was and then out of nowhere it sounded like another explosion went off.


It was pitch black out there so we didn't see a thing, but the only logical explanation that I could gather was that we got a low pass from one of the fighter jets flying sorties that night out of the Yuma Proving Grounds. The dude had probably been watching us the entire time from 30,000 feet and decided to let us know it. Needless to say, I came within an inch of soiling myself after that sonic boom...

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Monday, January 21, 2013

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Your Pastor's View On The Gun Grab?

This is good. Real good. I'm not sure if we have many readers who go to church or who practice religion, but even if you don't this is something that will make you look at the gun grab possibly from a different angle. It's a little long, but it's certainly a good read, and it's absolutely a topic that I would like to hear my folks' Pastor address in one way or another. I might even go to church more than twice a year if current and critical issues like this were regularly addressed by the man up there preaching the word, but I digress...

Check out A draft letter for your Pastor, and If you go to church and are so inclined, ask your Pastor (or whoever) up there preaching the word to address this letter explain it to you. I think I know what the Pastor at my folks church is going to say, but who knows, he could say the complete opposite of what I think he would say. I'd like to get something out of him either way, but I can already feel what the right thing to do is... 

Nice Bangs. Who Does Your Hair?

Friday, January 18, 2013

A Letter To The President

My daughter had an idea today. She wanted to write a letter to the president about gun control. Here it is mistakes and all. Uncoached I swear!

Dear Mr. President,

I truly hope that you are smart enough to realize that more people are bashed to death with hammers and killed in bars with glass and fights they get in then they are with guns. Also more people die with cancer and sickness everyday but you can't just ban sickness can you?

Yes, guns do damage to people but they also save lives, just take that mother and her two twins, if it wasn't for that gun she used, all three of them would be dead instead of ane bad guy being in the hospital who should be dead for what he did to that family, those two twins are gonna be having nightmares for life cause of that day, they will fall asleep everynight worried about it happing again.

I just hope that this passage help you think twice about banning are guns cause you can't stop that goes on in this world, you won't be able to ban everything you don't like.

Sincerly, An American Child

P.S. I think what you are doing is stupid and careless.

Gotta love that last line. It is going in the mail today!

Thursday, January 17, 2013

My New Bike...

Saw this on Craigslist today and couldn't pass on the deal. This is definitely better than any bike I've even seen those Orange County Douchebags design.  I didn't see this anywhere on the gun grabbers' unConstitutional "ban list" either so all of you assholes in favor of more "reasonable regulation" tyranny can blow me! 

Actually, the Fed can blow me regardless of what bullshit gun control legislation tyranny they try and force on us, but that's another post for another day. 

In the mean time, I think I'm gonna like this new bike a lot. It's ideal for commuting anywhere and everywhere in southern Mexifornia and it gets great mileage once all the brass has been spent. Fortunately, I won't have to find reasons to spend brass because the reasons are all over the place here. They can usually be found doing 60 mph in the fast lane when the rest of the flow is doing 80.

All you motherfuckers that drive cars better start checking your mirrors before changing lanes in front of me...

Hey CD!

Stolen from hiswiserangel

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

National Gun Appreciation Day...

I appreciate them 365 days a year, but in case you didn't know this is a nationwide event on Saturday...

Tuesday, January 15, 2013


2nd Amendment For Dumbshits...

If you know anyone (and I'm sure you do) who has jumped on the emotional bandwagon for 'more gun control' please refer them to this link:  2nd Amendment for Dummies and Tyrants.  

If they still don't get it, they are a lost cause and you should disown them immediately and cut ties completely.  I have already done this with a lot of people and I'm not finished trimming the list.  Fuck 'em!

Monday, January 14, 2013

FOD: Nothing Better To Do

Obviously they don't have anything better to do. This shit is getting sickening!

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Saturday Jams

From the best Texas Country band on the planet!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Payback's A Bitch

What's good for the goose...

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Buying "Green" To Save Money Doesn't Pay. You Do, Mr. Luu.

If you've been reading my drunken drivel for any significant period of time over the last few years, you probably already know how I feel about the Toyota Prius, the Ford Fusion and every other piece of shit hybrid weenie-mobile out there. Your probably also know how I feel about the pretentious, ignorant, and rude assholes that drive hybrids, so I'll spare you the vulgarity and expletive-filled rant about the hypocrisy of eco-tards and their “going green” bullshit. I can’t describe the amount of hate and disgust I feel whenever I see these granola-munching, self-righteous, left-wing fucktards behind the wheel of a Prius holding up traffic with their holier-than-thou attitudes and sub-par driving skills.

All I can say is that the only time I want to see these fucking people or their shitty cars on the road is after they’ve been rammed into the k-rail by a huge gas-guzzling SUV with 35” tires.  Hell, I would even pay to see something like that.

Needless to say, when I came across this article the other day I couldn't help but laugh.    
It's Less Easy Being 'Green' as Los Angeles Yanks Plug on Free Parking for Electric Cars.
Free parking for electric cars? Why? What liberal asshole came up with that bullshit idea? Why in the hell were these assholes getting free parking in the first place? Because they were suckers and bought the whole bullshit sales pitch about electric cars? They're still using the public roads like everyone else. If anything they should be paying more because airports are bad enough without having to deal with assholes in hybrids.

This is the part that made me laugh though. 
Airport Nixes Mad Scramble for Coveted Spots; Frequent Fliers Now Regret 'Expensive, Underpowered' Rides.
LMAO! Boo-fuckin-hoo! Cry me a river for the retards the blew money on a fucking overpriced and ugly little toy car so they could act and feel like they're somehow superior and more deserving of a free parking spot at the fucking airport for some reason. I love it when liberals get burned, but I love it even more when they burn themselves like this.
On a recent morning, Jack Luu parked his plug-in Toyota Prius in one of the most expensive lots at Los Angeles International Airport before flying off to a film shoot in Canada. The lot, where Mr. Luu leaves his car as many as 10 times a month for business trips, normally charges $30 a day.
But when Mr. Luu returned home three weeks later, he drove out, as usual, without paying a dime.
"That was a huge reason why I bought the car in the first place," says the 35-year-old Santa Monica, Calif., postproduction company executive, whose car qualifies for free parking for up to a month at a time in two of LAX's most convenient—and costly—short-term lots.
Here's a newsflash for ya Mr. Luu; Kalifornia is on the verge of total collapse. It's broke. It's not going to get any better anytime soon. In fact, it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better. Look for more charges for everything. Look for more bullshit speeding tickets (maybe not for you hybrid-driving pussies), more parking tickets, more fines, steeper fines and all around more charges for just about everything you can possibly think of.

You shouldn't have been getting free parking in the first place Jack, so consider all the times that you did a bonus. Sorry you lost your bullshit free parking, but maybe you should realize that the government only did what they always do - bait and switch, lie, cheat and steal. Trusting them is nobody's fault but your own. Remember the sting.

Better yet, sell that piece of shit Prius and buy a real fucking car!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

What A Trip

As you all know my Uncle Ralph died New Years Day. This past weekend was his memorial service in Nacagdoches, Texas a mere 338 miles from my front door to the hotel. Packed up my shit and hit the road Friday about 1:00. I picked my cousin up just north of  Canyon Lake (CenTexTim country. Beautiful part of Texas!) and we headed for Nacagdoches. Now, let me preface the rest for just a minute. My cousin has not drank in over six months, not because he was a raging alcoholic, but he has been working two jobs. Managing a the make ready (get the trade-ins/news sales cleaned up) department at a Toyota dealership during the day and a night stocker at the H-E-B (a local grocery chain) so needless to say he hasn't had much time to drink, much less sleep. So, keep that in mind. Anyway, I don't like interstate driving (just ask CD how much I "love" going into San Antonio) so I took for the most part SH21 with a few FM roads in between.

We hit I-45 around 4:00 and I reached in the back and grabbed a beer from the cooler and offered him one, not knowing what that would simple gesture would lead to. Well, skip a few hours driving and a six pack between us gone and he starts loosening up, life, wife, kids, jobs (he had just quit the H-E-B gig), money, you know how it is. Skip another couple hours and we are pulling into the hotel with a twelve pack gone between us, my share being the original three. Typical shit after that, check in, get situated in the room, check to see if there are any porn channels, drink a beer or two and relax from the drive.

An hour later (around 9:00) my dad and sister came by and said they were headed out to my uncle's ranch to hang with the family for a while and asked if we wanted to tag along. Sure, why not? Right? So we head out to his place The Schwausch Family Tree Farm  for some family fellowship and drinks (fuck) at this point Tony's drunkeness is in full blown goofy drunk guy mode. We hang there until about 11 at which point we head back to the hotel and say good night to my sister and dad. Heading back to our room we run into my other cousin, his sister, her husband and kids. They haven't seen each other in about a year or so, so, you know what that means. More beer…and vodka, YAY Vodka just what my now overy drunken cousin needs! At this point I am getting a little concerned Tony is not known as a person who can hold his liqour very well and him not drinking for so long is starting to show. Well, skip to two in the fucking morning and they are babysitting a puking, extremely drunk brother while I am trying to catch some z's. It was not a pleasant scene. There was vomit and urine involved that is all I am going to say.

So, we get up in the morning, me with a foggy head and him with a full blown hangover. We shower eat the shitty free "hot" breakfast and head for the funeral home.

It was a nice service, a bit unconventional, but very touching. It was the first time I have ever heard the words "goddamn chainsaw!" and "this whole mess is a bunch of bullshit" used at a memorial service, but if you knew my uncle, it was fitting.

After the service we rolled out for Kerrville 6.5 hours later I arrived home. I was whooped, drank a beer Shiner Bock and hit the sack then went to bed.

What a trip!

Monday, January 7, 2013


Stolen from MissK.

Sunday, January 6, 2013


I'm not usually a fan of music videos unless it's video of a live performance, but these guys actually make music videos that are fun and entertaining to watch. I love watching the destruction of random shit and I love stoner metal. This has both, and it's all I got right now. I'm tired of posting shit that does nothing but get my blood pressure up anyways, so tonight it's Red Fang's video for the song Wires.

When I was 18 and driving around in my lifted Ford Ranger, I used to love ramming shopping carts and knocking over the orange delineators in road construction zones late at night with my front bumper. I can't imagine how fun it must have been for these guys...

Friday, January 4, 2013

Best Product Description Of All Time...

I couldn't get the entire product description in the screen shot but here's a little teaser just to give you an idea about the good, honest and truthful Product Description that awaits you at the link below. It may be a long read for some of you, but trust me it's worth your time. 

First the product:

Now for part of the Product Description:
AMEN! Makes me want to just send these guys a few cases of their favorite brew after reading that. Now, go grab yourself a frosty adult beverage of your choice, sit down, relax, and read the entire product description here. You won't regret it. Then, give these guys some business, and/or tell your friends who are in the market for firearms related gear to give these guys first shot. If there were more companies like this around, maybe this country wouldn't be so infested with left-wing, communist pussies and traitors like it is right now.  

Thanks to my brother for emailing me the link to this greatness that he saw over at Gateway Pundit

Oh and before anyone brings it up, I'm not going to make a big stink out of Urban-ERT's use of the word tactical. The reason(s) should be obvious...


Thursday, January 3, 2013

You Knew O.J.

Did you know he was going to kill?

Typical liberal. When faced with a fact they turn into little 12 year olds, all he was missing is the LALALALALALALALALA I'm not listening!

Facebook Purging Pro Gun Accounts By The Numbers

Like your 2nd Amendment? How about your 1st? Still on Facebook these days? Know someone who is? Well check THIS out...

I deleted my facebook account months ago because it's fucking lame, so it looks like I saved that little fuckface Zuckerberg and his communist dickbags at facebook the trouble of censoring and/or purging me. Fuck facebook and fuck that fuckface Zuckerberg too!

Thanks to jeffli6 at A Nod To The Gods for making me aware of this with his post.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

The Media Silence Is Deafening...

Media Quiet About San Antonio Theater Shooting
On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the CT shooting, a man went to a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his X-girlfriend. After he shot her, most of the people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It’s like the Aurora, CO theater story plus a restaurant!
Wait...what's that? Two days? Two fucking days after the Sandy Hook shooting and the usual suspects in the liberal media somehow missed this story? There must be some kind of mistake. Surely the media would report on another random shooting that took place just two days after the one in CT wouldn't they? There must be a logical explanation why this has been nothing more than a back page story in some liberal rag if at all. There has to be something to explain why this has been nothing more than a mention, if any, by the usual douchebag communist sock puppets on the major news communist propaganda distribution networks.
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. SHE pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone. So since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
There you have it. They aren't reporting on it because in this case, a good guy (girl) with a gun stopped the bad guy with a gun. It's a great illustration and proof of what Wayne La Pierre said in his press conference after the Sandy Hook shooting. In fact, it is about as good of proof as anyone can get, and this pisses the left off.  How are they supposed to exploit a tragedy to its fullest when there's example after example out there that debunks damn near every fucking claim and assumption they make? The rabid gun grabbers and statistical liars on the left don't like that at all. It doesn't fit with the communist agenda they so desperately are trying to force upon the American people. Liberals don't care about the fucking truth or the facts when it comes to firearms, or anything else for that matter. Why would they let it get in their way now?

The left is really good at playing to the emotions and knee-jerk reactions after something like what happened in CT or the theater in Aurora, CO. That's the only way they can pass such anti-American and unConstitutional "control" legislation like what that hypocritical cunt Dianne Frankenstein will be introducing to Congress this week. Make no mistake about it, the only thing this legislation is about is giving the Fed more control over us serfs and peasants. Her proposed ban has absolutely nothing to do with "protecting the children" or "keeping children safe" or any other bullshit emotional-laced phrase they will try and spoon feed to the American sheeple. Anyone who believes that is a fucking fool.

Guns save lives every fucking day all over The United States, but the left isn't interested in that. They won't stop until they have disarmed every last law abiding American citizen or until they are taking a dirt nap as a result of attempting to disarm law abiding American citizens. Honestly, I'd prefer the latter for every last one of these gun-grabbing politicians communists who have, at the very minimum dishonored their oaths to the Constitution, if not committed outright treason. 

I don't think these elitist assholes realize just how big the hornet's nest is that they're fucking with right now, but I guess we'll have to wait and see. Will 2013 be the year the Liberty Tree finally gets watered again after decades of neglect? I would say it's way overdue...


Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Shitty Start

The new year started off with a kick in the ass. We lost my Uncle Ralph this morning. Apparently he climbed up on a two foot step ladder and fell Saturday. Some time between that incident and Monday he was not feeling well and went to the doctor who ordered emergency surgery. He had busted up his guts and two vertebrae, they had to remove a section of his intestine (lower or upper I do not know) the surgery went well and the sawbone said he expected a full recovery. Unfortunately some time during the night he went into septic shock from the bacteria that had built up in his blood and died.

That makes two of my grandfathers kids he has had to bury. My mom and his only son.

Godspeed Uncle Ralph, I'll buy the beers when we meet next!