Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Cooncracker Library

It has been reported that the Cooncracker has tapped a couple of his elves to find a location for his new library. What hasn't been widely reported are some of the publications to be featured there. That's OK. I'm here to do the job the mainstream media won't...









1) The Communist Manifesto (Karl Marx)
2) Mein Kampf (Adolf Hitler)
3) Rules for Radicals (Saul Alinsky)
4) The Art of War (Sun Tzu)
5) The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State (Friedrich Engels)
6) Anti-Duhring (Friedrich Engels)
7) A Letter To American Workingmen: From The Socialist Soviet Republic Of Russia (Vladimir Il'ich Lenin)
8) The Quran (Satan / Barry Soetoro special edition)
9) 69 Positions of Joyful Gay Sex (Bel Ami)
10) Ultimate Gay Sex (Michael Thomas Ford)

This is one library I DEFINITELY WON'T BE VISITING.

6 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

HEY!!! WTF Jackson??

Paul said...

Well shit dude!! BWAHAHA!!

Wind River Ranger said...

The Art of War is by Sun-Tzu. Mao wrote his Little Red Book.

Paul said...

Fixed. Thanks Wind River. Yeah, isn't the Little Red Book like a compilation of Mao quotes? Definitely belongs in the Cooncracker library.

kerrcarto said...

The Art Of War is a good read if put into practice the right way.

CharlieDelta said...

kerrcarto,
Apparently you didn't see the part that Mr. Funnypants removed from the original post or your response would've been similar to mine because it was a malicious, premeditated, unconventional strike on the both of us done Pauldo-style; incognito yet in your face!

This was not a defensive strike, this was not a preemptive strike, this was not a warranted strike.

It was funny though...