Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Check Their Backpacks

Make sure you check your kids backpacks when you send them out the door for school today. So you're positive they don't have any imaginary hand grenades. Here is a picture in case you need to visually verify one.

Picture of imaginary hand grenades























Can't even have a fucking imagination in this country anymore buncha pusssyfied candy asses.

7 comments:

Greasywrench AKA rich b said...

My guess is "thoughts" are next on the list of banned items. Since unpopular language is now banned it is a logical conclusion taken to an absurd end. Watch and see if I'm not right Kerrcarto. If "they" can ban one, they can do the other.

hiswiserangel said...

We're safe. The girls carry imaginary flame throwers.

CharlieDelta said...

Public edu-ma-cation is broken beyond repair. Is it any wonder why more parents are home schooling their children?

JeremyR said...

Recaption that as ObamAA-'s smartest supporters.
Some teachers should not be allowed with in 100 Yards of children. too many like the Bitch in Uncle Buck.

Fukitol said...

Yup. I'm afraid Greasywrench is right. The administrators are just following orders, and a tendency for violence will be noted in that child's transcripts for future prosecutions 'cause now our mental health system is broken and needs to be "reformed". By my guess, thought cleansing is already underway. I can't find anything on that community beating down the superintendents door demanding the shit to be stopped that's happening to that child.

We are standing on enemy soil. Choose your friends wisely.

CenTexTim said...

"imaginary flame throwers" - LOL!!!

Craig M. said...

I love this response on the original article:"That kid better be real careful where he throws those handgrenades, he might kill one of the principle's unicorns!"