Wednesday, June 4, 2014

What the fuck just happened?

Well, in a nutshell, it's like this. Sheikh Barry Hussein Soetoro exchanged 5 hardcore terrorists from Club Gitmo for 1 traitorous US soldier named Bowe Bergdahl who abandoned his post and supposedly "captured" by the Taliban. Several brave members of our military lost their lives looking for him during the aftermath including 2nd Lt Darryn Andrews. While Washington, DC officially classified him as a POW since his "capture" 5 years ago, numerous sources have recently emerged revealing that Bergdahl had in fact converted to Islam and was not only teaching the Taliban how to make bombs but providing intelligence in an effort to help them gain a tactical advantage on the battlefield. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a textbook traitorous fuck who should be court marshaled and executed if found guilty.

So why would Sheikh Barry Hussein Soetoro pull off something like this? Aside from the obvious answer that Hussein Soetoro himself is a traitorous fuck who hates America and jerks off at night while planning his next attack on our country, this was potentially a calculated move to shift the focus away from all of the VA problems. Was that the real motivation? Does the Hussein Soetoro administration maintain a basket full of shitballs to eat in case of emergency? At this point who knows? I admit I'm exhausted from all of the epic trouble coming out of Washington, DC. I mean it's one thing after another. I'd say this ship is sinking but we're already sunk and just bouncing off the bottom.

You know, what's really disturbing is how this all relates to Edward Snowden. Snowden revealed how the NSA blatantly violates the 4th Amendment and all of a sudden we've got ourselves an international manhunt. But abandon your post, teach the enemy how to make bombs, and convert to Islam? No fucking problem! In fact, we'll even rescue you, donate some terrorists to the cause, and let your dad praise Allah in the Rose Garden! We're doomed.

5 comments:

Main Line Sportsman said...

Damn well said!

Mark@Bismarck said...

Ok, so he's back to the land of the free, what's to stop him from hopping a plane and heading right back? Barry just turned 5 terrorists free for no reason.

Rufus Welch said...

Well, he has to make the talk show rounds and get his book and movie deals lined up. Then he can head back.
Does Barry watch his old speeches and then purposely do the opposite just to piss people off?

kerrcarto said...

They should have marched him and his old man out onto the front lawn and put a bullet in them.

mike said...

what a douch bag!