Sunday, March 31, 2013

Happy Easter From The .50 BMG

I never did like those fuggin' Peeps or Cadbury Eggs anyways...

Friday, March 29, 2013

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Here's some more fuck yeah! for CharlieDelta. This one is from waaaaay back but so what!


Friday Aces High

It's Good Friday and I'm in one of those fuck yeah kinda moods so how about some hot metal chicks crankin' out Aces High. Anyone who knows anything about anything knows that metal chicks are fucking hot, but when you have metal chicks with nice tits shredding the guitar and covering Iron Maiden tunes like these chicks do, it is one of the hottest combinations known to mankind.

Fuck yeah!




I've never seen The Iron Maidens live, but you can bet your ass the next time they come to town I will be at that show. 

TGIF!

Here's a joke my cousin sent me...

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

Install/Restore Error...

I've been trying all night to install some software but I keep getting the same error message.  Are there any computer geeks out there that might be able to tell me how to get rid of this fucker so I can restore what I used to have? This is really starting to piss me off! Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

Here's a screenshot with the error that keeps coming up...

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Fried Green Genetically Modified Tomatoes



Why should we even be surprised that the Communist in Thief would sign something like this into law?

How do you like your Obama now? This mouth breathing Cooncracker resents all of you and hates this country. Never forget that. The crony capitalism, this corporate government fuckfest, has spun so far out of control that they don't even hide it anymore.

Down with Monsanto!
https://www.facebook.com/events/147274678766425/155451594615400

F U C K   O B A M A ! ! !

The Rising Sun

At Independence Hall, as the delegates signed the Constitution, Franklin pointed to the president's chair, which had a sun painted on it. Franklin eloquently stated before all the representatives:
"I have often...in the course of this session...looked at that...without being able to tell whether it was rising or setting; but now at length I have the happiness to know that it is a rising and not a setting sun."

Sorry Ben...


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Merry Marry

Here's my take on marriage. Now that the issue has finally reached the Supreme Court, I would like to offer my opinion. First off, I don't really give a fuck who marries what so let me get that out of the way right now. The notion that legalized gay marriage will doom our nation is about as laughable as watching the Cooncracker ride his little bicycle.

Marriage dates back to Mesopotamia around 2,300 b.c. but it wasn't until the 1500s a.d. when the Roman Catholic Church formally institutionalized marriage. So I have always viewed marriage as a religious institution and not a matter of governance. Period.

The separation of Church & State represents a core foundation of our Republic. And so I find it hypocritical that the very same people who have removed the Ten Commandments from our courts, who have removed God from our schools, and who crusade endlessly to remove crosses from public view, are the very ones who are demanding that the US government define marriage. It's amazing how these sick fucks operate.

By the same token, I resent the fact that marriage is recognized by our government in the first place. Since marriage has historically been a religious institution, marital status should have no impact on tax policy. I mean think about it. Why has the gay community waged this war? It's about money and that's all. Government has no right to encourage marriage through tax incentives nor does government have the authority to define it. The only practical government application into the matter would be through dissolution when the union has broken and there is a mess of assets to clean up and, of course, a plan for any children involved.

Like Roe v Wade, the Proposition 8 case should not even be in the Supreme Court at all. This is not a matter for the US Constitution and, therefore, the 1st and 10th Amendments should apply here. Taking it a step further, marriage should not even qualify for state propositions either. It is not a matter for legislation within our Republic. This is my opinion. Feel free to destroy me in the comments.

That being said, I am thoroughly annoyed at all the red equal signs littering facebook and other time wasting social hangouts on the Interwebs. But fuck it; here's my contribution.


If you stared at that picture for longer than one second you're probably a cock polishing ass pounder.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Propagandized

This is what (some of) your kids are learning in school.

UPDATE: The story has been updated to include another video stating that muslims were mistreated here in America after 9/11. So here is the link. That and I think we all got sick of that video fucking auto playing.



































The "correct" answers are circled. Call your school administrator and find out if this bullshit is being fed to your kids. If so explain to them that if they keep this shit up you will yank your kid out of school and they will lose their federal funding for your child.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Center Mass vs. Head Shot

Here's another illustration showing why you should always aim for center mass rather than only going for a head shot.  Although this example is more commonly found in highly populated ghetto cities such as Los Angeles, New York and Chicago, these urban thugs have been known to spread like a fungus and infect even some of the most rural areas of the country.













In this instance, by aiming for center mass you could kill two birds felons with one stone well placed round...

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Hypocrite!




























Stole it from here.

Guessing Game

Anybody see the problem I see with this picture? Besides the fact that he is speaking with giant pictures of terrorists above his head.

Winner gets a gold star.


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

I've Been Telling My Wife For Years



It's Good For You!

Monday, March 18, 2013

FOD: #68


Saturday, March 16, 2013

Fuck This Shit!

I'm sick and tired of weeding out all the fuckin' ridiculous comment spam from some anonymous dickbag every single day when I log in so if you want to leave a comment here, word verification is activated. I've got better things to do with my time than read some asshole trying to peddle dick pills or Ug boots, or some stinkbeard who can barely shit out a coherent sentence in Engrish telling me how good my writing is when I know it isn't. I don't want a payday loan anyways you fuckin' dune coons! 

So if you're gonna get pissed about word verification get pissed at those assholes, not this asshole...

Now for some gratuitous gun porn:

Friday, March 15, 2013

The Truth Shall Set You Free...

You'll never see this reported by the LSM because it would upset their narrative.



Thanks to my brother for sending me the link to the video that he saw here.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

This Is How To Talk To Thug Cops

...If you've got a pair of brass balls and you know your nose is clean that is. My brother saw the video over at InformationLiberation and sent me a link. I'll tell you one thing, if more people stood up to the "Thin Blue Line" Jack Boot Thugs like this there would be a lot less Constitutional rights being violated every damn day. Here's a little background on Antonio Buehler from the IL website:
Antonio Buehler of the Peaceful Streets Project made headlines a year ago after he was harassed by police for photographing them violently arresting a woman. The cops arrested him and charged him with resisting arrest and "felony harassment on a public servant", a "crime" punishable by up to 10 years in prison, allegedly because he spit on an officer who was arresting him. A witness fortunately caught video of the event, and it showed the officer was the aggressor in the situation, additionally it didn't appear to show any spitting took place, a witness even came forward and said "at no point did he spit at the officer or make any sort of aggressive or inciting gesture towards [the officer]."
He's also a veteran. The video starts getting really good around the 5:00 mark. 


Somebody needs to buy this man a few beers...

Monday, March 11, 2013

You People Have Blood On Your Hands

Adam Carolla decimates the HuffingandPuffington Post and the rest of the lapdog media.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Neighborhood Watch

I already have a few positions in my neighborhood picked out for when that day arrives.


















A couple of my neighbors' houses aren't in range or even in view from my favorite nest, but it doesn't matter because the "O" bumper stickers on their vehicles determined for me years ago that they are on their own when the time comes anyways. Fuck 'em!

Friday, March 8, 2013

Angry? Well Then No Ammo For You Peasant...

This fucking idiot reminds me of the Soup Nazi from Seinfield but she's much worse than anything the Soup Nazi could ever dream up, and this bitch has the power to legislate in the State of Florida not just some shitty little soup diner in the cesspool known as New York.
A Florida legislator wants anyone trying to buy ammunition to complete an anger management program first, in what critics say is the latest example of local lawmakers reaching for constitutionally-dubious solutions to the problem of gun violence.
Here we go with another moron control freak in the Senate wanting to make another ridiculous firearms law that won't do one fucking thing to hinder the violent felons in Florida or even decrease the violence carried out by the criminal element in Jacksonville or anywhere else. The only thing this unConstitutional bill of hers will do is punish scores of Floridians who already abide by the law and are responsible with their firearms. That is all it will do. 
The bill filed Saturday by state Sen. Audrey Gibson, D-Jacksonville, would require a three-day waiting period for the sale of any firearm and the sale of ammunition to anyone who has not completed anger management courses. The proposal would require ammo buyers to take the anger management courses every 10 years.
If Sen. Audrey Dipshit Gibson really thinks that angry people are the reason or cause behind the violence in her district (or anywhere else for that matter), then maybe she should stop punishing people who already abide by the law and making them angry! 
“This is not about guns," Gibson said. 
"Bullshit," I said.
"This is about ammunition and not only for the safety of the general community, but also for the safety of law enforcement.”
Bullshit! If you want to keep the general community safe then you should disarm law enforcement and make them take anger management courses. While you're at it, make them read the U.S. Constitution. Make yourself read it too Audrey. It's that thing you assholes swore an oath to protect, defend, and uphold. 
Gibson said she’s concerned with citizens stockpiling ammunition, potentially creating dangerous situations should those individuals ever come in contact with law enforcement agencies or criminals.
Law enforcement agencies or criminals?  Kinda redundant isn't it?
“It’s about getting people to think, really, about how much ammunition they need,” Gibson said. 
It's none of your fucking business how much ammunition anyone has or needs you ignorant cunt! Who the fuck do you think you are?

More importantly, and something constantly glossed over by the media and the tyrants in DC, is that it's no body's fucking business, especially the government's, how much ammunition or firearms an individual has, needs or wants. Last I checked this is still the United States and we don't have to provide a reason to anyone why we want what we fucking want, whether we need it or not.

Eh, fuck it! This is the kind of shit that drives me to drink. If you want to read more insanity coming out of Florida, it's at this link.  I'm outta here.





















Thursday, March 7, 2013

When You See It...


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

177

It was 177 years ago today that The Alamo fell. God bless the defenders of freedom!






























Bejar, Feby. 24th. 1836
To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World—
Fellow Citizens & compatriots—
     I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna — I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man — The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken — I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls — I shall never surrender or retreat.  Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch — The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days.  If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country — Victory or Death.
William Barrett Travis.
Lt.  Col. comdt.
P. S.  The Lord is on our side — When the enemy appeared in sight we had not three bushels of corn — We have since found in deserted houses 80 or 90 bushels and got into the walls 20 or 30 head of Beeves.

Thank Rand Paul for his filibuster. He is just what this country needs!

I Need A Drink!

Whiskey on the rocks sounds pretty good right now, but I want it with these rocks...

I Want Some Of What They're Smoking...

How much Shiner Bock will $1,842.00 buy? I say we sell now before someone realizes we're not even worth $1.84 much less $1,842.00 like it's says we are here.  How 'bout it kerrcarto?  Paul?  Split three ways that's $614.00 each.  I don't know about you guys, but I could get pretty fucked up on $614.00 in beer... 













Tuesday, March 5, 2013

How Sick Was She?


Monday, March 4, 2013

1.6 Billion Rounds Just A Start For DHS

Apparently the DHS wasn't satisfied with the 1.6 billion rounds they purchased in the course of one year, so they've recently acquired 2,700 light armored tanks to patrol the streets of America. Do they really expect us to believe it's all being done to keep the Homeland "safe?" Yeah, okay. Sure.

Safe for who

All of this happening while at the same time, President zerO's administration wants to ban law-abiding American citizens from being able to possess semi-automatic firearms that are capable of accepting detachable magazines, and then limiting the capacity of all magazines to 10 rounds or less. If you think this is all just a coincidence then you are dumber than a bag of hammers. Even a dumbass libturd should be able to see the writing on the wall, but that would require a little intelligence so I won't hold my breath...

















Fuck Obama, and fuck the DHS!

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Saturday Jams

Friday, March 1, 2013

How To Keep Your Wife From Smoking

This is from Dave. Just replace her pack of smokes with one of these. Available in most major brands. Doesn't work for girlfriends until six months into the relationship or once they move in with you, whichever comes first.