Friday, August 30, 2013

Dear Cooncracker

Dear Cooncracker,

A Syrian civil war is a great thing. Why would we want to jump in that? After all, it's terrorists killing each other. Please Obama, for once in your pathetic narcissistic existence, don't be a fucktard.

Warm regards, bitch

Bottoms Up Friday

Thursday, August 29, 2013

America's Finest

These boys should be held up as examples of how to behave.

Can you imagine if that would have been Treyvon Martin, Chancey Allen Luna, James Francis Edwards, Jr. and Michael Dewayne Jones that walked into that store. 

It would have been cleaned out.


Tuesday, August 27, 2013

America's Finest Ferals

They're teaching them hate at a young age, very similar to the Palestinians teaching their young to hate the Jews. I predict a full blown race war is going to erupt in our inner cities within the next decade. America's feral black population is sinking into barbarism and will ultimately isolate themselves from the rest of society. The Cooncracker and the rest of his communist race hounds can implement all the "diversity" regulations they want, but it won't change a thing. The American black illegitimacy rate exceeds 70% and not a single father in sight. Someone tell me how you bring a feral race back to civilization.



BTW, who the fuck lets their little girl ride on the street alone? We're doomed.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Why Barbie Dolls?

This little girl is more of a man than Piers Morgan will ever be.




















Thanks Melanie for the pic.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Learn To Swim...

It's over. Deep down I've known it for years, but I still held out a little hope that sanity would kick insanity's ass and Commiefornia would miraculously recover from the decades of being under DimocRAT tyranny. No such luck. The Queen Cunt of Commiefornia, Dianne Frankenstein, along with her elitist cohorts in Suckramento, have stepped up their attack on the Constitutional rights of gun owners and delivered a massive blow that I don't think is possible to recover from. At least not until Suckramento has been completely reduced to ashes and tyrants publicly hanged from the Oregon border to the Mexican border. 

This shit is absolutely insane to me. These fucking idiots who have turned the once Golden State into the Turd Brown State it is now deserve nothing but the finest gallows an illegal ailen can build. Let's just start crankin' them out one after another. There's a lot of people in this state at all levels of government who are worthy of a public hanging. I'll even donate some lumber. Fuck!

From NRA-ILA:
On Wednesday, the state Assembly Appropriations Committee heard four anti-gun bills. These bills were all sent to the Assembly Appropriations Committee suspense file to be heard later this month. These bills will be “held” and not heard again until the last two days of the committee deadline. 
All of this legislation has already passed in its legislative chamber of origin, so time is quickly running out to stop these onerous and misguided anti-gun bills. Please forward this alert to your family, friends, fellow sportsmen, gun owners and Second Amendment supporters, because it will take everyone in California calling AND e-mailing state legislators to stop this egregious attack on law-abiding citizens.
Insane I tell you. Just fucking insane! I'll highlight some key verbiage they use. Be on the lookout for some of this wording or phrasing to be introduced into some SB's in your state in the near future. The insanity that goes on in this shitty state usually finds it way to other parts of the country sooner or later. None of this is being done to keep "the children safe" and none of this will do a gotdamn thing to reduce crime or prevent "another Sandy Hook" from happening. This is all just more lies and empty promises from elitist politicians, and more tyranny for the Citizens in the Turd Brown State of Commiefornia.
Senate Bill 374 (Steinberg) bans the sale of all semiautomatic centerfire rifles with a detachable magazine, even with bullet buttons attached and redefines these firearms as “assault weapons.” This legislation would ban most common hunting rifles including the Marlin Camp Carbines (.45acp and 9mm), Remington M81 “Woodmaster, Winchester M1905, BAR MK II, BAR Short Trac, Ruger Mini 14, Ruger Ranch Rifle, M1 Carbine, just to name a few of the rifles that are affected by this gun ban. SB 374 would also require registration of currently owned detachable magazine rifles.
So now they're going to just redefine "assault weapon" in their war on the 2nd Amendment? Their current use of the bullshit term didn't cover enough firearms for them so now they just redefine "assault weapon." How liberal of them. If that's not tyranny than what the fuck is?  Next time they redefine the word are they going to include all rifles that have triggers? Maybe iron sights will be a characteristic that makes the rifle a scawwwwwy "assault weapon" next time around? WTF!

They want to ban the future sale of these rifles and if you currently own one you're expected to register it. Good luck with that assholes! Sure there will be a few who do, maybe 20%, but most people who bought AR-15s in the last few years have done so because they knew this kind of tyrannical bullshit was coming. You think they're going to voluntarily tell you that they have one?
Senate Bill 396 (Hancock) bans the possession of all standard capacity magazines over ten rounds and would require confiscation of these magazines that are currently lawfully possessed.
California - Turning honest gun owners into criminals one law at a time.
Senate Bill 567 (Jackson) redefines shotguns to include any firearm that may be fired through a rifled bore or smooth bore, regardless of whether it is designed to be fired from the shoulder. SB 567 also bans the sale of shotguns that have a revolving cylinder and requires registration of these currently owned shotguns.
So now they're redefining "shotgun" to suit their anti-gun agenda too. Again, good luck assholes with getting more than a handful of fucking idiots to register their shotguns.  
Senate Bill 683 (Block) expands California’s handgun safety certificate requirement to apply to all firearms, and would prohibit anyone from purchasing or transferring any firearm without a firearm safety certificate.
This is just a revenue generator for Jerry fucking Brown's bankrupt Brown Turd State. Give the state money to take some stupid fucking test to be able to buy a handgun, or in the case of SB683 any firearm. Just another tax for gun owners to pay. Currently, if you want to buy a handgun at your local gun shop in this liberal shithole, you have to pay $25 (it might be more now) and pass a written test first. Once you have the California Handgun Safety Certificate then you kinda have the right to be able to defend yourself with a handgun. Oh did I mention that the Certificate is only good for five years? After that you have to give the state another $25 and take the test again. Now Commiefornia wants that to be a requirement to purchase any firearm. Gotta fund those elitist political dinners and vacations somehow yannow?

..."but it's for the children..."  (SPIT!)

Fuck you Commiefornia! Fuck you anti-gun tyrants up there in Suckramento coming up with more ways to fuck over the honest, law abiding Commiefornia Citizens. Fuck you Feinstein! Fuck you Boxer! Fuck you Pelosi! Fuck you Leland Yee! Fuck you Kevin de León! Fuck you Steinberg! Fuck you Jackson! Fuck you Block! Fuck you Hancock! Fuck all the rest of you anti-gun bigots who dishonor your OATH to the Constitution every day you wake up alive, and fuck you people that keep voting for these assholes!

Learn to fuckin' swim!




Calling All Forza 4 Players

If you see this car go by you in the game. Give a headlight flash to my BIL.


Thursday, August 22, 2013

Five Years

Today is the fifth celebration of my mom 's greeting with God.



Miss you mom.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Justice Has Been Served

Saw this one tonight and couldn't resist posting it.  LMAO!

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

If Barack Obama had a son...

...he would look like James Edwards! Hey! Where's Al Sharpton, the lamestream media, and the rest of you race baiting fucktards? Idiots.

Monday, August 19, 2013

She Was Probably Texting Her BFF



FOD: Fail

I thought this was pretty fuggin good.  Everything this guy says is true, but he really nails it in the last four words. I'm sure the libtards are already calling him an "Uncle Tom." 


LMAO!  Yup!

FOD: A Comprehensive List of the Cooncracker's Path of Destruction

Finally, someone has taken the time to put together a comprehensive list of the Cooncracker's reign of terror. Fuck you, Obama. Fuck you, too, NSA, since I'm pretty sure you check in on a daily basis you fascist fucks.

http://danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com/2013/08/15/obama-252/

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Saturday Jams

More and more everyday. Fuck.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Bottoms Up Friday


It's Fucking Friday!

I fucking love this...

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Two Drunks In Galveston

So it appears that kerrcarto and Paul, were all shitfaced in Galveston when they decided to call me late last Friday night. Now it all makes sense. I was wondering what the fuck they were doing when I listened to their belligerent drunken message early the next morning. I'm glad I was already passed out when they called or I wouldn't have this gem of a voicemail recording to play back for them to remember. 


Looks like kerrcarto got a new shirt and Paul's sportin' a new set of balls for his chin. Lookin' sharp you two... ROTFLMFAO!

Revolting In Galveston

Paul and I hit the beach last weekend. It was a revolution!


Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Background Checks

Congressional Oath Of Office:
I, (name of Member), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will SUPPORT AND DEFEND the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and ALLEGIANCE to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

Background checks should be done on every last one of those motherfuckers. I have some rope...

Monday, August 12, 2013

95-Year-Old WWII Army Veteran "Armed" With Shoe Horn & Cane Killed By Trigger Happy Cops

This is the kind of shit that really pisses me off every time I hear someone saying, "Give cops a break" or "Don't be so hard on law enforcement, they have a tough job" or "They risk their lives every day for our safety" or "They're just doing their jobs" or any other ignorant bullshit like that. We've been told our entire lives by our parents, our teachers, and of course by the media that cops are these great, noble heroes that we should look up to and admire, and respect. What a crock!
A 95-year-old man who served his country during World War II is now dead after police stormed his retirement home with riot shields, Tasered him and shot him with bean bag rounds – all because he adamantly refused to undergo high-risk surgery.
Whenever you hear some douchebag news anchor try to tell you how much you should respect the police because they have "tough jobs" and they "risk their lives daily" for "our safety" or something ridiculously ignorant like that, know that you are listening to nothing but utter and complete brainwashing bullshit! Maybe at one time being a police officer meant that you had had integrity, nobility and honesty. It meant that you became a cop because you truly wanted to help people while stopping the 'bad guys.' It meant that you were actually worthy of being looked up to as a hero. Well sorry to piss in your Cheerios, but I'm afraid those days are long gone.
On July 26, a doctor reportedly told Wrana if he survived surgery, he would likely be put on life support. The elderly man refused the operation, and paramedics attempted to involuntarily transport him for medical treatment. He was sitting in a chair, holding a cane and a shoe horn when police arrived at the Victory Centre senior living facility located just south of Chicago.
After reading this a few times, I'm still having a hard time finding nobility or heroism in the article.  Maybe you can spot the part where police were helping out this 95-year-old WWII combat Veteran, because I'm just not seeing it. Could someone maybe point out to me where the officers' lives were in danger here? I realize a man nearly a century old was armed to the teeth with his cane and a shoe horn.  Prayers are going out for those poor officers who could have easily been caned to death or sliced open that night by the violent and crazed elderly man. They must surely be suffering from PTSD after that life-threatening ordeal.  It's a good thing they had their Tasers and 12 gauge bean bags or they might not have gone home that night.
The Cook County medical examiner reported that Wrana bled to death internally from injuries caused when the elderly man was shot in the stomach with a 12-gauge shotgun that fired a bag filled with lead shot.
Must have been those "non lethal" bean bags the cops like to deploy. Oh wait...
Grapsas said he was told “there were between five and seven police officers” at the scene.
That's it? Only 5 to 7 brave hero cops to stop the one crazy 95-year-old WWII combat veteran armed with a cane and a shoe horn? They should feel lucky they got to go home that night instead of landing on the slab at the morgue. They had no other choice but to save their own lives against a wicked elderly shoe horn slashing or a caning of a lifetime that caved their skulls in.
The Chicago Sun-Times reported that the Illinois State Police Public Integrity Unit is investigating the incident.
Illinois State Police Public Integrity Unit? BWAHAHAHAHA! Talk about a contradiction of terms.Who the hell came up with that name? Must have been a magician of some kind. Everyone knows that the words Police and Integrity don't belong in the same sentence together.
“Attempts were made verbally to have the resident comply with demands to drop the articles, to no avail,” the police statement said. “The resident then armed himself with a 12-inch butcher type kitchen knife.”
A knife? Huh? Well that's mighty convenient for the police after they killed the man wouldn't you say??
But Grapsas told the Tribune the staff and Wrana’s family said they never saw a butcher knife in his room.
Maybe someone needs to tell Mr. Grapsas that he is wasting his time and spinning his wheels questioning the official police statement's and account of what went down leading up to their murdering of an elderly man who fought for his country and survived WWII combat to be murdered by America's biggest street gang.
Now Wrana’s family is desperate for an explanation.
As they should be.
“I want answers,” his 74-year-old step-daughter said. “I want someone held accountable.”
Don't hold your breath for that police accountability thing. The largest street gang in America is a Thin Blue Line and they are above the law. If anything, look to see a few promotions when it's all said and done and after the wave of lies and bullshit recedes and the smoke finally clears...















Thursday, August 8, 2013

Only In America

Got this from my buddy Jayf.  Too bad Letterman is too much of a pussy to ever have a Top 10 like this...

10) Only in America ... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

9) Only in America ... could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans – 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

8) Only in America ... could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

7) Only in America ... can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

6) Only in America ... would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

5) Only in America ... could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

4) Only in America ... could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

3) Only in America ... could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

2) Only in America ... could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

1) Only in America ... could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Geography Fail

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Back By Popular Demand - F.I.D.!

I have no idea when it was that I last posted something for F.I,D., but I know it's been a while. What's really bugging me though is not really knowing or understanding why or how I let the weekly post slowly taper off to a dead stop. I mean, nothing has really changed in the world to make me dislike the intolerant practitioners of the phony "religion" called (lower case intentionally) islam, which is based upon the words of a pedophile and false prophet they call mooHAMmed. They're the same savage and subhuman maggots they've always been, so why did I stop posting? Well I don't know, but what I do know is that I'm long overdue to declare loudly and proudly, "FUCK iSLAM!"

I'd personally like to thank the dumbass who goes by At me? for the F.I.D. reminder when he commented yesterday on this Fuck Islam Day! post from August, 2010. I think this is our longest running post here at GGDF. It just won't die. What's funny to me about it though, and three years of sporadic comments, is that as these comments trickled in at random times, I checked the stats on Blogger when I approved the comments and Blogger showed that the majority of comments were from random people who searched, "fuck islam" in Google and came across the post that way.

I noticed that the dildo who calls himself At me? was one of them, and it got me wondering why some muzzie maggot supposedly proud of, or proudly defending his religion of piss, would search Google for "fuck islam" in the first place. What's the motivation?

But then I thought, who really cares? Nothing about these angry, little pissant dune coons makes much sense to begin with, and wasting my time wondering why they do what they do would be the same as wondering why pigs roll in shit, only I have way more respect for the pigs.......and the shit.


 











Happy FUCK iSLAM DAY!!

Friday, August 2, 2013

Friday Night Antithesis

Friday Night Anarchy!!

It's a twofer tonight. Here's one from the waaaay back machine. Oi!



And for a change of pace, here is a track off of Danny Carey's (Tool) side project called Volto. New album was just released. If I smoke more pot, I might be able to understand this fucking video.

Bottoms Up Friday

FAIL


Thursday, August 1, 2013

Thanks Bro!




The trooper is starting to look like a gotdamned hippies car.


Quote of the Day

Found the following quote in the comments section of this article. Sums up how I feel about it all.

"I love my fucking government, and my government loves fucking me."

Regarding the article itself, low-information voters have no clue how badly we fuck ourselves having the highest corporate tax rate in the world. Detroit is only the beginning.