Tuesday, April 16, 2013

My Take On the Toilet Paper


6 comments:

Fukitol said...

Fuckin' A right.

Paul said...

knew you were a commie. I saw a backwards roll in your bath when we stayed the night with you last. weekend. Holy fuck dude! lmao!

kerrcarto said...

Hey! My wife put that on.

I am going to have to waterboard her now...

CharlieDelta said...

See, now this is one of those things that just doesn't affect me one way or the other. I mean, it comes off the roll equally easy both ways, but the "communist" way (as illustrated in the image) actually is a better way to go if you have an animal in the house that thinks you enjoy entire rolls of shredded TP all over the bathroom floor.

When I'm conducting business and dropping off the Obama family at the pool, my only concern is that there is plenty of paper on the existing roll for the task at hand. A secondary roll within arm's length is perfectly acceptable as well.

A true rat-fuck commie sonofabitch will use the last of the roll and depart the lavatory without installing a fresh roll for the next user. That is just fucking lame!

hiswiserangel said...

Commie is single-ply 90% post-consumer recycled non-bleached Gore-endorsed toilet paper. Anything else is fine.

Rayvet said...

CD, I concur with your post 100%. The only important fact is that the stuff is there in ample quantities. Fuck, put it on the back of the commode if you want, I don't care. Just make sure it's present and accounted for and hopefully the really soft, thick shit.
Ray