Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Tip Of The Day

When burying a stinkbeard terrorist. Take the suicide vest off first.

Otherwise this happens.

Friday, July 18, 2014


Sunday, July 13, 2014

Summer Camp

From my hometown rag, The Kerrville Daily Times

Local officials say they were uninformed about “several hundred” unaccompanied migrant children who were temporarily housed at area camps before a federal shelter was opened at Lackland Air Force Base.

Exactly how many and where they stayed and for how long is not immediately clear, and local authorities were not informed about the housing arrangements through the federal Office of Refugee Resettlement until they found out almost by accident. Kerr County Sheriff Rusty Hierholzer said he learned about it only because a few sheriff’s deputies had requested to work security for the Texas Department of Public Safety during off-duty hours.

Having some of the nicest places to send your kid for the summer, we are considered the summer camp capital of Texas. Senators kids are known to go to one of the more famous ones, Camp Mystic. You pay a fucking arm and a leg to get rid of your kid for a few weeks, I bet the parents are just thrilled to hear that little Johnny will be sleeping in the same bunk little Jorge, with the swine flu, scabies and lice did, for free. 

Friday, July 11, 2014

Friday Jams

I had to recite a "poem" for 8th grade language arts. I asked the teacher if a song would suffice, as long as it met the criteria. I memorized this song. I can still recite it word for word.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Mic Drop Worthy

Friday, July 4, 2014

Happy Independence Day!

Sic Semper Tyrranis!

Happy Birthday America!

Michelle or Michael?

Well, Joan Rivers confirmed what most of us already knew about Barry Soetoro, but her allegation that Michelle Obama is a tranny, I admit, caught me off guard. This is the best story this year thus far!

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Frenchy French

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Want To Grab A Bite To Eat?

Let's go to Rifle, CO and try a burger at Shooters Grill. Where this sign hangs.