Thursday, February 28, 2013

Wimmin's Work...

Men, as much fun as it may sound to share this little nugget of information with your wive(s) and/or girlfriend(s) it is not suggested or recommended that you do so unless you are already in the middle of divorce proceedings or have some kind of death wish.Whether or not you use this free ammo responsibly is entirely up to you. Share it with your drinking buddies or share it with the girl(s) in your life, but if you choose the latter, you will be doing so at your own peril. You may think that it's okay to share with your ol' lady because the article was written by a woman, but you would be wrong and a fuckin' moron for thinking that.

Normally I would've glanced right over this article, but the first line had me intrigued.
One reason so many American women are overweight may be that we are vacuuming and doing laundry less often, according to a new study that, while scrupulously even-handed, is likely to stir controversy and emotions.
BWAHAHAHAHA! No shit it will! It's also likely to result in some rookie dumbass sleeping on the couch and jackin' off to infomercials on the Mexican channel at 3:00 am for a month because he sent it to his wife from his phone trying to impress his buddies while in a drunken stupor at the bar.

By clicking THIS LINK you acknowledge the risks and the stupidity associated with sharing any information at said link with your wife, girlfriend, sister, mother, daughter or anyone else with a vagina (including Chris Matthews and Piers Morgan) and that by doing so you understand that serious personal injuries or even death may occur as a result from your irresponsible and reckless behavior. Furthermore, you agree to indemnify, defend, hold harmless, and release GGDF and it's partners and contributors from any and all lawsuits, damages, claims, judgments, losses, liability or expenses arising out of the property damage, personal injury or death of your dumbass.

Actually the article isn't that bad, and it isn't really a rip on chicks doing wimmin's work, but most women I know would rather not have to hear that shit; especially from their other half.

Which reminds me of a funny joke my Uncle Jim told at the dinner table when I was a kid:
Q:  Why did the woman cross the road?
A:  Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?  (rim shot)

"Studies" like this make me laugh because someone actually took all the time and did all the work to compile the data from the last 50 fuggin years, analyze the data only to try and validate their study colossal waste of time by announcing their results like it's some shocking new discovery. It's not even a little new, and definitely not shocking. I think even your average dipshit knows that no matter if you're at your job sitting on your ass or you're at home sitting on your ass all day, you're not burning as many calories as you would be if you were running a fuggin' marathon, and if you're taking in more calories than your body is burning up, chances are you're going to gain a little weight.

UPDATE: Mike sent me the below image to add to this post for a good visual aide.

I Really Do Love My Wife

I stole this from a commenter over at GOC and to tell you the truth I am to shitfaced to remember who it is.

The one thing I take umbrance with whoever made this is, he states that an AR is better for home defense than a shotgun. I give him the fact that a shotgun has a bigger blast pattern than an AR, when some doucheass is holding your wife in the choker hold. But a shotgun will do the job through the front door, if the need arises.

I Am A Gun...

My buddy Jeff sent me a link to I Am A Gun. It's good, check it out.

I liked this part particularly:
I am a gun. I am the defender of liberty. I am the guarantor of free speech. I am a friend of the free. I am the missing element of the enslaved.
The only thing I could add to that is, "I am the enemy of the tyrant..." 

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

I See You Haji

As if the DMV hasn't already proven itself to be the perfect model of government inefficiency and waste of taxpayer money, the residents of Chesapeake, VA have a solid argument to proceed with abolishing their DMV entirely; effective immediately. Apparently, the Chesapeake DMV revokes personalized license plates of Iraq war veterans if other people find the plates to be.................offensive. Yes once again some ethnic group (again it's the ragheads) is offended by something and rather than citing the 1st Amendment to our Constitution and telling them to go fuck themselves, the Chesapeake DMV has taken it upon themselves to try and appease some "offended" stinkbeards and violate a combat veteran's Constitutional rights in the process.
An Iraq war veteran's quest to recover personalized license plates that some Arab Americans found offensive is not over.
First of all, I would remind the DMV and these smelly, rude and "offended" camel jockeys that not being offended is not a right of any kind protected under the United States Constitution and they can go fuck themselves. Just having to smell the arab stench or hear that sandnigger lingo offends the hell out of me, so can I revoke their citizenship and have them deported because of it? Only in a perfect world I guess. 

Then I would point out to these dune coons that this combat veteran's right to free speech is protected under the Constitution that he has defended, and if they don't like it they can take their third world culture, 7th century mindset, baby-factory wives, their fugly and rude little bastard dune coon children, all their welfare-afforded and stolen shit and go back to their dung beetle infested mud huts in the sandbox. As a matter of fact they should be doing that anyways. 
After a judge ruled in November that the Department of Motor Vehicles couldn't deny a tag on the grounds that it denigrated individuals of a particular nationality, the state has come up with a new reason to revoke Sean Bujno's ICUHAJI plate.
Finally a judge with some balls! It's not often that a judge has the grapes to stand up for common sense instead of crumbling under the pressure from the PC patrol and these fuckin' rug pilots that are constantly demanding one thing or another.  
In a letter from the DMV to Bujno, the agency said the tag -- it can be read, "I see you, haji" -- condones or encourages violence and is obscene or otherwise vulgar in nature.
First of all, bullshit; no it doesn't. "I see you haji" is pretty self-explanatory as I see it. One person sees haji. What's violent or obscene or vulgar about that? Realistically, it's the pube-faces who have proven themselves over and over again to condone and encourage violence. Diaper-heads themselves are obscene and otherwise vulgar in nature. Let's revoke them and ship 'em all back to their homeland or better yet, let's ship 'em to France. The surrender monkeys love fig gobblers and car bombers, and they owe us anyways.
"That couldn't be further from the truth," said Andrew Meyer, Bujno's attorney. "He really means it respectfully."
Meyer said Tuesday that he plans to bring the matter back before Circuit Judge John W. Brown to argue the DMV is again violating his client's free-speech rights. A hearing is set for March 13.
Hey, that's my birthday. The only thing I want that day is for the Chesapeake DMV and the jig-abduls  to lose and to lose big! That would be the best birthday present I've ever had, but those of you who know me can still send beer and ammo which would be equally cool.
Bujno, an Army sergeant who was honorably discharged in 2009, displayed the plates on his car for more than four years before the DMV revoked them. In a Nov. 3, 2011, letter, DMV Commissioner Richard Holcomb said the tags violated a prohibition on letter combinations that could reasonably be interpreted as being "socially, racially, or ethically offensive or disparaging." He noted a bumper sticker on Bujno's car. It read: "God Bless Our Troops, Especially Our Snipers."
DMV Commissioner Richard Holcomb is an asshole. I'd be willing to bet this motherfucker is a card-carrying member of the PC Police thus making Commissioner Holecomb part of the fucking problem. I'd also be willing to bet Holecomb voted for the communist asshole currently residing in the White House trying to destroy this country. Fuck you Richard Holcomb!
In November, Brown ruled the DMV's prohibition regarding "ethnically offensive" letter combinations was unconstitutional. He said the state can't prevent people from denigrating a religion or ethnicity if people are allowed to praise those faiths and nationalities.
Brown ordered the DMV to either return the license plates or find a permissible reason to keep the tags from the Chesapeake resident. The judge added that the DMV was not allowed to consider the wording of Bujno's bumper sticker if the agency decided to reconsider the revocation.
Circuit Judge John Brown (not to be confused with Clown "Judge" Joe Brown) is a badass who should be praised for his common sense and logical decision. We need more judges like this man who are capable of rational thought and have the balls to stand up to the politically correct bullshit that's being forced down our throats daily by the left. Political correctness does nothing but create some crazy and false notion in someone's head that the world should actually care when you're "offended" or when your feelings get hurt. Boo fuckin' hoo! Tell your psycho therapist or someone else who gives a shit. I certainly don't.

But that's not all it does; worse than that political correctness creates a nation full of metro-sexual "men" who are anything but men, and thin-skinned pussies who are afraid of their own shadows and afraid to stand up for what is right and just. If I wanted to live in a country like that I'd move to the white flag capital of Europe and hang out with the soap dodgers.

Stole the license plate image from One Old Vet.  

Monday, February 25, 2013

FOD: We're Back

Paul and I took the families down to Vance, Texas. What a weekend! Even the cactuses in Texas hate the coon cracker!

Police Chief Asshole - Emeryville, CA's Finest...

Apparently having even just a little common sense or intelligence is not a requirement for climbing the police department's ladder and ultimately wearing the 'prestigious' title of Police Chief. At least not in Emeryville, Commiefornia it isn't as Police Chief Ken James Asshole demonstrates for us in the below video at his little press conference earlier this month.  

What dream-world does this asshole live in? A gun is not a defensive weapon? Really? So the only reason his officers carry guns is for "intimidation and showing power?" Wow! Well, at least he's up front about his stupidity and honest about training his underlings the thug-cop mentality. Where's Sgt. Stedenko when you need him?

This motherfucker should be run out of town on a rail never allowed the authority to write so much as a fucking parking ticket ever again; in this world or any other world this asshole lives in.

UPDATE: Unless you happen to like incompetence, injustice, and the thug cop mentality you can sign the petition to have Police Chief Asshole fired. I just did.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

PSA: No Glove, No Love...

Safe sex isn't just about preventing the spread of the crabs, or AIDS, or that little green discharge and burning sensation from finding a home in and around your fun parts, there's a hell of a lot more to it than that. It's not just about the two or more people involved in any particular menage-a-gangbang either. Don't be so damn narcissistic, it's not just about you. Sometimes your selfish behavior and attitude can negatively affect large groups of people; entire countries even. 

If you or someone you know of makes a habit of having promiscuous unprotected sex, show them this little visual aide that John P sent me and you might just make a positive difference in that person's life. You never know, maybe all of our lives.

Rubbers are cheap. Sometimes a small investment can bring a huge return, and sometimes no investment at all can bring a total nightmare reality to millions of people as you can see below.

Remember kids, sex can kill! No glove, no love...

Friday, February 22, 2013

Friday Metal

I have nothing tonight, so here's Bullet For My Valentine's 4th studio album in its entirety. It was released in the U.S. last week, so I can't give it a full review compared to their other albums, but this one is growing on me the more I listen to it...

Thursday, February 21, 2013

The Answer.

The Obamabots answer to an age old question.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Buy A Shirt!

There will be more items coming like hats, mugs, mouse pads, etc. so stay tuned for that. For now, just buy a fuckin' shirt and tell your friends to buy one too. The link to the store is on the right sidebar under the FOD collage. Do it. Now. My 401k that I cashed out last year is damn near gone and I could always use more beer and ammo. Do it now...


The religion of peace piss strikes again.

Bear. #67

Who will be the coveted #69?

FEMA Corps

"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." - Barack Obama

Welcome to the new America. This shit is getting out of control!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Massive Fail

I Gotcha

My apologies to my fellow Texans, HisWiserAngel and Orbitup. I will get yall up on the wall this afternoon.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Reducing Gun Violence...

The tyrants that reign their tyranny upon the law-abiding citizens of Commiefornia have come crawled out and openly presented their plans for more unConstitutional legislation here in the land of fruits and nuts, all under the guise of "reducing gun violence." I posted the video of their press conference circus side show here. It's the best example I have seen in a while which shows how liberalism really is a mental disorder. They should all be thrown in a rubber room for the rest of their liberty-stealing lives. 200 years ago these motherfuckers would've been publicly hung on the steps of the Capital for dishonoring their oaths. But I digress...

Reducing gun violence they say. It all just sounds so warm and fuzzy doesn't it? Okay, so let's play along with that; let's just say that they are being sincere with this faulty and unConstitutional idea of theirs. Let's just say that their bullshit legislation comes from their sincere desire to "reduce gun violence" here in the brown turd state of Commiefornia. If that's the case then one logically could assume that these same people would also want to reduce any and all violence for Commiefornians, right? Right?  I mean all violence is bad; not just violence with guns. What about the violence with knives, violence with bats, violence with fists, violence with cars, and violence with just about any other tool that can be used to commit some kind of violence against someone? Well rest easy, I'm sure they are sincerely concerned about reducing all types of violence and will be burning the midnight oil to do just that.

Don't believe me? You shouldn't laugh because it's already being done. Commiefornian citizens are going to be made safe by the determined geniuses in Suckramento whether we want it or not. Gov. Brown is taking big steps 'forward' to keep us safe, and I can honestly say that I already feel safer. Who needs the Second Amendment when Governor Moonbeam is right there on the front lines doing his best to protect the millions of us Commiefornians and reduce violence across the state.
SACRAMENTO — Gov. Jerry Brown continues to set himself apart from past governors when it comes to giving criminals a second chance, telling the Legislature on Friday that he rejected only a small portion of the hundreds of convicted killers cleared last year for release from prison.
I feel safer already!
The governor signed off on parole for 377 convicted killers who have been serving life sentences, according to numbers provided by his staff. That's 81% of those the parole board endorsed for release.
81%? Wow! Apparently these are all convicted murderers who have been transformed into little angels, so I feel so safe now. Kumbeya. I'm not even going to lock my doors or close any windows tonight. I'm surrounded by nothing but absolute safety. I don't know what I was thinking before; why would I need a gun for protection when our own Governor is putting 377 angels on the street? The rest of the country needs to take note of how things get done in Suckramento, Commiefornia...

I can already feel that "reduction in gun violence" can't you? 


Sunday, February 17, 2013

Sunday Jams

Friday, February 15, 2013

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Hump Day Gun Porn - The Big Sandy Shoot

If I'm not living in Arizona in time for the next Big Sandy Shoot, I'm driving to Kingman and camping for the weekend guaranteed! No question about it. Libturds soiling themselves in 3.....2....1.....

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Anti-Gun Bingo

I'm not going to be able to watch any of this SOTU bullshit without pumping some 12 ga. slug into my tv because it's going to be laced with............. standard President ZerO bullshit. But if anyone else out there is going to try and stomach it, here's something to do to help pass the time and/or keep you awake. I bet you'll have BINGO in the first 2 min. once President ZerO starts talking guns:

Thinking About Moving To Potlatch...

This is my kind of town. The people of Potlatch, ID actually embrace the Second Amendment...


We know how to send them off in Texas!!

Monday, February 11, 2013

Globull Warming. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!

These people are fucking morons. Bill Nye The Science Guy my fucking eye! The dude is just a broke ex-kids show host that now shills his bullshit to the only dumbfucks stupid enough believe it.

Good lord these people make my brain hurt.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Day Of Resistance

Is coming to a neighborhood near you.  

Is your town on the list? No? Well then maybe you should get off your lazy ass and organize one instead of just sitting there at your keyboard bitching about how our rights are disappearing. Do something about it!

Saw it at the Anti-liberal Zone.

Media Puppet Gun-Grabber Gets His Ass Kicked...

By Keith Morgan from the West Virginia Citizen’s Defense League.

You ever notice how liberals always say they want to have a "rational" discussion, but then fail miserably on being rational? It's impossible for them to be rational when they are driven by nothing but emotional and irrational bullshit. Mr. Morgan does a good job here putting the irrational media puppet in his place...

Saw the video here.

Any time you hear a liberal say they want to have a "rational" discussion about anything, be prepared to hear some of the most irrational bullshit you will ever hear in your life.

UPDATE:  Here is the 'debate' in its entirety. The 7:30 mark picks up where the video above leaves off.  Note the look on douchebag media puppet's face when Morgan tells him that he's armed in the studio.

What an uneducated liberal pussy. That's the modern day MSM for ya...

Saturday, February 9, 2013

LAPD Visual Aid May Explain Shooting Of Innocents

In case you hadn't already heard, the LAPD is shooting innocent people in their "hunt" for the other L.A. cop that's shooting innocent people. If you drive any type of truck, in any color, you might want to stay out of the Los Angeles area until this circus is over with. The LAPD has deployed visual aids to all of their officers hoping to stop him before he kills any more innocents.

Thanks to my brother for alerting me to this...

(Some Of) Commiefornia's Tyrants On Parade...

Let me first just say this video is long. Very long. Painfully long. Don't worry though, I don't expect you to sit through it in it's entirety; especially not anyone who doesn't live in this God forsaken shit state. I suffered through the excruciating 21 minutes of this so you folks wouldn't have to. I was going to take notes and mark the important times on the counter so you could just skip right to it, but after about the first 30 seconds I was seeing nothing but red, so the best I can do is say that the meat of the Suckramento lies is from the start of the video up to around 6 minutes in. Then it's more lies and bullshit from the L.A. Mayor, followed by more lies and bullshit from some of the other tyrants up there on the stage. Then around the 18:00 mark they start taking questions and then they answer with more lies, emotional rhetoric, and outright bullshit all the way to the end.

Forgive me if my noted times are a little off. I'm not saying that they are, I'm just saying that they might be. I'm working off of memory here and my memory isn't what it used to be, but I'm pretty sure they're close enough for you to hear all you need to hear.

I'm not sure how many readers we have that actually live in this fucked up liberal cess pool, but if you're a firearms owner in the shit brown state of Commiefornia you might want to take note of the additional tyranny that will be going down immediately if these treasonous motherfuckers in Suckramento get their way. They're so drunk with power that they're coming right out and practically bragging about how little our Constitutional rights mean to them. They don't give a fuck about the Constitution or anyone's rights and they're just coming right out and saying it. Treasonous bastards all of them!

Saw the video here.

Fuck you Senator Steinberg, you weasely little cocksucker. Don't try and tell me you .."respect the Second Amendment.." when everything you fucking touted in this little press conference of lies shows that you have nothing but disrespect for the 2nd Amendment or any other Constitutional right. You and all the rest of the career liars can go fuck yourselves!

Friday, February 8, 2013

Not Once, But Twice...

In Manhunt Frenzy, LA Cops Shoot 2 by Mistake

Police in LA are on high alert as they hunt for a man accused of killing an officer, wounding two others, and vowing to wage "unconventional and asymmetrical warfare" on the LAPD. Here's how high the alert: Officers opened fire in two separate incidents on trucks matching the description of the suspect's vehicle, reports the LA Times. They were wrong on both counts, however, and two of the occupants are in the hospital with unspecified injuries.
Ex-cop Christopher Jordan Dorner is also suspected in a double homicide over the weekend, and police say he wrote a rambling manifesto in which he promised to hunt down police officers, reports the AP. "We're asking our officers to be extraordinarily cautious just as we're asking the public to be extraordinarily cautious with this guy," says a police official. "He's already demonstrated he has a propensity for shooting innocent people." 

Apparently so do these prick cops with the LAPD. See, this is why I'm tired of all the blind support for cops by the average schmuck. They're given a pass for incompetent shit like this all the time. Why weren't the cops who fired their weapons on innocent people arrested? Thrown in jail? Two people are in the hospital as a direct result of trigger happy LEOs and I bet the assholes are still working the job, still carrying firearms on the job, and nothing more will ever come of this. Maybe a lawsuit. 

I would sue the fuck out of the LAPD, but not for money. Sure they would be paying for all the hospital visits and follow up if there was any, but I want these LEOs fired. No exceptions. I want them fired and jailed for assault, attempted murder, whatever. After sentencing is carried out and served I want them to never be able to carry a gun in any law enforcement capacity ever again, but they'll probably end up getting promotions for this with the help of their police union. 


Thursday, February 7, 2013

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Fixed It...

I couldn't stand looking at that loud-mouthed ghetto bitch or the phony skeet shooting picture without wanting to destroy things, but now I feel better...

Check Their Backpacks

Make sure you check your kids backpacks when you send them out the door for school today. So you're positive they don't have any imaginary hand grenades. Here is a picture in case you need to visually verify one.

Picture of imaginary hand grenades

Can't even have a fucking imagination in this country anymore buncha pusssyfied candy asses.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Local News Interview Like You've Never Seen

My buddy Jeff just emailed this to me and it was too good not to post. Apparently this homeless guy saved the day for a few folks in Fresno with his trusty hatchet that he carries with him, and now he's Fresno's one-and-only Homeless Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero

If you need some translation like I did, go to the link and there's a few lines spelled out.

Only in Commiefornia: 

I hope the dude from Fox Fresno realizes that this interview will be the highlight of his pathetic career as a local news douchebag. It would be nice if more interviews and news stories were this entertaining. Sure beats the regular garbage that gets pumped out and spoon fed to the masses...

What's Up? Dick.

The Rewards Of A Nice Meal...

Monday, February 4, 2013


Welfare copulation at it's finest.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

FOD: Special AR15 Stripped Lowers Going Fast...

If I had the extra money to spend, I'd be buying a few of these right now...

You can get one for yourself here.

Friday, February 1, 2013

We Are Pretty Good At It

The Facts Can Be A Real Bitch...

Just ask the whiny little hatchet 'man' from across the pond. Not that he's ever let facts get in the way of peddling his propaganda...
(Click it to big it)

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Piers, you fuckin' cocksucker!