Thursday, January 30, 2014

Lock and Load

This is that brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around...reloading. 

In a 53-46 vote, the Senate narrowly passed a measure that 
will stop the United States from entering into the United Nations 
Arms Trade Treaty.  The Statement of Purpose from the Bill reads: 
"To uphold Second Amendment rights and prevent the United States 
from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty."  The U.N. 
Small Arms Treaty, which has been championed by the Obama Administration, 
would have effectively placed a global ban on the import and export of 
small firearms.  The ban would have affected all private gun 
owners in the U.S. And had language that would have implemented an 
international gun registry, now get this, on all private guns and ammo. 

Astonishingly, 46 out of our 100 United States Senators were willing to give away 
our Constitutional rights to a foreign power. 

Now, which 46 Senators Voted to Destroy us?
Well, let their names become known !! 

Here are the 46 senators who voted to give your rights to the U.N. 

Baldwin (D-WI) 

Baucus (D-MT) 

Bennett (D-CO) 

Blumenthal (D-CT) 

Boxer (D-CA) 

Brown (D-OH) 

Cantwell (D-WA) 

Cardin (D-MD) 

Carper (D-DE) 

Casey (D-PA) 

Coons (D-DE) 

Cowan (D-MA) 

Durbin (D-IL)j 

Feinstein (D-CA) 

Franken (D-MN) 

Gillibrand (D-NY) 

Harkin (D-IA) 

Hirono (D-HI) 

Johnson (D-SD) 

Kaine (D-VA) 

King (I-ME) 

Klobuchar (D-MN) 

Landrieu (D-LA) 

Leahy (D-VT) 

Levin (D-MI) 

McCaskill (D-MO) 

Menendez (D-NJ) 

Merkley (D-OR) 

Mikulski (D-MD) 

Murphy (D-CT) 

Murray (D-WA) 

Nelson (D-FL) 

Reed (D-RI) 

Reid (D-NV) 

Rockefeller (D-WV) 

Sanders (I-VT) 

Schatz (D-HI) 

Schumer (D-NY) 

Shaheen (D-NH) 

Stabenow (D-MI) 

Udall (D-CO) 

Udall (D-NM) 

Warner (D-VA) 

Warren (D-MA) 

Whitehouse (D-RI) 

Wyden (D-OR) 

These Senators voted to let the UN take OUR guns.  They need to lose their next election.  
We have been betrayed. 46 Senators Voted to Give your 2nd Amendment Constitutional Rights 
to the U.N. 

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Friday, January 24, 2014

Hat's Off To Aero Precision...























In response to this absurdity from treasonous, anti-gun, dumb-fuck California legislator, Kevin de Leon:


I love the markings around the selector. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

BUS

The Olymics are coming. If the Russkies can suppress enough people.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Man Poem

















Reminds me of a song.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Greed

All this horseshit the dems keep spewing about income inequality was blown out of the water years ago by Milton Friedman


Saturday, January 11, 2014

Jeep: Because If I Wanted A Hummer I Would've Asked Your Sister...

I'm a Toyota guy myself, but if I was looking for a new desert toy and/or had some cash burning a hole in my pocket (and lived near Mckinney, TX) I would definitely go look at this Jeep for sale. Hell I'd go look at it anyways after reading the dude's epic post on Craigslist. LMAO! I'm a little confused about the Juan McAmnesty mention though. The only things I think of whenever someone mentions his name are term limits, tar and feathers, and treason. But I digress.

Here's the ad:

Screenshot from Craigslist
I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.
You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler Sahara.
So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.
This baby’s pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.
It has A/C but are you kidding me….Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.
If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.
If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber.
And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick.
If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….
1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain  (WTF? -CD)
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bea
36. Building shit out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.
Put your GPS back in your purse.
Sounds good doesn’t it?
This jeep has carried me through 155,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.
But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Sixty Five Hundred Dollars. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant! I know a few Jeep guys who are going to love this one.


Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Worm Has Eaten His Brain



He sounds like he is drunk as shit (I would be if I was in that hell hole), and try as they might, even his more astute colleagues couldn't shut the stupid up. If we are lucky, Kim Jong Un will shoot him in the head.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Checking In

Don't worry, none of us are in a NSA gulag. Just busy trying to survive. I will try and be more vigilant about posting here in the new year.


Happy New Year all, and fuck Obama!