My buddy Jeff just emailed this to me and it was too good not to post. Apparently this homeless guy saved the day for a few folks in Fresno with his trusty hatchet that he carries with him, and now he's Fresno's one-and-only Homeless Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero.
If you need some translation like I did, go to the link and there's a few lines spelled out.
Only in Commiefornia:
I hope the dude from Fox Fresno realizes that this interview will be the highlight of his pathetic career as a local news douchebag. It would be nice if more interviews and news stories were this entertaining. Sure beats the regular garbage that gets pumped out and spoon fed to the masses...