Friday, March 1, 2013

How To Keep Your Wife From Smoking

This is from Dave. Just replace her pack of smokes with one of these. Available in most major brands. Doesn't work for girlfriends until six months into the relationship or once they move in with you, whichever comes first.


3 comments:

Devil Tongue said...

CD,
Do they make those in cigar sizes as well?

hiswiserangel said...

I think it would be a more effective smoking deterrant for men. Or a welcome gift for that cocksucker in chief.

Anonymous said...

I was going to say to DT that slick willy would know - but I suppose the same answer would fit hwa as well ;-)