Sunday, December 14, 2014

Where I Stand


Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Great Question


Thursday, November 20, 2014

Live Free or Die!!

I've maintained for years that Libertarians and Conservatives have a much better chance at coexisting and prospering together vs Libtard Communist Democrat Fuckholes and anything they come into contact with. Looks like there's a migration to the Granite State. More power to them. Unfortunately, they'll be a lone beacon of liberty in New England, America's barking moonbat capital.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Banned by CNBC

Well I managed to get banned by yet another communist news organization. Here's the turd bomb I dropped this morning...

"Ă˜bama is the little crybaby in the sandbox always throwing temper tantrums when some other kid has more toys. The little dictator should go back to sucking dick for pot." Jackpot

I don't understand why I should get banned for speaking the truth. I'm guessing the CNBC moderator also sucks dick for pot and took umbrage at my comment. But all dick sucking aside, does it seem like President Cooncracker is in payback mode and is gonna fuck shit up for the remainder of his term just because we don't love him? What a wimp. I hate this libtard puke.

I tried to comment on another CNBC article but nope. It's over. BANNED! BWAHAHAH!! Fuck you CNBC.

Picture ammended by Kerrcarto:


Monday, November 10, 2014

Obamao


Sucking up again. Way to project power you spineless asshole.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Mid-Terms

I think this pretty much sums it up. We will see what happens, Mitch "the turtle" McConnell and John "I have a" Boehner better grow some balls and man the fuck up, or we will have another Clinton in the White House in 2016.


Friday, October 31, 2014

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Some anarchy for your Hallows Eve!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

That Way, When I Take A Shit, I Do It In The Proper Place.

I love this guy! Hit his website up and check out his art.

Secret Service left a door hanger on his front door saying that they wanted to talk to him about possibble ID theft (false pretense) and when the dude has the balls to call them, they come over and  harrass him about tweets he sent out. Soft Tyranny, we know who you are and we are watching.



Sunday, October 26, 2014

She's A Keeper

For CD


Monday, October 20, 2014

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Barack Obola

This is why we don't vote for Democrats in Texas. Texas is the only society protecting America from California and that shit hole Washington, DC. You're welcome, America.

Fuck you, Obama. Fuck your family. Fuck your dad. And Fuck All Democrats. You people are a scourge upon humanity you twisted morally bankrupt communist shit stains. Everything you touch turns to shit! You've done absolutely nothing for the good of humanity since Woodrow fucking Wilson. If ISIS were to attack Washington, DC, I doubt any of us here in America would give a flying fuck. We'd let them have at it and then kill them all after the deed is done. That's how much we hate you. I honestly would support secession if a universe existed where secession leads to a happy ending. But there isn't. Secession will tear this country apart, if it isn't already. I don't consider any of you fucks on the left to be Americans anymore.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Dallas Ebola

For the straight skinny, this interview should clear things up for you. Excellent interview.

Friday, October 17, 2014

My New Hero!


Our local DJ just interviewed Bosch, very well educated guy, grew up in a muslim family and escaped and now spreads the word od the evils of Islam. Go here and order your copy today!

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Obola


Sunday, September 14, 2014

END RACISM

I posted this motivational poster on Farcebook and they removed it about 24 hours later saying it was a violation of their "community standards." I wonder how long it will take for Google to remove it. Any wagers?



Thursday, September 11, 2014

A Word From Our State Department

YouTube deleted the video. But as we all know once it is on the internet...it never goes away.


Welcome to the Islamic State.

Weird....

Friday, August 22, 2014

Idiocracy Here We Are

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

My New Hero.


Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Genius!



I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way






























…wait, what the fuck happened!

I went and read her Twiter feed. Pretty sure that is an actual person. 

We are fucked.

Monday, August 4, 2014

The Body Speaks!

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Tip Of The Day

When burying a stinkbeard terrorist. Take the suicide vest off first.

Otherwise this happens.

Friday, July 18, 2014

'Merica


Sunday, July 13, 2014

Summer Camp

From my hometown rag, The Kerrville Daily Times


Local officials say they were uninformed about “several hundred” unaccompanied migrant children who were temporarily housed at area camps before a federal shelter was opened at Lackland Air Force Base.


Exactly how many and where they stayed and for how long is not immediately clear, and local authorities were not informed about the housing arrangements through the federal Office of Refugee Resettlement until they found out almost by accident. Kerr County Sheriff Rusty Hierholzer said he learned about it only because a few sheriff’s deputies had requested to work security for the Texas Department of Public Safety during off-duty hours.



Having some of the nicest places to send your kid for the summer, we are considered the summer camp capital of Texas. Senators kids are known to go to one of the more famous ones, Camp Mystic. You pay a fucking arm and a leg to get rid of your kid for a few weeks, I bet the parents are just thrilled to hear that little Johnny will be sleeping in the same bunk little Jorge, with the swine flu, scabies and lice did, for free. 

Friday, July 11, 2014

Friday Jams

I had to recite a "poem" for 8th grade language arts. I asked the teacher if a song would suffice, as long as it met the criteria. I memorized this song. I can still recite it word for word.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Mic Drop Worthy

Friday, July 4, 2014

Happy Independence Day!

Sic Semper Tyrranis!

Happy Birthday America!

Michelle or Michael?

Well, Joan Rivers confirmed what most of us already knew about Barry Soetoro, but her allegation that Michelle Obama is a tranny, I admit, caught me off guard. This is the best story this year thus far!

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Frenchy French

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Want To Grab A Bite To Eat?

Let's go to Rifle, CO and try a burger at Shooters Grill. Where this sign hangs.


Monday, June 30, 2014

Fuck You, Google!!


Is anyone really surprised by this? I can understand if you're a little pissed or disappointed, but are you really surprised or shocked...at all...to learn that Google, it turns out, has been bought and paid for by the wealthy and powerful gun control lobby? It doesn't surprise me in the least. I always figured Google was libtarded, I just thought perhaps they were smart enough to not go anti-gun on us. I hope these fucking Google assholes suffer epic financial losses as a result of their censorship and discrimination bullshit. Fuck you Google! 
 
Stole the image from the Fuck You Google Facebook page...







Thursday, June 12, 2014

For Anonymous

Better?

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

When Monkeys Fly. Hopefully.

Stolen from this guy.




Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Haven't posted one of these in a while. Here's a band I've recently started listening to. Stoner prog rock goodness. Closest thing to high I can reach since all I can find down here in south Texas is the occasional mexican dirtweed. Thanks obama.

Everybody Gets One!


Thursday, June 5, 2014

In Theaters Now!


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

What the fuck just happened?

Well, in a nutshell, it's like this. Sheikh Barry Hussein Soetoro exchanged 5 hardcore terrorists from Club Gitmo for 1 traitorous US soldier named Bowe Bergdahl who abandoned his post and supposedly "captured" by the Taliban. Several brave members of our military lost their lives looking for him during the aftermath including 2nd Lt Darryn Andrews. While Washington, DC officially classified him as a POW since his "capture" 5 years ago, numerous sources have recently emerged revealing that Bergdahl had in fact converted to Islam and was not only teaching the Taliban how to make bombs but providing intelligence in an effort to help them gain a tactical advantage on the battlefield. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a textbook traitorous fuck who should be court marshaled and executed if found guilty.

So why would Sheikh Barry Hussein Soetoro pull off something like this? Aside from the obvious answer that Hussein Soetoro himself is a traitorous fuck who hates America and jerks off at night while planning his next attack on our country, this was potentially a calculated move to shift the focus away from all of the VA problems. Was that the real motivation? Does the Hussein Soetoro administration maintain a basket full of shitballs to eat in case of emergency? At this point who knows? I admit I'm exhausted from all of the epic trouble coming out of Washington, DC. I mean it's one thing after another. I'd say this ship is sinking but we're already sunk and just bouncing off the bottom.

You know, what's really disturbing is how this all relates to Edward Snowden. Snowden revealed how the NSA blatantly violates the 4th Amendment and all of a sudden we've got ourselves an international manhunt. But abandon your post, teach the enemy how to make bombs, and convert to Islam? No fucking problem! In fact, we'll even rescue you, donate some terrorists to the cause, and let your dad praise Allah in the Rose Garden! We're doomed.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Dearest Liberal Fucks

The VA revelations are a national disgrace. I think most of us knew the VA was a shithole but man I had no idea it was this bad. Understand that the VA is a single-payer system. That's right. It's the system progressive liberal pukes want for the rest of us. So here's my message to you food stamping nanny staters. Fix the VA. Like you know fucking fix it. I'm not talking about just firing a bunch of people and replacing them with the highest bidder. I mean fix it. Reform it. Actually do something good for society. Then maybe we can talk about my health care. Because as of now, you're on the wrong side of this issue. But don't worry. The GOP ain't gonna do nuttin' about it!

Oh and one more thing. The economy shrank 1st Quarter 2014. It shrank 4th Quarter 2013, too. One more and we'll be back in recession. You sorry assholes break everything you touch. And I seriously doubt you'll fix the VA problems. Disgraceful.

Monday, May 26, 2014

FOD: Memorial Day

I realize this is probably the most offensive insult I've ever slung at the obummers but if you stop and think about it, it's probably not far from the truth. The obummers hate this country and her people. And if this latest VA scandal hasn't convinced you of that then you're living in a vacuum.


Saturday, May 24, 2014

#Itchy


#Diplomacy


Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Hey Joe, Your Sickle Is Showing

I said it years ago. The day will come when the Democrats/Liberals/Progressives Communists would come out and say it. Well, today fresh off his ear wax eating tour Joe Garcia has proved me correct.




Fuck you Joe! Move your earwax eating ass to Cuba if you like Communism so much. Ya nasty mother fucker.


Another Bail

Ahhh, the odious odor of more crony capitalism flatulating from the obummer administration. Soooo...not only do I have to subsidize low-income commiecare plans, pay for 100% of illegal alien medical bills, pay for 75% of congresscritter health benefits, but I am now bailing out insurance companies from any losses resulting from commiecare. Wow I didn't realize I had soooo much money!! Actually I'm not paying for any of it. This American won't be complying with CommieCare. EVER.

"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." ~ Thomas Jefferson

Monday, May 12, 2014

Moochelle Is Sad


Michael Sam is a Selfish Asshole

Michael Sam is a selfish asshole. I am sick and tired of gay athletes coming out of the closet like they're some sort of courageous heroes. They make spectacles of themselves and attract all of the attention to themselves and away from their teams. It's the ultimate form of selfishness. Why should Sam or Jason Collins or any of these other players be treated any differently just because they like a stiff one in the manhole? Oh he's so courageous look at him! Fucking please. Society accepted gay people a long time ago and, not unlike racism, the gay card is played over and over in an effort to create another protected class shielded from all insults and misgivings.

Well guess what Michael Sam? Fuck you you selfish prick. Keep that shit in the bedroom like the rest of us adults! I don't really give a shit what you do until you throw it in my face. You don't deserve any special recognition just because of your lifestyle. The media calls Michael Sam's pick by the St Louis Rams historical. Are you fucking kidding me? Michael Sam is not the first openly gay professional athlete. Glenn Burke was. No one gave a shit then and we still don't give a shit now. Get over yourselves gay America. Same goes for the rest of you earth humans consuming this insane politically correct bullshit.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Got What He Deserved?

Now that he is no longer a LEO. I would bet good money he does not have the balls to go back to that rancher and apologize for killing his dog shooting his dog in the back then making the owner drown it in a bucket. As a matter of fact, I would bet he would get a good old country ass whoopin if he showed his face.

I know he would here.

Asshole.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Confusion


Try again, asshole!  BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!































If you haven't heard the hilarious story behind this poster you can read about it here.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

I Kneel To No Man

Saturday Jams




Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Welcome To The Fundamental Transformation

ABC, 123

Projecting strength one letter at a time.


And I Quote

“We stand on the side of history that I think more and more people around the world deeply believe in — the principle that a sovereign people, an independent people are able to make their own decisions about their own lives,”unless they don't have health insurance, then they must purchase a policy. - Barack Obama on the Ukraine.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Spreading The Wealth

Yes, it is "shopped". By me.


Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Because It Is Tuesday...

here is Kate Upton floating around in a bikini.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Carlin Called It


Thursday, February 6, 2014

Peek A Boo


























Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Our rights...

Violation after violation after violation

Saturday, February 1, 2014

BOS


A Hero

A quote from a man I TRY to emulate. Samuel Adams. He was a poor man, and terrible with his own finances, but he was one of the most respected men amongst his peers. So much that the residents of his colony pooled their money to buy him a suit (his first ever) after he was elected to Congress. He went there and was one of the best stewards of OTHER people's money ever. If only we had him now! And NO he did not brew beer!

In a state of tranquillity, wealth, and luxury, our descendants would forget the arts of war and the noble activity and zeal which made their ancestors invincible. Every art of corruption would be employed to loosen the bond of union which renders our resistance formidable. When the spirit of liberty, which now animates our hearts and gives success to our arms, is extinct, our numbers will accelerate our ruin and render us easier victims to tyranny. If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom—go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Lock and Load

This is that brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around...reloading. 

In a 53-46 vote, the Senate narrowly passed a measure that 
will stop the United States from entering into the United Nations 
Arms Trade Treaty.  The Statement of Purpose from the Bill reads: 
"To uphold Second Amendment rights and prevent the United States 
from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty."  The U.N. 
Small Arms Treaty, which has been championed by the Obama Administration, 
would have effectively placed a global ban on the import and export of 
small firearms.  The ban would have affected all private gun 
owners in the U.S. And had language that would have implemented an 
international gun registry, now get this, on all private guns and ammo. 

Astonishingly, 46 out of our 100 United States Senators were willing to give away 
our Constitutional rights to a foreign power. 

Now, which 46 Senators Voted to Destroy us?
Well, let their names become known !! 

Here are the 46 senators who voted to give your rights to the U.N. 

Baldwin (D-WI) 

Baucus (D-MT) 

Bennett (D-CO) 

Blumenthal (D-CT) 

Boxer (D-CA) 

Brown (D-OH) 

Cantwell (D-WA) 

Cardin (D-MD) 

Carper (D-DE) 

Casey (D-PA) 

Coons (D-DE) 

Cowan (D-MA) 

Durbin (D-IL)j 

Feinstein (D-CA) 

Franken (D-MN) 

Gillibrand (D-NY) 

Harkin (D-IA) 

Hirono (D-HI) 

Johnson (D-SD) 

Kaine (D-VA) 

King (I-ME) 

Klobuchar (D-MN) 

Landrieu (D-LA) 

Leahy (D-VT) 

Levin (D-MI) 

McCaskill (D-MO) 

Menendez (D-NJ) 

Merkley (D-OR) 

Mikulski (D-MD) 

Murphy (D-CT) 

Murray (D-WA) 

Nelson (D-FL) 

Reed (D-RI) 

Reid (D-NV) 

Rockefeller (D-WV) 

Sanders (I-VT) 

Schatz (D-HI) 

Schumer (D-NY) 

Shaheen (D-NH) 

Stabenow (D-MI) 

Udall (D-CO) 

Udall (D-NM) 

Warner (D-VA) 

Warren (D-MA) 

Whitehouse (D-RI) 

Wyden (D-OR) 

These Senators voted to let the UN take OUR guns.  They need to lose their next election.  
We have been betrayed. 46 Senators Voted to Give your 2nd Amendment Constitutional Rights 
to the U.N. 

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Friday, January 24, 2014

Hat's Off To Aero Precision...























In response to this absurdity from treasonous, anti-gun, dumb-fuck California legislator, Kevin de Leon:


I love the markings around the selector. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

BUS

The Olymics are coming. If the Russkies can suppress enough people.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Man Poem

















Reminds me of a song.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Greed

All this horseshit the dems keep spewing about income inequality was blown out of the water years ago by Milton Friedman


Saturday, January 11, 2014

Jeep: Because If I Wanted A Hummer I Would've Asked Your Sister...

I'm a Toyota guy myself, but if I was looking for a new desert toy and/or had some cash burning a hole in my pocket (and lived near Mckinney, TX) I would definitely go look at this Jeep for sale. Hell I'd go look at it anyways after reading the dude's epic post on Craigslist. LMAO! I'm a little confused about the Juan McAmnesty mention though. The only things I think of whenever someone mentions his name are term limits, tar and feathers, and treason. But I digress.

Here's the ad:

Screenshot from Craigslist
I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.
You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler Sahara.
So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.
This baby’s pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.
It has A/C but are you kidding me….Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.
If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.
If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber.
And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick.
If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….
1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain  (WTF? -CD)
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bea
36. Building shit out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.
Put your GPS back in your purse.
Sounds good doesn’t it?
This jeep has carried me through 155,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.
But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Sixty Five Hundred Dollars. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant! I know a few Jeep guys who are going to love this one.


Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Worm Has Eaten His Brain



He sounds like he is drunk as shit (I would be if I was in that hell hole), and try as they might, even his more astute colleagues couldn't shut the stupid up. If we are lucky, Kim Jong Un will shoot him in the head.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Checking In

Don't worry, none of us are in a NSA gulag. Just busy trying to survive. I will try and be more vigilant about posting here in the new year.


Happy New Year all, and fuck Obama!