Friday, January 4, 2013

Best Product Description Of All Time...

I couldn't get the entire product description in the screen shot but here's a little teaser just to give you an idea about the good, honest and truthful Product Description that awaits you at the link below. It may be a long read for some of you, but trust me it's worth your time. 

First the product:





















Now for part of the Product Description:
*** UNFORTUNATELY DUE TO THE MARXIST PIECE OF SHIT MAKE BELIEVE MESSIAH IN CHARGE AS WELL AS HIS MEDIA USEFUL IDIOT MINION DICKHEADS, THE ENTIRE SOCIETY OF LIBERTY LOVING AMERICANS ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR THE ACTIONS OF A FUCKING LUNATIC. INSTEAD OF BLAMING A CULTURE OF PSYCHOPATHS AND CRIMINALS FOR VIOLENCE, THEY BLAME THIS 10" x 3" x 1" PIECE OF PLASTIC AND METAL ENGINEERING GENIUS FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF TWENTY INNOCENT CHILDREN AND SIX TEACHERS.
OUR COUNTRY IS CURRENTLY UNDER ATTACK BY THE DEMENTED, TWISTED, AND DISTURBED BRAINWASHED CHILDREN OF THE HARD CORE OLD SCHOOL SOVIET BLOCK COMMUNISTS WHO HAVE INFILTRATED OUR COUNTRY AT EVERY FACET OF SOCIETY. IF YOU ARE HERE LOOKING TO PURCHASE A STANDARD CAPACITY MAGAZINE THAT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE, THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY UNDERSTAND THE WORDS ABOVE. AND WHEN THEY PASS UNCONSTITUTIONAL LAWS, OR IMPLEMENT UNCONSTITUTIONAL REGULATIONS, I HOPE THAT YOU REMEMBER YOUR GOD GIVEN FREEDOMS, AND REFUSE TO COMPLY WITH THIS REGIMES INTENTIONAL DESTRUCTION OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY, AND DIE IN A PILE OF SMOKING BRASS." MOLON LABE !
AMEN! Makes me want to just send these guys a few cases of their favorite brew after reading that. Now, go grab yourself a frosty adult beverage of your choice, sit down, relax, and read the entire product description here. You won't regret it. Then, give these guys some business, and/or tell your friends who are in the market for firearms related gear to give these guys first shot. If there were more companies like this around, maybe this country wouldn't be so infested with left-wing, communist pussies and traitors like it is right now.  

Thanks to my brother for emailing me the link to this greatness that he saw over at Gateway Pundit

Oh and before anyone brings it up, I'm not going to make a big stink out of Urban-ERT's use of the word tactical. The reason(s) should be obvious...

4 comments:

Fukitol said...

{sniff .. sniff} That actually brings tears to my eye.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, χωχκσυχκερς

Anonymous said...

Not many shades of gray in that statement! Love it.

Anonymous said...

100 drums for the AR 15 are back in stock at Atlantic Friearms,Im getting my today

kerrcarto said...

That warmed the cockles of my heart