Thursday, October 31, 2013

Go Home!

Gotta love this!

I bet that Iranian pilot shit his flight burka.


Not that I am some a conspiracy theory kinda guy and I do not believe in the Illuminati, but check this out. Type illuminati backwards into your browser and you get re-directed to the site. Weird.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013


Found this picture over on Allen West's Facebook page. I HAD to caption it!

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

FOD: I have nothing against bong hits but...

Monday, October 28, 2013

FOD: Better Late Than Never

The report aired Sunday and examines the horrific attack on the U.S. mission in Libya that took the lives of Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other Americans on Sept. 11, 2012, noting that there were many unheeded warnings about the attack as well as misinformation regarding what sparked it — i.e., it wasn’t caused by an anti-Muslim YouTube video, rather it was an Al Qaeda operation from the beginning.

That report is from 60 MINUTES! Holy shit! Is the media finally pulling their heads out of Obama's fartbox and breathing normal air again? I guess we will just have to wait and see.


Putin vs Obama: A comparison in pictures. Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate commies. But it would be nice if our dicktater wanna be president wasn't such a bitch.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Sunday Funnies

Friday, October 25, 2013

More Anarchy

Oh yeah, fuck the commie cooncracker!

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Man I can't believe how fast this week just flew. Happy weekend folks!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Don't Forget To Register Your Ammo.....Wait...What?

When more than 30 police officers in full tactical gear descended upon the house of a successful Washington, D.C., businessman with no criminal record last summer, they were looking for “firearms and ammunition … gun cleaning equipment, holsters, bullet holders and ammunition receipts,” 

What did they find?

  • “One live round of 12-gauge shotgun ammunition” — actually an inoperable shell that misfired during a hunt years earlier that Witaschek kept as a souvenir.
  • “One handgun holster” — perfectly legal.
  • “One expended round of .270 caliber ammunition” — a spent brass casing.
  • “One box of Knight bullets for reloading,” according to police notation on the warrant. Except, Miller reveals, they aren’t for reloading — they’re for antique-replica, single-shot, muzzle-loading rifles.

More here.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013


BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Mark Fuckerberg banned me from Facebook. There was an incident involving this article. In the comments section, I was "admiring" the rich white bureaucrat lifestyle in Washington, DC. Some dude questioned why I would insert race into my comment. I politely reminded him that the author of the article started it....then I called him a Cracker. And then I got banned for 12 hours!! LMAO!!! I'm just about done with facebook. It's easy for keeping up with friends and wasting a lot of fucking time but, seriously, we gotta move on.

Monday, October 21, 2013

In A Hurry?

For those of you who have never been to this part of Texas (or if your not an asshole) you should know, you do not honk your horn at someone as soon as a red light turns green, it really gives us a case of the red ass, at least give someone a 10 count, then a courtesy beep. If they do not move after that, you are free to put your car in park, walk up, knock on their window and make sure they are not dead.

On that note, I was on my way to water the baseball fields Saturday and some Houstonite hunter for the weekend shithead gave me the horn at our beloved one red light. Needless to say, I gave him "the look" in the sideview of the Trooper and putted as slow as I could down that two lane, mile and a half stretch of highway until I turned off.

35? I feel like going 15. It is a nice sunny day after all.

Which brings me to the original point of this post. That all reminded me of a story that my dad has relayed to me on MANY occassions that made me a better, more courteous driver.

You are never in so much of a hurry that seconds count, unless you're Richard Petty.

And the story,

Dad worked for Gousha  at the time, when they started the digital cartography end of the company they hired a consultant who came down from New York. As the consultant drove into Comfort he hit (at that time) the one stoplight and was behind an old farmer in a truck. When the light changed the old man was engrossed in his thoughts and didn't see the light change. The NY'er layed on his horn and startled the old man, which pissed him off.

From the account of my Dad and Glenn (who showed up to work white as a ghost) the old man put his truck in park, grabbed his rifle from the back window, got out and walked up to Glenn's window and asked him if he was in a hurry. Glenn told him no, of course and the old man replied, then keep your britches on and your hand off that damn horn.

Ah, old school.

Useful Idiots

They walk among us!

FOD: The Dark Side of the Force

FOD: Come and Take It Style

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Saturday Jams

Friday, October 18, 2013

Friday Night Anarchy!!

A buddy of mine just tuned me into these guys. Finally, some new metal that fucking rocks!

Dallas PD

Don't mean to take away from kerrcarto's Bottoms Up post below but y'all need to see this. I don't know where I stand on this one. Read the article and watch the video.

Bottoms Up Friday

You're under arrest!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

CommieCare: Fucking American Families since 2010

I work for a small company with no benefits. I just started my own company to increase my income so as to finally provide health insurance for me and my two kids. The best plan I can find: $343 per month with a $12,700 annual deductible. That's insane! When I had benefits with my former employer in Washington state our monthly premiums were lower with annual deductibles of $3,500 before I moved back to TX in 2012. I am the kind of family ObamaCare was supposedly designed to help and look at me now. I make too much for subsidies and will have to cough up over $4,000 per year plus any medical expenses under the deductible for major medical coverage I'll hopefully never have to use. The HSA annual cap has been lowered to $2,500 so I don't even get a tax break after $2,500. And we all know insurance premiums will continue to rise. This expense level defeats the purpose of having a major medical plan. ObamaCare is economic suicide but at least I'll sleep better at night knowing that my tax dollars are subsidizing 75% of Congressional health care benefits. My family will still be uninsured in 2014. Thanks Obama you Marxist asshole.

Monday, October 14, 2013

FOD: Obama's Amerika

This is what's going to happen in every American city when the fake money runs dry. It's not a matter of if but when. The Obamabots will devour everything in sight. America's real zombies. The coming apocalypse is going to be real ugly, people. Who took ma mudda fukkin foooo stamps yo!!

Sunday, October 13, 2013

I Want One

Christmas is just around the corner so for anyone who wasn't sure what to get me this year, I'd be perfectly content finding a Ruger 10/22 like this one under the tree with my name on it. A few thousand rounds of tracers would make great stocking stuffers too. Saw the video here

Thank you in advance....

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

It's In The Bag

Monday, October 7, 2013

Friday, October 4, 2013

Excellence In Sniping: One Round, Two Head Shots


Suddenly I'm in the mood to crank some Filter...

Bottoms Up Friday

Kelly Brook still has it going on!

Stick Meet Eye

I guess since there are no WW I survivors around to fuck with, they aren't concerned.You people are sick twisted fucked in the head assholes.!
WW II Memorial
WW I Memorial

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

A Thousand Words?


Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Shut Down

I got up this morning, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and not a damn thing had changed for me. I guess that is what happens when your not a fucking government leech.