Reducing gun violence they say. It all just sounds so warm and fuzzy doesn't it? Okay, so let's play along with that; let's just say that they are being sincere with this faulty and unConstitutional idea of theirs. Let's just say that their bullshit legislation comes from their sincere desire to "reduce gun violence" here in the brown turd state of Commiefornia. If that's the case then one logically could assume that these same people would also want to reduce any and all violence for Commiefornians, right? Right? I mean all violence is bad; not just violence with guns. What about the violence with knives, violence with bats, violence with fists, violence with cars, and violence with just about any other tool that can be used to commit some kind of violence against someone? Well rest easy, I'm sure they are sincerely concerned about reducing all types of violence and will be burning the midnight oil to do just that.
Don't believe me? You shouldn't laugh because it's already being done. Commiefornian citizens are going to be made safe by the determined geniuses in Suckramento whether we want it or not. Gov. Brown is taking big steps 'forward' to keep us safe, and I can honestly say that I already feel safer. Who needs the Second Amendment when Governor Moonbeam is right there on the front lines doing his best to protect the millions of us Commiefornians and reduce violence across the state.
SACRAMENTO — Gov. Jerry Brown continues to set himself apart from past governors when it comes to giving criminals a second chance, telling the Legislature on Friday that he rejected only a small portion of the hundreds of convicted killers cleared last year for release from prison.I feel safer already!
The governor signed off on parole for 377 convicted killers who have been serving life sentences, according to numbers provided by his staff. That's 81% of those the parole board endorsed for release.81%? Wow! Apparently these are all convicted murderers who have been transformed into little angels, so I feel so safe now. Kumbeya. I'm not even going to lock my doors or close any windows tonight. I'm surrounded by nothing but absolute safety. I don't know what I was thinking before; why would I need a gun for protection when our own Governor is putting 377 angels on the street? The rest of the country needs to take note of how things get done in Suckramento, Commiefornia...
I can already feel that "reduction in gun violence" can't you?