Sunday, June 30, 2013

Sunday Jams: Walkabout

Friday, June 28, 2013

FYI Friday

I know I'm a little (or a lot) late on this, but the new Black Sabbath album 13 that was released June 10 has the old Sabbath sound and style to it and it kicks some major fuckin' ass! That is all...

Well I guess that's not all.  Another FYI here.... if you download it from iTunes or Amazon like I did, make sure you get the Deluxe Album version.  The regular version only has 8 tracks; Deluxe has 11 tracks. 

Bottoms Up Friday

Sorry for the delay, I am busy getting the fields ready for a Little League Tournament we are hosting this weekend.

Bottoms Up!

Thursday, June 27, 2013

With Rates This Low Why NOT Get The Insurance?

I guess for you folks that live in a state that respects your rights and won't prosecute you for defending your home, family or property you really wouldn't need the insurance. In the liberal cesspool states like the one I'm in, $50,000 coverage wouldn't even cover a civil trial with the family of the dead bastard(s).

$11/month seems like a smokin' deal to me for having that peace of mind, but I can already hear the whiny bed-wetting liberals shouting from the rooftops that this is somehow "legalizing murder" or that Second Defense Alliance is giving "gun nuts" a "license to kill" or some other over-exaggerated catch-phrases to make it sound like home invasion insurance is evil in some way, and that people who have the insurance are too.

I fucking hate liberals!

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

It Only Took Me A Year...

Well I guess more like a little over a year, to buy one that is, after kerrcarto's post that first made me aware of this bitchen functional and practical addition to any Man Cave or any room in any beer drinker's house. It's going to be really bitchen when I finally get into a place where I can have a studio or jam room set up again because cold beer and jam sessions go hand in hand. Until that time the fridge is most likely going to have to live in the garage among my dusty camping gear, couches, tables and other furniture, pots and pans, and the countless boxes of my random shit piled high out there. I don't want this fridge to get all dusty and dirty and fucked up like nice things do from the shenanagens in the garage that go on, but there's no way that I'm not going to plug it into the wall and stock it with beer as soon as it's delivered. That wouldn't be right.

I was going to hold off on buying the Marshall Fridge until I got caught up on my bills and into a new place where I'd surely have the room for it, but last night I tied on a good buzz and just couldn't resist. Typically in a late-night buzzed state of mind is when I do most of my online ordering over-spending and last night was no exception. WTF! Why not? I don't bust my ass working 50-60 hours a week just to bank the money. I wanna enjoy the fruits of my labor while I still can so that's what I try to do, and when I'm rolling on a good buzz like I was last night frugality is the last thing on my mind. Just look at this bitchen refrigerator and check out this beautiful American-made Gibson Les Paul. Fuck frugal!

I didn't notice it the first time around but forgot to include one very important scene in their YouTube video; the scene where Kristen is topless making me a sandwich right before she brings me another cold beer from that badass fridge. Guess it got edited out for some reason. 

Yeah I know, my odds of winning the Les Paul are pretty shitty. It will ultimately be determined by the number of people willing to drop the money for the badass fridge and I'm guessing that at just four-hundo including shipping, there will be scores of names in the drawing. I realize that by telling other people about the drawing I'm certainly not increasing my chances of winning either, but I've never won any raffle or drawing that I've entered ever, so I'm not banking on this one. But how fuggin' cool would that be?

And now, one of my favorite Rush jams of all time: La Villa Strangiato  

Toke 'em if you got 'em...

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Send Em Straight To Hell

Go here and get you some.

Monday, June 24, 2013

A Man's Breakfast...

Fuckin' A!

Friday, June 21, 2013

Bottoms Up Friday

What better day to kick it off then the first day of summer.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

.45 ACP

This funny and remarkably accurate motivational poster was emailed to me by Dr. Ray who added in his email, "I love this poster!"  Me too Dr. Ray, and it pretty well sums up the two different calibers as far as I'm concerned. 

Sure the 9mm round can still kill a person, but so can a fuckin' BB gun. That doesn't mean I would bring a BB gun to a gunfight...

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

When Seconds Count

...the police are minutes away. It's good the homeowner was armed or this story wouldn't have such a happy ending.
A dramatic 911 call recorded a Oklahoma man’s confrontation with an intruder who broke into his Ponca City home early Thursday morning. The homeowner ended up shooting the intruder several times when police didn’t arrive in time. (Emphasis mine)

"I just put three rounds in his ass!"

Well done, sir.

PSA: Government Wiretapping

I kinda like this idea...

My Senator Rocks!

Keep giving them hell sir!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Good Lawd!

Friday, June 14, 2013

Friday F.O.D.

Fuck this shit!
The Obama administration is considering resettling thousands of refugees who left Syria during the country's ongoing civil war to multiple towns and cities across the United States. . . .
What? Rewarding millions of illegal aliens for breaking into our country via amnesty wasn't enough for the RINO's and rat-fuck communist bastards in the zerO administration? Now they want to bring in thousands of third-world, stinkbeard Syrians to drag this country deeper into the abyss? When does this bullshit end?  

I can't help but think maybe I'm just over-reacting to this? I'm sure when it's all said and done they'll assimilate right into our culture and society, they'll work hard and contribute into the system, and make me feel like a total asshole when they prove me wrong just like the Iraqi reFUgees have. Oh wait...
Between 1983 and 2009, the U.S. resettled a total of 76,205 Iraqis. Meanwhile, seventy percent of total refugees in the U.S. were on food stamps in 2009. Within that number, 95 percent of Iraqi refugees were food stamp recipients. Additionally, the report shows an unemployment rate of 46 percent in 2009 among Iraqi refugees.  
And these 7th century dung beetle reFUgees from the middle east breed like rabbits too - unemployed rabbits living large on the backs of the American middle class. Not only do they feast on government cheese, they also spurt out more welfare babies than the democrat voters from Me-hico who illegally "just come here to work" and "do the jobs Americans won't do."
New National Security Advisor Susan Rice and President Obama's nominee for U.N. ambassador Samantha Power are both refugee advocates and will likely push for the resettlement.
No shit! 

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Amerika! II

USA Today's front page today-

The libturds over at the United Socialists in America Today are just creamin' their white-guiltin' fuckin' jeans over this bullshit. So much so that they put it front page.

Now I could go off for hours about why us honkeys' numbers are shrinking as fast as they are, but I'm too damn tired and you already know the answer to that...

Don't cha?

Wednesday, June 12, 2013


Whoops, I Slipped

Thank God we aren't sending these fuckers billions of dollars. Oh, wait...... fuck!

Father's Day Free Shipping Offer

From now until the end of Father's Day Sunday shipping is free for anything and everything purchased from the 2A REVOLT Store, so all you cheap bastards out there who've been holding out on getting a shirt because you said shipping was too expensive {cough} {cough} kerrcarto {cough} {cough} now is the time to get off your asses and order one, or a few. Just enter coupon code AR15-American-REVOLT at checkout and the shipping is on me until 00:00 (midnight) Monday 6/17. Thanks to those of you who are already sportin' a shirt or cap or even just some decals. Your business is much appreciated...

What say you kerrcarto?

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Thursday, June 6, 2013

A Twofer

A patriot with a voice.

And a patriot with a gun.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Nine Years?

It seems like yesterday when I watched the riderless horse.

Just For The Record...

Verizon Wireless can blow me!

Fuck you Verizon!  That is all...

Sunday, June 2, 2013

What They Do When Your Gone